Mouth of Desitrus
100 Credits

Instant divert at any ego level, as topic of discussion is utterly lost due to large amounts of illusions of small animals acting like peoples.

I'd love an artifact boomerang. Something that has no purpose except looking really neat. For Example:
THROW BOOMERANG NORTH
You throw your boomerang northwards. It rapidly disappears, only to come back a few moments later.
You neatly catch your boomerang.

Anybody in the room to the north would have seen something like, "A curved stick comes flying by from the south, somehow performs a complete turn, and flies off in a southernly direction."

This would have no combat applications whatsoever, and would be pretty cheap, like 30 or so credits.

Or, for next time we get dingbatty.

Some kind of container that you can put things into and take things out of even while off balance/eq.

A crystal which allows you to see all types of "who" (who, gwho, cwho, etc) commands across planes (you would get the normal list for each plane that had people present on it). Or it would just allow access to a new special who command.

Minor pets, these would be summonable one a month/year and last one day/month. There would be one for each org with a themed pet for each. So say a small ball with a bell inside which you would drop on the ground and a cat would appear and pounce on it for celest (just a thought, perhaps there is a better example). The summoned creature would act like a basic pet but if it was killed it would just die and you would have to wait until next month/year to summon it again.

Distress beacon, once a month you could activate this and then the next summon done within the next 10 seconds with you as a target would be instant. The summon would still take power, be stopped by a mono, etc.

I want my COWBELL!!!

I remember boomerangs... or was is frisbees being nerfed on the discworld mud... and being part of the reason *halo* (they were nerfing scry methods into oblivion and one of the methods was to throw it at someone which while being enchanted to report on its location every few seconds while outside your inventory)

What i'd like to see is different dolls next time, so to whoever made them...

OR a doll that you can customize with your own sayings (oooh actually no, *runs off and creates a tailoring idea thread*)

Silver Cowbell is what I want most, but i also want something that lets someone do an emote everyone on their plane can see, just once a day or something

*invokesoupnazi* No cowbell for you

Standard emote or no? planewide illusion could be cool and the resulting zaps would be fun to watch

Umm this is the closest thread I could find for my topic, so...
Can the colour of the fortune-telling message from the fickle finger of fate be configurable, or at least have an option to switch between black and white font? I have a black-ish background for my client and right now the font is black, and it is... really hard to see >.<

Tullys Golden Broom: 150cr
Sweeps contagion/poison/hallowed ground from rooms like gust.
When used in a room it gives the room a sparkling gleam to it.


Mysterious Gauntlets of Precision: 150cr
Adds +3 unwieghted or +5 weighted dex to Dwarven AL/Igasho BM/Orchlach PB
Can change to form to race. Unusable by non specc'd races and of course Krokanis

An aethership diamonut that has the same effect as training up Discipline: making your ship's reserves fill its available power more quickly. 50cr each, you can add up to six, and each one reduces the total time from 0p to 10p by 5%.

Then convince them to fix wounding spec's for specialized warrior races that have horrible dex and can't achieve wounding afflictions due to such horrible dex. Then we wont need the guantlets.

Tully's broom gains my full and undeniable approval.

Edit: Also, for another memorable Lusternian

"A Wooden Paw" by doing "POINT PAW " you can force them to yell "WEPAAAAAAAW!"
-may only be used on the same person once an IG day

Yeah I wish they make the Tully artie. Just because the amount of time that boy spent here and the RP he had was great. And its not like it is too powerful.... You can just use a gust enchant for most of it... I would only get it to show my approval of Tully in the first place

A magic carpet (or something) that allows your entourage to fly with you.

How about a manse stage artifact for 250cr, and have it customizable like chessboards for 50cr.

More Cowbell!

(and something that makes you immune to the warped aura plague)

This should have occurred to me a long time ago


Trader's Friend. This ledger will search all city/commune shops you have access to for a specific product, return the name of the shop, the location, number available, and the cost.

For example SEARCH QUICKSILVER


quicksilver The Sweetfount (Celest) 30vials 1000gp
quicksilver The Wailing Woman (Magnagora) 20vials 900gp


Have an upgraded version that will teleport you directly to the location you choose. Will not allow you to teleport to an area you are enemied to.

Include another upgrade that allows searching of accessible manse shops as well.

Or just make this a general feature for the convenience of everyone!