Bahahahaha.

I'll never get to marry off anyone.

'Tis true.

-comfort-

She does it on purpose though, so congratulations are more appropriate.

Performing weddings becomes slightly less exciting for Elostianites.

(Inner Circle) Elostian says, "Arel, what are you doing?"
(Inner Circle) You say, "Oh hi... I, uh... well..."
(Inner Circle) Elostian says, "Are you performing a WEDDING?!"
The air around you vibrates with a profound sense of amusement.
An aetherial voice says, "You all know love is stupid, right?"
Groom says, "But, Lord Elostian! Love is beautiful!"
An aetherial voice says, "Your beliefs are cloying and illogical. You disgust me. Everyone here shall bear My disfavour."
An aetherial voice says, "Now go forth and procreate to provide Me with more followers."
(Inner Circle) Elostian says, "Where is the reception being held and will there be cake?"

I luff the signature.

You are making me rather unsure about this whole "Elostianite Wedding" thing.

Oh who the hell am I kidding, of course I am going to have an Elostianite Wedding >_>

Elostian never complains, the way I do it. Basically, you take an ordinary Justice of the Peace wedding, then find-and-replace every instance of the word 'love' with something like 'optimum efficiency.' Rinse and repeat as necessary. Add judicious amounts of technology to taste.

I still have yet to perform a wedding and I have been abele to do it for awhile.....

He needs to read 'On Perfection' for a refresher course in higher emotions.

It's not really that that particular book is very official in any regard, though

So that's what I missed out on.

Lyrethian weddings have streamers. And fun fancy poetic things. Andand oh come on that godrealm just screams scenic wedding venue. I want to BS pretty wordplay on passion and love and truth, dangit. It'd be more fun for a wedding than the standard "Soliek what's your order about." Ambiance! Intrigue! Possible fish slapping and tablet exploding! What more could you want.

This is bad and you should feel bad.

People always ask Elo to do their wedding. I usually tell them to go find Arel and ask him about how I performed his wedding, hearing his explanation usually makes them run for the nearest escape pod.

Story time?

So much raving for Ileein.

I'm making that Hallifaxian character.

Grrrrr... Ileein.

Rave for all the Serenguard. Everyone's been pretty awesome lately.


As an aside: You know you're addicted to Lusternia when you look at the compass on your rear view mirror and "SW" means "Serenwilde" before it means "southwest."