Usually not ALL of those elements come together at once, this was a particularly tasty example.

Geralden isn't from gaudiguch and hasn't been for RL months.

Edit:: Also we already get kicked out of Serenwilde often enough. Ironically, when we are there helping defend Serenwilde. Which is why most of us just don't bother anymore and it's not like Serenwilde ever returns the favour... which is why most of us are discussing dropping the treaty and kicking the crap out of Serenwilde ourselves. gg keeping up good relations, Serenwilde

Then kick them out? When Lekius was in Serenwilde he did that forever just cause frankly Seren shouldn't have to put up with other orgs coming in and snuggling-it-up. I know Serenwilde has their fair share (it may have been over-exaggerated in this thread) so having random Mags like Geralden or whoever else came in at the odd times that they did for literally the one purpose of annoying affection is just enough for anyone who wants to get pushy to say "Leave." You'll likely irritate the "snugglers" but maybe you'll irritate them into doing something productive or at least keeping all e-fluids in a manse.

Pooka/spores ftw.

The reason I don't deal with this on Sylphas is because I never hang out at the nexus. I afk in my manse and if I'm not afk I'm doing things besides randomly standing around. Do we have anyone who wants to volunteer to be the hall monitor at Mother?

Give me a license to kill plz.

Every time this thread even thinks about getting boring, someone posts a disgruntled opinion or actual log, reigniting the flames of lulz.

Set your puzzle to Mt Dio. Get them to follow you (offer candy, hot sexorz, or threats of violence, whichever they prefer), puzzle over, orgbix back. Repeat as necessary. If anyone asks, they wanted to explore.

I'm quite new to the Serenwilde and I've noticed both this and Everiine's observation. I tend to keep away from the Moonhart Tree unless I'm sure to be somewhat alone or someone I actually know is there, so that I can avoid this kind of thing. When you're young and have no weight to throw around, it's even more difficult to force people to cease the snuggles.

Get Everiine to set up a Pit trap several Spikepits (or Snakepits, if you'd prefer to skimp on mats) just north of Mother. Tackle target north and watch the fun.

EDIT @ Akeley: It's the same with my alt. I usually salute if there are any Serenguard hanging around the Nexus, and then I'm up in the trees next moment. I try not to idle all that much, but it's much quieter up above.

Makes me miss scissorkick and Maze.

I am not sure exactly how citizens interact with elected officals on a day to day basis in Serenwilde, but did she just tell Lehki and you to shush and then say -you're- the ones that caused all of that 'drama'...? That's pretty disrespectful and I wouldn't be hesitant to commune disfavour her! I think, at some point, you're going to have to do something (an angry post telling people you will start taking advantage of cdf, power blocking people, etc.)that will tell people you won't tolerate apathy and a general disregrad for public etiquette.

So pyramid pointing them to undervault surrounded by pit traps and fishers doesn't count as murder?

An elaborate springtrap chain from serenwilde all the way to glomdoring is the answer.

If not Glomdoring, then an elaborate springtrap chain from serenwilde into the lava pit.

psh way to expensive and can you imagine having to reset them all after each time you use it? it would be a full time job.

Fixed?

I would totally do this if it wasn't for the commodity cost. That's a lot of springtraps!

I admit a certain fondness for the springtrap, so while expensive, it sure is fun.

well serenwilde is allied to Gaudiguch, they should just order their own private lava pit.

Sure, add in distort ether (org) archways. While you're at it, add cubix exits to ether(org) territories.

That's why you should just put a couple traps north of the Nexus! They're easy to reconceal and if you get a Shofangi to help - or a sympathetic Pyromancer, I suppose - they won't even know who keeps throwing them into the traps. (I love PsychicPush.)

EDIT: Am I having too much fun planning this? I mean, it's only an alt... but I've got to admit, this thread has me laughing a little.