Magnagora hi-jinks. Of course Jigan stole the show.


A panoramic view of the City.
Hanging down from the ceiling, a bell made out of solid bronze is here. Sitting
on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. A floating bubble of obsidian flame
sparkles with a Divine radiance as it levitates here. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll
Feyranti is here. She wields a silver rimmed shield with a roaring dragon emblem
in her left hand and a twisted staff in her right.
You see a single exit leading down.


Rattusk pokes Feyrll with a single onyx-tipped nail on a furred
paw.

(Geomancers): You say, "I smell a Jigan."
(Geomancers): You say, "It smells like cheese, cloves and baby's blood."
(Geomancers): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "I'll get you your cheese
shortly."
(Geomancers): You say, "Thank you!"
Rattusk sniggers and grins.

-some time later-

Feyrll blinks.
Feyrll cuffs you upside your head.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "What did you do."
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti's eyes flick warily over herself as she
stretches out one arm and then the other in inspection.
Feyrll blinks.
Feyrll takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her head.
Rounding on you, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Made me deaf, did
you!"
Rattusk grabs his little belly with both paws and laughs,
supporting himself on his tail.

You tell Countess Shiawase y'Baeloch, Crimson Commander, "And I have a new idea
for a design! I was just interupted by a stodgy Ermine."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Tch - Rat!"
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti prods the round of your chortling belly
with the butt of her staff. "Tch, cease dirtying the floor with such lolling."
In a squeak, you say to Feyrll, "You were the one who cuffed me!"
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "You made me deaf!"
With a hurt voice, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "And laughed at
me. I ought hang you by your toenails."
Rattusk sticks his little red tongue out at you and gives you a
very rodentesque raspberry.
You give Feyrll a compassionate hug.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti's crocodile tears evaporate and vengefully
she grabs your tail, gripping it tight as she attempts to drag you to the tower
edge.

You say, "Ack!"
(Geomancers): You say, "Rat abuse!"
(Geomancers): Flarya (from the Aetherways) says, "Hrm?"
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti grimaces, "One too many pastries, eh,
Rat!" as she attempts to lift you off the ground, your tail acting like a pulley
as she drags it over her shoulder and down.
Rattusk scabbers and scuttles, flailing his little paws to grab
purchase in the flagstones.
Grunting, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Keep laughing, Rat!"
Rattusk manages to flip the tip of his tail so it bonks you
across the nose.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti attempts one more lunging pull, nearly
succeeding in raising your hindquarters off before the clout to her nose causes
to release you as a burst of sneezing consumes her.
Rubbing her nose furiously, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Tch!"
Whirling around with narrowed eyes, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says,
"Petty tricks!"
(Magnagora): Kanaya says, "Greetings."
Turning his muzzle to the side, you say to Feyrll, "Ha! I am not a trill to be
pushed out of a nest!"
(Geomancers): Ongaku says, "Make sure that if you're beating on rats, you're
beating on the smaller kind that run around on all fours. Not the Rattusk kind."
(Geomancers): Feyrll says, "No. The Rattusk kind will do just fine."
(Geomancers): You say, "Ermines are grumpy without caffeine."
(Geomancers): Feyrll says, "You'll splatter like an overripe blueberry!"
(Geomancers): You say, "They need redtint if they forgot their morning um face
creams too."
(Geomancers): Ongaku says, "His insides are made of pie filling?"
(Geomancers): You say, "Venerable Ermine may need a tissue from a young one. She
seems to be getting the sniffles."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti scoffs softly, shoving her sleeves to her
elbows in a great show of preparation. "Tch, continue mocking, Rat. I've already
informed Kanaya of your odious behavior, she's practically approved your little
accident over the edge."
Rattusk's muzzle opens wide, baring his pristine white teeth in
a grin as he prys open a flagstone and slips his bulk...well most of it with in.
Crimson eyes and the bit of a tail peek out from the darkness, accompanied by
sniggering laughter.
In a resonant squeak from below, you say to Feyrll, "Ha! Catch me now!"

