They look like hoohaws, with that coloring and shape. THEY LOOK LIKE.

To complete your last sentence:
STEAK!

That is all they look like. Delicious medium rare steak strips.

HOO. HAWWWWWWW.

What my face looked like when I read all of the above comments:

You should be asleep, too.

But dammit, I want to eat a cowpie now!!

...Reiha translating that for me just scarred me a little. -fetal-

Well, it's not like you'll ever have to look at one. Unless someone hacks your site and posts pictures of it everywhere.

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Not..the roast beef. Not..no...No...dear Go--aauauaghh!

Would you prefer a Blue Waffle?

You call macaroons cowpies?

Actually, a quick google search indicates that macaroon is the incorrect word to use. So now I've no idea what to call them.

Anything "cowpie" looking, cake or cookie, can become a cowpie. According to google.

Those don't look like a cowpie. Distinct lack of partially digested grasses.

I keep reading "cowpie" like it rhymes with "cowrie."

So tame

But I found another slang word for hoohaw thanks to cowrie and google images.

I wish there was a way to banish people from ever existing in a family so you could keep bloodlines from being watered down

It's called the "son, I am dissappoint" solution.

You just need Aether Maury Povich and some DNA testing.

I do this sooo much, more often when I'm actually insulting the person in question. Though usually I'm lucky enough not to make it specific enough for them to know it was them I was talking about

That happens all the time when I'm involved in a long tell conversation, and I forgot to include the intended recipient, and I end up with this:

TELL Lawliet is such a jerk

You tell Lawliet, "Is such a jerk."

I think I gained a level and have no idea where it came from. I THOUGHT I was at 91 or 92, but I'm 93. I think I'm 93 (maybe).