Sometimes if I stand in a room with Daraius too long, I want to PET DARAIUS.

Every time that presents thread gets bumped, I have a tiny bit of hope that the gnome has been found and that I will not longer be tormented by the fact that it has still eluded me.

Sorry. I was just so happy! Today is my last day with proper internet access, I'm going to be too busy I think this week to go to the pub.

I feel like such a hypocrite when I do Board meetings in Lusternia while listening to Ke$ha music.

You should wear a cranberry hat to them.

I was listening to Lady Gaga.

the Brandenburg Concertos, I trump you all.

Nerd.

And proud of it too. Uncivilised plebian.

I see your Brandenburg Concertos and raise you:

Vladimir Ashkenazy, Rachmaninov Symphony No.2 (I) - Largo - Allegro Moderato

Yesterday I was texting a friend of mine about this.

"Man, I missed the radio. Having a car again is awesome."
"Whatcha listening to?"
"Trashy top forty songs, of course."
"I'm reading Chaucer."
"...I meant Mozart."

I fail at being a good English/Writing major snob.

I'm not sure it counts if you're not involved in the Board of Directors Poker Evening Meeting.

And with that I reveal My completely non-cheated Royal Flush, all your essence please, gentlemen.

Wait... I thought it was strip poker? I've been sitting her naked since the fourth hand.

Psh. All of this is lame compared to the likes of the Devil's trill. There's skill, and then there is perfection.

Yay designs finally going through!

Edit: Oh, you're talking about music... hrm, I do love this girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqUhCh-woo

And also the traditional Tchaikovsky, whom will forever be my favorite pianist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ

You mean Oscar's girlfriend, Grungetta, right?

The resemblance is uncanny. Are you Ke$ha?

Absolutely.

I sing just as well, too.

(With auto-tune)

So, what does that make Kalikai? Taylor Momsen.