Rattusk's eyes dim slightly with each tap of the staff, the
stone slipping down slightly then back up again.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti attempts to lift the flagstone herself,
only to discover her more human nails to tear under the abuse of the rough
stone. "Now look," she mourns, cradling her fingers as she tsks at the torn
nails.

Jigan tells you, "Attend to me."
You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking, "I am under a flagstone."
You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking, "Hiding from Feyrll."
Jigan tells you, "Feyrll will never find you in my ove...manse."

You beckon to Feyrll.
Slightly creeping out of the flagstone, you say to Feyrll, "Ermine is cranky
from hunger. Come come!"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking, "Coming!"
Rattusk pours a bit of healing salve on Feyrll's nails.
Deflated by her broken nail, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Hmph."
You beckon to Feyrll.
Feyrll begins to follow you.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "It best include alcohol."

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking, "Where are you?"
Jigan tells you, "Follow the cheese."

In a squeak, you say to Feyrll, "We will have to oh dear."
Rattusk puts his muzzle to the ground and sniffs.
In an excited squeak, you say, "Cheese!"

-To Jigan’s Manse-

You portal to Betwixt Dusk and Dawn.
Feyrll follows you ether.
A spacious entryway.
A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! This polished wooden platter is laid out
with an assortment of cheeses. You see a sign here instructing you to use the
PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing
you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north (open door) and down (closed door).
Rattusk peers around.
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "Follow the cheese."


Feyrll follows you north.
A large gathering hall.
Rubescent lambency emits from amidst crimson petals of the weeping amaranth
suspended from a magnificent gemwork chandelier. There are 2 twisted iron
rocking chairs here. There are 2 finely wrought mahogany chairs here. A dark red
leather couch rests here, its golden legs contrasting with the surroundings. A
sconce of solid gold melded into the shape of a wolf's head is here, two candles
flickering within its eyes. A shimmering carpet of burgundy and gold warms the
floor. This polished wooden platter is laid out with an assortment of cheeses.
You see exits leading north (open door), east (open door), south (open door),
west (closed door), up (open door), and down.

Feyrll blinks.

Feyrll follows you north.
A wide hallway.
There are 2 leather chairs here. A small silver-inlaid table sits here ready to
hold small items. A shimmering carpet of burgundy and gold warms the floor. A
sconce of solid gold melded into the shape of a wolf's head is here, two candles
flickering within its eyes.
You see exits leading north (open door) and south (open door).

Her eyes practically glowing as they turn with realization upon you, Of the
Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Sold me out for cheese, eh RAT!"
Grinning, you say to Feyrll, "Of course! You are my bodyguard incase Lord Jigan
decides to cook Rat and Ermine stew!"

Feyrll follows you north.
The grand dining hall.
A sconce of solid gold melded into the shape of a wolf's head is here, two
candles flickering within its eyes. A shimmering carpet of burgundy and gold
warms the floor. There are 11 finely wrought mahogany chairs here. A dark
mahogany table stands here.
You see exits leading south (open door) and west (open door).

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti's hands lunge forward, each latching like
a claw onto your ears and pulling this way. "I am bloody worth more than Cheese!
Ohhhh how dare you----!"
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "This way."
You say, "Ack!"

Kanaya tells you, "*lean*."
You tell Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord, "*Hug* Feyrll is dragging me!"

You move about quickly and lose Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti.
You begin to follow Feyrll.

You follow Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti west to A clean kitchen.
Feyrll stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

You follow Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti north to A garden on the edge
of a forest.

Kanaya tells you, "Um.. walk faster then?"

You follow Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti northeast to Path approaching a
forest.
You follow Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti east to A pond at the base of a
waterfall.

Rattusk falls on his back his tail slithering after him.

You follow Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti south to A large gathering
hall.

Jigan stares blankly into space.

