Ironbeard!

by Shaddus

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Casilu2010-09-11 22:14:03

unwrap present
You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull some gold sovereigns from within.
Lawliet2010-09-11 23:10:15
A swirling pool of energy forms in the air, out of which steps Estarra, the Eternal.

"Hey!" you greet Estarra warmly.

Estarra gives a Lucky 13 present to you.

"Thanks!" you say.

Estarra's mouth turns up as Her face breaks into a smile.

Estarra, the Eternal, sinks into a whirlpool of swirling energies, which disappear in a flash of light and colour.

You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a beryl vial, a bloodstone vial, a coral vial, a diamond vial, a moonstone vial, a moonstone vial, a sapphire vial, a sapphire vial, and a turquoise vial from within.

289495 a moonstone vial the poison botulinum 60 153
289496 a coral vial the poison niricol 60 153
289497 a sapphire vial the poison anerod 60 153
289498 a sapphire vial the poison inyoka 60 153
289499 a beryl vial the poison mactans 60 153
289500 a moonstone vial the poison aleutian 60 153
289501 a diamond vial the poison niricol 60 153
289502 a bloodstone vial the poison inyoka 60 153
289503 a turquoise vial the poison dendroxin 60 153

Yay, the only present, save for palletes, that I can't use tongue.gif

Oh well, I'll go make some warrior very happy, I suppose.
Unknown2010-09-11 23:15:52
Not technically Ironbeard, but...
QUOTE
A swirling pool of energy forms in the air, out of which steps Estarra, the Eternal.

Estarra raises Her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"

Estarra gives a Lucky 13 present to you.

You flash Estarra a joyous smile.

l est
She is a radiant immortal and appears as a statuesque woman of a stern and imposing demeanor. Though her face is free of lines and her hair is as white as bleached bone, her very aura bespeakers of an ancient entity. Most remarkable are her eyes, for they change colour with every passing mood, sometimes twinkling sapphire blue and other times as black as pitch. Power flows around her in great eddies and currents. She is wearing nothing but shifting shafts of light and shadows.


Estarra gives the world a smart salute.

Estarra, the Eternal, sinks into a whirlpool of swirling energies, which disappear in a flash of light and colour.


unwrap present
You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a master's paint palette, a master's paint palette, a master's paint palette, a master's paint palette, a master's paint palette, a master's paint palette, and a master's paint palette from within.

CURSES!! Also I have a typo report to make...
Rika2010-09-11 23:47:43
Got 2 lots of gold from Ironbeard and some cures and 20 dingbats from Estarra.
Shaddus2010-09-12 02:41:51
why was Estarra handing out presents?
Rika2010-09-12 02:51:57
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Sep 12 2010, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why was Estarra handing out presents?


Hamsterhunt and Slippers.
Janalon2010-09-12 04:20:38
QUOTE (rika @ Sep 11 2010, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hamsterhunt and Slippers.


What are slippers?
Casilu2010-09-12 04:24:28
QUOTE (Janalon @ Sep 11 2010, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What are slippers?


HELP SLIPPERS
Sylandra2010-09-12 04:51:52
Four times now, WTF Ironbeard. blackeye.gif
Unknown2010-09-12 04:55:54
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Sep 12 2010, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Four times now, WTF Ironbeard. blackeye.gif

Maybe I should start helping with your play. It seems to call to him.
Daraius2010-09-12 05:11:29
Still no love. crying.gif
Ameryth2010-09-12 07:16:51
Yay Ironbeard.

You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull some gold sovereigns from within.
Fania2010-09-12 07:30:07
I got no love from Ironbeard, but <3 Lawliet for giving me a present of gruesome scalps and bloody ears.
Unknown2010-09-12 08:29:12
QUOTE
With a confident smirk, you casually bump fists with Arte.

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru gives a divinely wrapped present to Captain Arte Skyplume.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.
A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

You giggle happily.

Eventru gives a Lucky 13 present to you.

Eventru's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You thank Eventru profusely.

With a flourish of his arm, Arte bows deeply.

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "Congratulations to Inagin, Sadie, Arte and Phoebus!"

You quickly unwrap a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a pocketbelt from within.


Eventru ponders a divinely wrapped present thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "It seems We have one leftover!"

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Arte quickly unwraps a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pulls some gold sovereigns from within.

The pocketbelt is made out of brown canvas and contains six pouches, seemingly to better organize one's smaller possessions, though upon closer examination the pouches seem to magically expand to hold specific larger items, too, and make them feel seemingly weightless. It looks as if it would fit around the largest waist, even heavily clothed, and has a pull-knot made of leather to tighten it.
It has 603 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
A pocketbelt is holding:
140 bluetint
182 goldtint
138 flax
194 greentint
183 garnet
134 yellowtint

Between the piles of palettes and all these tints, it's like the Fates are trying to make me paint more or something... laugh.gif
Unknown2010-09-12 09:14:56
QUOTE
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Laughing deeply, Ironbeard the Magnanimous proclaims, "Happy Anniversary, Phoebus!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a divinely wrapped present!

You say, "Pretend you never saw me freak out there ok? OOOOH."

You throw your hands into the air and give a loud, "WOO!"

The benevolent will of the August Healer permeates the air about you, a piece of coal blessings raining upon a piece of coal devout.
The benevolent emanations of the August Healer fades away.

Airek nods his head emphatically.


7,632 gold! Not coal. Also, +1 Neophyte who had to deal with Phoebus having a miniature mental breakdown. laugh.gif
Faymar2010-09-12 14:26:30
Got 18 dingbats this time. Good midget
Calixa2010-09-12 14:33:53
Nothing thus far. Since most of my time is spent bashing, and I make a point of it to idle in a manse, does that decrease my chances? Or is he known to visit on Astral / Undervault or in manses?
Thendis2010-09-12 14:42:50
QUOTE (Calixa @ Sep 12 2010, 09:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nothing thus far. Since most of my time is spent bashing, and I make a point of it to idle in a manse, does that decrease my chances? Or is he known to visit on Astral / Undervault or in manses?


I got my first one in the undervault.

I also got a second one last night, with greentint, goldtint, fishfeed, eggfeed, and CORAL

love me some gems cool.gif
Sakr2010-09-12 14:51:16
7 master paint palettes.
Ssaliss2010-09-12 14:59:56
I got one of mine in an aethership in flight hunting dragons, so he definitely delivers in manses off-plane.