If I'm getting this right and there's a chest hair tattoo, I doubt it'll see much use; everyone in the know draws it on. (Use black, chicks don't go for blue for some reason.)

So the real question is whether or not to submit the matching fake abs

I surgically implanted a bunch of steaks just below the surface of my skin to simulate actual muscle. It was invasive and there are some hideous scars, but it's worth it to look this good!


kill me

You may also enjoy the meatrobes, for your complete meat experience - keep warm inside and out

I suspect at that point that Jack will be more maggot than man.

wtf lag, try a few commands everything goes fine. Step out into the tunnels and bam no response for a good minute.

Obvious rant removed before it consumed the thread like a fleshy, pus-bloated tumour of hate! Feel free to start a new thread if you want to make a peaceable complaint about the mechanics issue that caused it.

I like how Palpatine is just kind of thrown in there.

I like how unabashedly joyful he looks. No sarcastic smirks allowed!

I wish there were a way to move the command chair away from the fulcrux in my personal manse. It started as a one room thing back before aether monsters shot things that I used to putter about aetherspace in, but I slowly expanded it to function more as a little personal space. I'd like to move the chair for aesthetic reasons, but since its at the fulcrux, I'm sorta blah on the whole thing.

I know! I've wanted the exact same thing! The chair doesn't HAVE to be at the fulcrux but any module put there is stuck in that position forever. Annoying.

I'm sure there will eventually be some artifact tool you may purchase for thousands of credits...

My poor grammar and sentence structure whenever I post something on the IG news boards never ceases to shock me.

I never proofread my posts and then I read them and think "Wow, people must think I'm illiterate."

As the leader of the top research and scholarly institute in Lusternia your glaring typos always amuse me

Wish there was a halberd spec. I know its an old subject to bring up but it'd be awesome.

Next time I post typos, I will tell everyone that I'm a real man and own up to my typos instead of blaming some fictional scribe. Then I will beat one of our novices or Junior Fellows and make them do penance for the shame of my ineptitude.

I'm fine with my manse opening onto my fountain and gardens, but I'd never make it an aethership for that reason, I'd have to design a new one.