A large gathering hall.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Another large square room, this
red wood walled room is far more cozy than the entrance hall. The walls have the
same pillars with scrollwork, but this time the walls are decorated. Several
walls carry simple banners of dual colours trimmed in black, while other walls
carry small paintings of landscapes. On the east wall is a stone fireplace,
large enough to fit a boar and then some. Before the fireplace are several
chairs and implements of operating a fireplace. Small chairs and tables litter
the sides of the room, below the fully wooden ceiling. In the southwest corner
is a set of stairs that directly lead down, while in the northeast corner is a
spiral staricase leading upstairs. The north wall contains a large door, leading
to a hallway. Rubescent lambency emits from amidst crimson petals of the weeping
amaranth suspended from a magnificent gemwork chandelier. There are 2 twisted
iron rocking chairs here. There are 2 finely wrought mahogany chairs here. A
dark red leather couch rests here, its golden legs contrasting with the
surroundings. A sconce of solid gold melded into the shape of a wolf's head is
here, two candles flickering within its eyes. A shimmering carpet of burgundy
and gold warms the floor. This polished wooden platter is laid out with an
assortment of cheeses. Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti is here. She wields
a silver rimmed shield with a roaring dragon emblem in her left hand and a
twisted staff in her right. Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here.
He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and a magic spatula in his right.
You see exits leading north (open door), east (open door), south (open door),
west (closed door), up (open door), and down.

Jigan raises his arms and a gust of wind slams into you.
You are hurled to the down.

An underground bathhouse.
You see a single exit leading up.

The earth erupts and pushes up a massive wall of stone.

You yell, "Ack!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "Take a bath!"

You yell, "Excuse me! I'll have you know I am eighty eight percent disease
free!"

You yell, "It was fifty five when I was dragging Ermine about so I already have
improved!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "Your pleas for succor mean
little to me."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti yells, "You'll make eighty eight percent
fat-stew once I'm finished with you! And then it's off to the Celestian dinner
table - with luck you'll wipe out half their army!"

You tell Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord, "Jigan has trapped me and
suggests I take a bath!"

Kanaya tells you, "Where are you?"

You tell Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord, "Jigan's manse!"

sleep
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.

You separate your dreambody from your physical body and float free.

up
A large gathering hall.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here. He wields a twisted staff in
his left hand and a magic spatula in his right. Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll
Feyranti is here. She wields a silver rimmed shield with a roaring dragon emblem
in her left hand and a twisted staff in her right.
You see exits leading north (open door), east (open door), south (open door),
west (closed door), up (open door), and down.
A magnificent weeping amaranth chandelier sparkles overhead, revealing you!

You pinch the spirit of Jigan, and hiss into his ears.
Jigan rushes away with a startling cry.
Jigan rushes in in a state of panic.
Jigan rushes away with a startling cry.

You link your dreambody to Jigan's soul.

You circle around Jigan, screaming at him and slapping his face.

With a gentle mental hook, you tug at Jigan's soul, trying to send him into the
realm of dreams.
Jigan's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.

You hover over Jigan's sleeping form, and send terrible nightmares deep into his
consciousness.

d
An underground bathhouse.
Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani is here, sprawled on the floor.
You see a single exit leading up.

You merge your dreambody back into your physical body.
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You yell, "Scared of something Dark Cook?"

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord yells, "Uncle Rattusk is that you?!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "No, but if you want cheese,
you'll do the geomancer thing and break it."

You yell, "CHEESE."

