nice idea kaalak

sacrificial dagger? you can hurt yourself at a shrine for karma. like 30 credits? and you can only use it every so often. and if you use it on a corpse, you get more karma than you would normally get.

magical LOLPie. 20 credits. You can throw it at people, and it'll magically refill itself with a new pie to be thrown.

item personalizer thing. 10 credits. You can rename an item something. So like, say you have a box. But you only store cheese in it. You can renam it cheesebox. And then if you type open cheesebox it'll open that specific box. and in info inv, it'll say cheesebox instead of box9327498. would be great for vials.

artifact of SOOPUR intelligene. 2000 credits. makes each lesson learned give 1.5 lessons.

magical notepad of amazingness. 10 credits. Can be written on from anywhere.

Item personalizing LOLno, customizing costs 50 creds on its own, much less infinite with an arti.

ah, well. Sorry.

That's remarkably counter productive.

Not if you switch guilds alot.

You can re tri-trans guild skills for 300 credits.

When I said alot, I meant ALOT.

At which point it becomes counterproductive from a business standpoint.

And what, 300 credits? How'd you figure that? its at least 800.

It's about 900 to tritrans from inept. If you are tritrans and forget everything to move to a completely different AT, and lose half, you are down to 450 credits worth of lessons. You need 450 more to get to tritrans again, getting 1.5 lessons means you only need 300 more credits instead of 450

Longer bard songs! There's one for demesnes!

Sprogs

Boots with magic springs in them. Jump over the room and land in the next one over. Method used is it takes you above the next room and you land down, so guards will nail you if you aren't careful, and no jumping indoors. But you can land on roofs.

Also chance to squish frogs. Super-squish frogs. SPROG E KETHURU

Kethuru has been splattered all over by the jumping stomp of Bob. (Kidding about the jump kill.)


De Plate of De Master Chef

Any food placed on this plate will be enhanced to be supremely filling, as well as increasing your social standing by two bumps. The whole dressed thing. On account of eating off such a posh plate. Also, removes poisons from food.

Porclien with gold leafing
Porcelin with a gold Roark painted on it (Eat your dinner right off his abs.)
Porclein with the Star of Celest, gems for the points

Transplanar torus - 1000-1500 credits. Allows a person to teleport, tesserect, nature flow, chant via, moondance beam, demense travel etc. to a room using the room number instead of a person in that room. Similar to a cubix, but not useful for raiding escaping while raiding or being a jerk with kick raids.

I do NOT ever want to see this come into existence.

How would this be less useful? Sure you lose the ability to instantly leave, but you gain the ability to be totally unpredictable in where you enter. This would allow plenty of time for kick raids. This would also make some things a lot eaiser, with a pyramid you have to go to the room at least once. So say you want to raid demon lords and use a pyramid to help do so, you have to send in a runner first. This is like a pyramid with infinite points and no requirement to visit the place first.

Not saying I would not love such an artifact, but I think you are really underestimating how powerful it would be.

Room number tesserect would be stopped by monoliths, just like person name tesserect. Drop monoliths and the Demon Lords/Supernals and they can't teleport in on top of them.

There is a lot more to this than you're giving it credit for. I stand by what I said. I do not want to see it ever, nor do I think the admins will consider it.

Sceptre of the Elements - 600cr - allows you to forest/taint/flood a room (respective to your org). CANNOT be used to break demesnes (no force-forest/flood/taint).