I badly need a soap.

I second this, you are starting to smell pretty bad.

unwrap present
You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a pocketbelt and a pocketbelt from within.


You check the contents of your 2 pocketbelts:
106 fruit 197 bloodstone 171 wormwood
120 kombu 171 reishi 102 flax
188 sargassum 174 meatfeed 183 oatfeed
151 fruitfeed 108 bluetint 111 redtint

Still nothing. I swear I've been good, too!

That's your problem. This is a drunken dwarf, not Santa Claus.

I second this, you are starting to smell pretty bad.

Got 17 dingbats.

Still nothing. I swear I've been good, too!

You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a Great Rune of the Tobacconist from within.

I log in, and Ironbeard greets me! And I love what he gave me too
That makes the pipe always light up, right? And I have an artisan cartel. Time to make a fancy, never-decay, always-lit pipe! <3

220008 a turquoise vial the poison morphite 60 153
223188 a ruby vial the poison saxitin 60 153
232290 an onyx vial the poison hadrudin 60 153
232323 a turquoise vial the poison anatine 60 153
234406 a moonstone vial the poison anerod 60 153
234554 a beryl vial the poison mantakaya 60 153
234597 an opal vial the poison morphite 60 153
234796 an onyx vial the poison botulinum 60 153

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a
Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Janalon deserve something special
on special days."

You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti
into the air, and excitedly pull a pocketbelt from within.
5902h, 3756m, 4101e, 10p, 26800en, 16720w esSilrxkd-probe pocketbelt
The pocketbelt is made out of brown canvas and contains six pouches, seemingly to better organize
one's smaller possessions, though upon closer examination the pouches seem to magically expand to
hold specific larger items, too, and make them feel seemingly weightless. It looks as if it would
fit around the largest waist, even heavily clothed, and has a pull-knot made of leather to tighten
it.
It has 355 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
A pocketbelt is holding:
126 mistletoe

(Market): You say, "Selling 126 mistletoe, a pocketbelt, and an unwrapped present."

Sakr tells you, "Heh, give the present to someone that needs it."

Trakis tells you, "How much for the unwrapped present?"

Sakitsu tells you, "How much for the unwrapped present?"

Arimisia tells you, "And just why would you be selling an unwrapped present?"

Feyrll tells you, "A unopened present from Ironbeard?"

The screeching of a crow echoes through the dark woods, sounding almost like harsh laughter.

(Market): You say, "No, an already unwrapped gift."