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord yells, "They told me you became kitty
kibble!"

geocast crumble up
There is no wall in that direction.

up
A large gathering hall.
Rubescent lambency emits from amidst crimson petals of the weeping amaranth
suspended from a magnificent gemwork chandelier. There are 2 twisted iron
rocking chairs here. There are 2 finely wrought mahogany chairs here. A dark red
leather couch rests here, its golden legs contrasting with the surroundings. A
sconce of solid gold melded into the shape of a wolf's head is here, two candles
flickering within its eyes. A shimmering carpet of burgundy and gold warms the
floor. This polished wooden platter is laid out with an assortment of cheeses.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti is here. She wields a silver rimmed shield
with a roaring dragon emblem in her left hand and a twisted staff in her right.
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here. He wields a twisted staff in
his left hand and a magic spatula in his right. Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant
Chord is here, shrouded. She wields an ashwood lute of torment in her left hand.
Impresario Iorden Oubliette, Memory of Decadence is here, shrouded. He wields a
jagged axeblade lyre in his left hand and a steel banded tower shield in his
right.
You see exits leading north (open door), east (open door), south (open door),
west (closed door), up (open door), and down.

You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.

In a squeak, you say, "Where did the wall go?"

Feyrll picks up a platter of assorted cheeses.

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord says to Feyrll, "Dad was at the
Megalith."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti waves the platter back and forth, making
sure to catch your eye before purposely, slowly, she devours it wedge by wedge.

Feyrll quickly devours a platter of assorted cheeses.

Impresario Iorden Oubliette, Memory of Decadence says, "Anyone mind to share
what just happened here?"

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord says, "Uncle Jigan trapped Uncle Rattusk
upstairs."

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord says, "Grandma helped."

Comprehension flashes across Iorden's face.

Jigan gives a pained sigh.

You have emoted: Rattusk moves over to Feyrll and eyes Feyrll speculatively. He
then shakes his slightly damp and pristine fur vigorously. A pattern of droplets
emerges over the area.

Jigan gives a platter of assorted cheeses to you.

You cheer wildly!

Horrified, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Jigan!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "And now, I must sleep before
Rattusk tries to give me nightmares again."

In a squeak, you say to Jigan, "Thank you Blood Chef Jigan!"

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "I braved an inch on my thighs
purely to see -his- bitter tears!"

Kanaya giggles happily.

Grabbing for the cheese platter, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Oh
hand that over, Rat!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Feyrll, "I don't need Rattusk
pawing through my robes while I dream of my wife."

Feyrll blinks incredulously at Jigan.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "....should...should we leave the
room?"

Kanaya shudders violently.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Have fun in the manse."

Jigan inclines his head politely to those around him.

Jigan leaves to the up.

In a squeak, you say to Feyrll, "Well there was water involved."

The walnut door to the up closes abruptly.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking yells, "I have my own bedroom, thank
you very much."


Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "I must remember to never go up
there."

Kanaya snaps her fingers.

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord says, "Can't."

Kanaya stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

Kanaya violently grabs at an invisible rope and whips it out into nothingness.

You give Kanaya a compassionate hug.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "No Kanaya! You musn't!"

You say, "He might be naked!"

A swirl of sparkling motes of light appears over head and dumps Jigan
unceremoniously to the ground.

Kanaya looks about herself suspiciously.

Tuner Kanaya d'Murani Discordant Chord says, "Flee!"

Rattusk clamps his paws on his eyes.

Jigan opens his eyes and yawns mightily.

Jigan stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Jigan mutters discontentedly.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti hastily averts her eyes, asking from
behind the cover of her fingers, "Has he awoken?"

Jigan peers about himself unscrupulously.

Rattusk stumbles about, his whiskers feeling the air as his
paws are clamped fully on his eyes.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "I'm dressed."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "I don't sleep in the nude."

Blindly, you say, "Feyrll is that you stepping on my tail?"

Jigan mutters discontentedly.

Jigan opens the walnut door to the up.

Jigan leaves to the up.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti starts as the flicking brush of your
whispers pass over the back of her neck and she whirls away, slashing at the
air, "No! No begone lecherous manifestations of obscenity!"

Blinking, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Oh. He's gone."

You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."

Feyrll ponders the situation.

You give a platter of assorted cheeses to Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says to you, "I suppose I shall not be
turning you into stew tonight."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "No, no."

Feyrll gives a platter of assorted cheeses to you.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "I wouldn't want to turn out looking
like you."

In a dry squeak, you say to Feyrll, "Oh -thank- goodness."

