Jack:


It's not. You're being tricked. Flee!

LEAVE MY DELUSIONS ALONE, MAN... at least for a week or two! ;_;

A good rule of thumb is if Jack offers you advice, do the opposite. ;)

All I can think of is... I am Jack's complete lack of surprise...

Thank you for being reasonable. "Please don't" usually doesn't deter people, but I'm glad it did in this case!

Big Raves getting to see the opening of Mysrai's Godrealm.

I'm loving the little RP events lately. Keep it up! :)

Squeeeee Mysrai's godrealm squeeeeeeeeeee. Damn it for being at a lan center that's going to make me leave soon, but squeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gonna walk in that realm. Gonna put my feet on it, oh yes. You just wait...

Mysrai, the Thousand Hands intones, "My Viynain, come unto Me."

Mysrai, the Thousand Hands extends a blinking hand to you, Her indigo lips parting.

Mysrai, the Thousand Hands intones, "My Viynain, you are of Mine and of Me. My Third Key, will you
serve to open the Doors of Perception for My Beloved?"

Mysrai reaches out to tenderly cup your cheek in Her hand.

Pressing his cheek tenderly against the palm, you murmur, "I Will."

Mysrai kisses you passionately.

The key at your heart quickens, molten essence running hot through your veins as you behold every
paradigm and none. Cups overflow with petals, the Void cries out in ecstasy, and you sense your God
and Goddess within and without of you, never parting from your heart and being.

Mysrai has imbued you with great powers, use them wisely.

Tears flow freely from your eyes as Mysrai, the Thousand Hands appoints you to The Beloved of the
Void and Their Face Within.

The Thousand Hands spreads Her many arms, stars winking and shivering around Her in a panoply of
light and darkness.

Mysrai, the Thousand Hands intones, "The Third Key is set to the lock. My Beloved, let your cries
ring out to the Havens themselves!"

Paradigms shift and recombine, eyes of ebon shot through with stars opening in thousands throughout
the sky as Nataely Primrose and Viynain Erid'in are called forth to serve as The Beloved of the Void
and Their Face Within.

Happiness. <3

Phoebus:

A good rule of thumb is if Jack offers you advice, do the opposite. ;)

Read Homestuck. SO awesome. SO many FOXY SLUNTS

Jack:


Read Homestuck. SO awesome. SO many FOXY SLUNTS

dammit JACK, she's ESCAPING TO THE SIDE.

You have slain a crackling yellow joule.
A crackling yellow joule collapses upon itself, still alive and crackling with energy.
Your mind propels the corpse of a crackling yellow joule into your hands.

Oh, dang, I don't have to manually pick up spheres anymore! What an unexpected (though entirely welcome) change!

You point an amethyst domothean scalpel at Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress, which shoots out a tiny beam of white light that burns a perfectly symmetrical hole neatly in his torso.
You watch in amazement as several internal organs slide out of the newly opened hole in Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress's torso.
You have slain Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
You see Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress yell, "Nooooo! I will not be overthrown by the likes of you insects!"
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spills from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress.
A vast rumbling shatters the silence of the Undervault as the reign of Great Cthoglogg, Avatar of the Hidden Empress, is impossibly overthrown by Kiradawea, plunging the Great Illithoid Prison into utter chaos.
You gain a new honour!
You have completed the Kephera Cycle, and are awarded the title Honoured Companion of the Hive Queens and a notable honours!

She is an Honoured Companion of the kephera Hive Queens.

Finally! Thanks to everyone who helped.

Kiradawea:


Finally! Thanks to everyone who helped.

Congrats!

Also, rave for scroll of laurels :D

Kiradawea:


Finally! Thanks to everyone who helped.

Nooooo my stats are gone D:

Awesome Iosai and her quick responses to bugs, as always.

Ixion:


Congrats!

Also, rave for scroll of laurels :D

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade (Male Demigod Changeling).
Request Denied.

Hah! Best scroll of laurels response I've seen thus far.

Iosai, being quick to jump in, debug/find my mistake, and being super-nice the whole time. Thank you!

Yay, 94th honors line! :D

Ixion:

Yay, 94th honors line! :D

And no-one but you will ever know D:

(Congrats! Go for the hundred! :o)