Quotes 7

by Arix

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Saran2011-02-22 14:11:50
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 20 2011, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I were online, I would have CDF'd her instantly.


why hasn't she been ostracized yet?
Everiine2011-02-22 21:09:49
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
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Dahnrio NOV On On On
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(Braves): You say, "Hail, Danrio."

Lilian tells you, "Tis Dahrio, Chieftain."

Lilian tells you, "Dahnrio!"

Lilian tells you, "You're contagious."
Neos2011-02-23 00:48:21
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Achievement Gained
Murphy has completed the Medic! achievement.
Murphy2011-02-23 01:10:12
wtf? you can see that?
Ayisdra2011-02-23 01:11:57
QUOTE (Murphy @ Feb 22 2011, 08:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf? you can see that?


yes, via the IRE feed (which can be seen on the site or in the browser toolbar if you have it)
Razenth2011-02-23 01:17:17
We can see when you die, when you kill someone, when you level up, when you do an achievement... heck, if you're allied, we can see when you login and out!
Unknown2011-02-23 01:20:22
QUOTE (Murphy @ Feb 22 2011, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf? you can see that?


We see everything.
Murphy2011-02-23 01:22:22
QUOTE (Kayte @ Feb 23 2011, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We see everything.


You'll be seeing dead people..
Unknown2011-02-23 01:33:30
QUOTE (Murphy @ Feb 22 2011, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'll be seeing dead people..


Lol I don't doubt it!

Edit:

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "I did warn you."

The corners of Naveric, the blackjack dealer's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Dagger of Dawn says, "That's a waste of time."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Your face is a waste of time."

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Dagger of Dawn says, "Dealer should just end it if they have blackjack."

A look of utter annoyance showing on his face, Naveric, the blackjack dealer glowers darkly.

"Hmph!" Inagin snorts.

You say, "Good sir, you're cheating."

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Utterly entranced, Dynami emits a long "Ooooh."

Aqua Initiate Selarra says, "Faith..."

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Dagger of Dawn roars, "Naveric."

Dynami laughs out loud.

Inagin coughs softly.

Inagin peers about himself unscrupulously.

Inagin roars fiercely.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer cowers in a corner, fearful of Inagin's wrath.

Dynami laughs out loud.

You say to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, "You're cheating."

You say, "A slight of the hands."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer exclaims, "May Methrenton strike me dead if I am cheating this day!"

Naveric, the blackjack dealer glances left.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer glances right.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer wipes the back of his hand across his brow in relief.

You peer at Naveric, the blackjack dealer unscrupulously.

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Dagger of Dawn says, "Oh, so you didn't cheat this day, but cheated other days."

You nod your head sagely at Inagin.

Dynami blinks perplexedly at Inagin for a moment before emitting a confused "Wha?"

Inagin sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "It is not my fault if a mentally retarded viscanti child could
beat you at blackjack, Sir."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer shrugs helplessly.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

"Wow!" Selarra exclaims!

Dynami chuckles long and heartily.

Dynami's eyes widen slightly and the corner of his right eye starts to tic uncontrollably.

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Dagger of Dawn says, "You're the mentally retarded viscanti child's parent huh?"

Dynami grips his sides and chortles madly.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "I have a policy about not revealing my private life."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Gives the ladies hope."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer waggles his eyebrows suggestively at Selarra.

Dynami's eyes bulge out as he utters a strangled "GAH!"

Later, Inagin puts the mask on to see if it will fool Naveric:

A masked faeling says, "Neat."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "As I was saying earlier, one must have faith. It is though the
cards have a life of their own, a blood that rushes through their veins, powered by an invisible
heart."

"Wow!" Selarra exclaims!

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Trust the heart of the cards and nothing can stop you."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer nods solemnly.

Dynami laughs out loud.

A masked faeling rolls on the floor, laughing.

Aquamage Dynami Zayah, Fury of the Reefs says, "Oh good lords.."

A masked faeling says, "Heart of the cards... guide me."

Dynami rolls on the floor, laughing.

Aquamage Dynami Zayah, Fury of the Reefs says, "It's time to d-d-d-deal!"

Edit: and even more lulz.

Aquamage Dynami Zayah, Fury of the Reefs says to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, "Would you happen to
have an alter ego...?"

Aqua Initiate Selarra says, "Cough."

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "What, do I look schizophrenic to you?"