Rattusk tilts his snout, his pupil-less crimson eyes glistening
as he considers Feyrll.

Dryly, you say to Feyrll, "Ermine has gotten better with the comebacks."

Rattusk folds his arms and thrusts his muzzle into the air, his
little black nose twitching.

Feyrll pets you ingratiatingly.

Rattusk accepts the petting stoically, whiskers drooping and
raising after each pet.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Shall we leave Jigan to
his...routine?"

In a whisper, you say to Feyrll, "I try not to think about that. I just imagine
he is making sandcastles up there."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "I'm sure his oceans have lovely
foam."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Now then."

Feyrll leaves to the south.

The walnut door to the up is opened from the other side.

Jigan arrives from the up.

You give Jigan a respectful salute.

Feyrll arrives from the south.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "At least I didn't need to
threaten Kanaya again."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Oh, Jigan."

Feyrll gives a platter of assorted cheeses to Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of
Cooking.

You eat a platter of assorted cheeses with gusto.
Carving each cheese up slowly, you savour the varied flavours and smells as you
work your way through the entire platter until you are quite full.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Feyrll, "Mm?"

Rattusk rubs his little tummy.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says to Jigan, "Whatever did you lure
Rattusk here for?"

In a squeak, you say to Jigan, "Thank you."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Feyrll, "Precisely that."

Squeaking, you say to Feyrll, "For the cheese of course!"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Feyrll, "To lock him in the
bathhouse."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Ohh."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Personally, I like the bath
house."

Nodding his muzzle, you say, "Feyrll says your oceans foam."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Indeed, though I'd give it a day or
two to rinse clean after the Rat's been in it."

Rattusk tilts his snout, his pupil-less crimson eyes glistening
as he considers Feyrll.

Jigan murmurs softly to himself.

You say, "I am exceptionally hygienic you know."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "So you continue to claim."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Feyrll, "I can easily, easily
make him go take another bath."

Rattusk extends both arms straight out and slowly turns in a
circle.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Oh! Do go ahead."

In a high-pitched tone, you say, "See! My fur is pure white!"

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti nudges Rattusk forward with a few ushering
jabs of her staff.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Go with the nice man."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to you, "Query: Would you like to
guess where I had a "special play time" with one of my neices last?"

Rattusk flicks a pink ear. A residual drop of water nearly
rockets across Feyrll's temple.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Hint, it ryhmes with "The bath
house you were just in.""

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti grins widely.

Throwing back your head, you scream agonizingly.

You yell, "FLEE!"

This stuff never happens when I'm on!!

More Ermine poking



A panoramic view of the City.

You have emoted: Rattusk titters and preens his whiskers with his forepaws.

Feyrll pets you ingratiatingly.

You peer at Feyrll unscrupulously.

In indignant tones, you say to Feyrll, "You are awake!"

You have emoted: Rattusk tucks his fat tail under him, unsettling patterns upon
it glimmering wetly.

Rattusk yaws widely, his crimson tongue lolling out for a moment as he settles on his
haunches and scratches a ear vigorously with a hind-leg.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Yes, yes - shall you leap over
fences and put me back to sleep, Rat?"

You give a twisted staff the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

You have emoted: Rattusk gives Feyrll's noggin the once-over, eyeing it
suspiciously.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti's hand flutters dismissively. "Ah well,
how are you, Rat?"

In a squeaking tone, you say to Feyrll, "Sleepy! Are you painting?"

Jumping up and down, balling his little fists up, you say to Feyrll, "I want to
see more designs!"

You have emoted: Rattusk nods his white muzzle up and down.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti instructs, "Oh calm down before you step
on your tail. Yes, I am painting still - albiet slowly." Her palms turn up in a
despairing gesture, "Even by the Basin's standards I say we have some fair
mutants, they take up such time."

Rattusk's black nose twitches as his muzzle peers down at his
feet.

Patting your hand, you say to Feyrll, "Ermine needs to go to a mud spa to get a
hand massage!"

