You win Lusternia.

I actually kind of like Achaea's new website more than ours.

I have been sick as a dog for four days now, though the first two were pretty mild, yesterday was bad enough I didn't even feel like logging in.

Lady Malicia La'Saet says, "Aerys."
4652h, 5680m, 5543e, 5p, 21880en, 22966w exkd-
With a heavy overhand stroke, Malicia slams a steel inquisitor rapier down upon you. Malicia hacks
through your neck like it's butter, and your view of the world suddenly spins wildly as your head
flies through the air.
As your severed head hits the ground, you thankfully succumb to death.
You have been slain by Malicia.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.

That belongs in Quotes 7, but very amusing indeed.

And that's why I type out all my targets, in full. Except Akyaevin. Then I just keep trying to type Esano out of frustration.

I so far have managed to remember to send the birds to Akyaevin. However. They all say "Hello Esano!" Because...I liked the name Esano better. So do the birds then. *solemnnod*

I figured I was due some payback with all the mishaps when dealing with Malarious.

But sorry, Aeral!

I'm pretty sure "Mal" targets Malarious before you!

I'm pretty sure I've been targetted by people using 'Mal' in fights with Malarious in the room. I also have a quote of Malarious attacking himself instead of me, using 'Mal'. Which was odd.

I fixed mine.

<3

Whoa, I think this damage formula is a little too much. :/ I'm doing 1500 damage per double-swing right off the bat. Once again the admins can't get things right. We ask for warrior damage to be fixed, and they overdo it.

Calm down overreaction Jackson. Before making a blanket statement, generally you want a wider array of testing from various different sources. What were the defences of the person you were testing on. Have you tried different weapons with different stats (i.e. higher damage... etc) Cause I am doing the same damage as I used to

Min damage rapiers on a psymet monk with his usual combat defenses:

Beginning to end.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Focusing on his gut, you strike at Wobou with a loboshigaru rapier. You strike
into his gut, which opens up and pours blood in a pool at his feet.
5733h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23487en, 14680w elxkdb-

Focusing on his gut, you strike at Wobou with a loboshigaru rapier. You strike
into his gut, which opens up and pours blood in a pool at his feet.
5733h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-

You take a long drag off your pipe.
5733h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


Wobou eats a sprig of marjoram.
5733h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


Wobou clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
5733h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


Wobou thrusts a clawed fist towards you, ripping at the air before your face.
Wobou razes your speed defence with a clawed fist.
Wobou thrusts a clawed fist towards you, ripping at the air before your face.
With a quick spin, Wobou kicks you in the head with his left foot.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-

You take a drink from an opal vial.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


Wobou takes a drink from a garnet vial.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


Wobou reads a scroll.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23475en, 14680w exkdb-


You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23495en, 14680w elrxkdb-

You enter a stance to protect your head.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23495en, 14680w elrxkdb-

;
That went right over my head.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23495en, 14680w elrxkdb-

You rub some morphite on a loboshigaru rapier.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23495en, 14680w elrxkdb-

You rub some morphite on a loboshigaru rapier.
5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23495en, 14680w elrxkdb-

Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Wobou with a loboshigaru rapier, who
brandishes a shofa of blooming wildflowers. Your rapier is deflected by a flick
of the opposing shofa.

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5409h, 3656m, 4488e, 10p, 23483en, 14680w elxkdb-

Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Wobou with a loboshigaru rapier. You
strike his left leg, striking a major artery that splurts blood in all
directions.
The point of the blade thrusts through Wobou's body and emerges from his back,
jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He finally
slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain Wobou.
Defeated, Wobou is cast out of the Arena.
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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
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Yeah. It's even worse on robies than that warrior I tested on.

Awesome.

P.S. Stop cutting out the HME diffs from the prompt.

Wobou is a 'robey'.

I'm not sure what's happening there, but it cuts off from time to time :/

I feel like this is a trap.

If it's not, this is gonna be hilarious.

April Fools!