Aquamage Dynami Zayah, Fury of the Reefs says to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, "...maybe."
Casilu2011-02-24 00:58:28
(Casilu Solutions): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "Casi, you are seriously an Anime character. You're a nuclear engineer that has playing-card shuriken and bi-colour eyes. Get some licensing going, because I can see this :censor: going somewhere. It will be the next Bleach. Not naruto though, screw that kid and his :censor: friendship."
(Casilu Solutions): You say, "I also have a habit of yelling out my attacks before I do them. What do I win?"
(Casilu Solutions): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "A lifetime supply of ramen and a bunch of nerds who will argue about whether you could beat other anime characters in a fight."
(Casilu Solutions): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "No no no, see, we have to get you popular first."
(Casilu Solutions): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "Then we bust out the video game."
(Casilu Solutions): Kialkarkea (from the Aetherways) says, "And proabably a TCG."
Neos2011-02-24 17:36:40
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(Skadoosh): Sipelus says, "Why don't one of you take him out back to the Portal of Fate for a friendly chat and some murder?"
Daraius2011-02-24 18:26:37
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The Bridge of Knowledge.
The area is enveloped in a mysterious, deep blue glow that signifies a shield shrine of Elostian nearby. Banks of clouds roil about here. Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide is here, wreathed in divine fire. He wields a slender wand in his left hand.


A little lost? huh.gif
Diamondais2011-02-24 18:55:35
QUOTE (Daraius @ Feb 24 2011, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A little lost? huh.gif

Newbies tend to get lost around there, I wouldn't put it past Bobbins trying to follow one to check in on them, or try and help them.
Arix2011-02-25 07:44:00
(The Emissaries of the Light): Malicia says, "*squeal*."
Malicia2011-02-25 09:30:58
angry.gif
Sylandra2011-02-25 09:32:34
QUOTE (Malicia @ Feb 25 2011, 04:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
angry.gif

I'd be squealing too.
Rivius2011-02-25 20:33:57
Admiral Nydekion La'Saet shouts, "All hail Kalikai, the Crimson Eye, who must be feared, worshipped, and adored! I am your eternal and unworthy servant!"

Nydekion has been seared to death by the divine flame of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
You see the death occur at A warm, ambrosial study.

An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "Oh shard, I do thank you for your praises as well! And whatever else Bluebells said."
Razenth2011-02-25 21:22:55
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Musical chimes fill the air as a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes. Solanis, riding a white, porcine pony with black wings, steps confidently out of the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind him.
A white, porcine pony with black wings trundles in from the ether.
5220h, 5400m, 5100e, 10p, 23400en, 24900w elrx<>-


Solanis, riding a white, porcine pony with black wings, holds the Flame of dae'Seren aloft and an emerald light shines forth, revealing a hazy hallway of ancient trees. As Solanis, riding a white, porcine pony with black wings, walks through the hallway, the trees close around him and disappear.
A white, porcine pony with black wings trundles off to the ether.
5220h, 5400m, 5100e, 10p, 23400en, 24900w elrx<>-


(House Zayah): Rivius says, ">:)"
5220h, 5400m, 5100e, 10p, 23400en, 24900w elrx<>-


Musical chimes fill the air as a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes. Aeral, riding a great midnight eagle with eyes that glow with a golden light, steps confidently out of the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind her.
With massive wings of black feathers, with a white band running through the pinions outspread, a great midnight eagle soars in majestically on air currents from the ether.
5220h, 5400m, 5100e, 10p, 23400en, 24900w elrx<>-


Aeral, riding a great midnight eagle with eyes that glow with a golden light, touches the Mantle of Starlight and is surrounded by a brilliant white light. The distant song of an angelic choir can be heard, as she is lifted aloft and disappears.
With massive wings of black feathers, with a white band running through the pinions outspread, a great midnight eagle soars out majestically on air currents to the ether.


Oh god, it's as bad as the big E's entrance emotes.
Unknown2011-02-25 22:43:31
QUOTE (Razenth @ Feb 25 2011, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh god, it's as bad as the big E's entrance emotes.

You haven't seen Hallifax's mandala/ambient, have you? >.> If you're riding something when you use that mandala, the message is so huge. And the ambient is just plain huge all the time.
Ssaliss2011-02-26 00:28:06
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The volcanic environs of Gaudiguch flare to life, the city shuddering in the distance as the citizenry enters an uproar of celebration.

Great plumes of rainbow smoke rise up from the Eternal Flame of Gaudiguch, wafting northeasterly over Mount Zoaka.

As the cloud of prismatic smoke drifts over the Inner Sea it becomes clear that it is not smoke but a cloud of butterflies, slowly winging their way towards the city of Hallifax.

A single stream of chaos butterflies descend upon the crystalline city, the crystal spires flickering as as a storm of space-time disturbances begin to manifest across the city, disrupting the flow of energy.

More and more butterflies begin to appear as the city begins to shudder bodily under the assault, the air through which the chaos butterflies pass twisting and distorting as small pockets of the city shift erratically through time.

The darkened spires of Hallifax shudder as the air about them distorts in violent and chaotic fits, a paradoxical time shift briefly enveloping the city.

Finally abandoning the city, a vast swarm of chaos butterflies leave the crystal city, disappearing into folds of existence, reappearing over the city of Gaudiguch in a veritable downfall of swirling, chaotic energy.

First time I've seen that... Probably first time it's even happened. Are the messages different depending on where you are (i.e. do people in Hallifax see something different)?