Agreeing, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Perhaps. But I haven't
the time - oh."

Withdrawing his hands quickly and sliding just out of reach, you say to Feyrll,
"And the mud would make Ermine's coat a uniform off-white!"

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti regally extends her hand, expectant.
"You'll have to do, be gentle on my knuckles."

In a high pitched smug tone, you say, "Off white just as nature intended."

Her gaze pausing on the nails on her other hand, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll
Feyranti says, "My cuticles in particular require attention - the paint is
horrid to them."

You peer at Feyrll unscrupulously.

You give a pained sigh.

In a high-pitched tone, you say, "Ermines. They don't listen to men and they
complain when men don't listen to them."

Considering her hand still, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "My hand
does not feel massaged, Rat."

Sharply, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Aren't you listening?"

Rattusk pats your hand with a tiny paw and resignedly massages
Feyrll's palm.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti smiles smugly and permits her attention to
track over the city horizon, squinting as she considers a particularly colorful
column of smoke.

Rattusk's furred paws massage Feyrll's digits and knuckles,
grumbling emanating up from beneath. A filing-board is produced from somewhere
and gently applied.

In a squeak, his whiskers twitching, you say to Feyrll, "I'm not mixing drinks!
I draw the line at that!"

Lazily, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "No need."

Feyrll takes a bottle from a ruby-red suede backpack.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti shoots you a jaunty wink and smoothly
takes a swill, the bottle contours glinting dully.

Feyrll takes a long draught of demon's fire moonshine.

Concentrating on lacquering a particularly difficult spot of your nail with
redtint, you say to Feyrll, "And I don't want any jokes about how good I would
look in a loud floral shirt, or that I should change my name to Pedro!"

After a pause, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Oh my, that was
stronger than I anticipated. Must've missed my usual cache and reached right for
the business."

You mutter discontentedly.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti frowns vaguely down at the bottle in her
hand, its label dusty and long gone. "Tastes like..." her eyes roll expressively
as she mulls over the drink. "....hm."

Lowering the drink, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says,
".......moonshine."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "Demon's firee if I'm not miftaken."

Feyrll hiccups suddenly.

Feyrll blinks.

You have emoted: Rattusk bats your hand as you reach for the bottle. 'You'll
ruin the glaze!'

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti attempts to cuff you, though the sluggish
limb nearly swings around to collide with her own shoulder. "Tch, I'm uthing the
other hand, Rath."

Rattusk snorts in a short squeak as his ears flatten on the top
of his head. He stands next to Feyrll his body propping Feyrll's up. His
whiskers twitch in disapproval as his tail tucks around him.

You give Feyrll a compassionate hug.

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti's knuckles rap against your head
successfully this time, though perhaps a little harder than intended. "The
other, hrm," she clears her throat. "The other one now."

In a squeak, you say to Feyrll, "I must go. Take care. And don't drink like a
merian!"

Feyrll creases her brow in a frown.

Feyrll gives the shrunken head of Feyrll to you.

You give Feyrll a compassionate hug.

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti says, "A gift."

You beam broadly.

In a high-pitched squeak, you say, "I will cherish it all of my days!"

Feyrll nods her head sagely.

In a high-pitched squeak, excitedly, you say, "My very own football!"

You beam broadly.

Feyrll creases her brow in a frown.

(Geomancers): You say, "Yay!"
(Geomancers): You say, "Lady Feyrll gave me a football!"
(Geomancers): You say, "We should kick it around sometime!"
(Geomancers): Feyrll says, "Ignore the bloody rodent."
(Geomancers): Feyrll says, "Hic."
(Geomancers): Feyrll says, "Oh my! Ignore that too."
(Geomancers): You say, "Its not all that clean and Um its more oval than it
should be but it will be fun to kick it down the city streets!"

This is why I need to start playing more often. And move back to Magnagora. And come out of my shell. There are a lot of fun people on this game!

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