A plush doll of the Amethyst Generator exclaims, "Glomdoring can kiss my shiny buttons!"

Small lights flash as a plush doll of the Amethyst Generator tries to snuggle up to a plush doll of
Cririk Adom.
A plush doll of Cririk Adom pushes a plush doll of the Amethyst Generator away.
A plush doll of the Amethyst Generator lets out a mournful, "Waaah waah wah."

I think it was either Xenthos or Lendren who intentionally assigned insane fines so that you'd come talk to them about it.

I think they are thinking of Laysus, not Lendren.

;; Ehe. Probably Laysus.

Speaking in a low growl, Wandering Serenguard Turnus Rhaal says, "Hasn't been a comet in awhile."
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Overhead, grey-white clouds roil and churn as forks of blue lightning crackle among them. Out of the storm, a small, shimmering comet streaks out and crashes into the Basin of Life.
You sense the piercing eyes of Ragniliff looking upon you.
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Sivas Zayah says, "I need a break."
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Overhead, grey-white clouds roil and churn as forks of blue lightning crackle among them. Out of the storm, a small, shimmering comet streaks out and crashes into the Basin of Life.
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I'm so in love with those visuals. Props to whomever designed that sequence.

Now it would be especially awesome if that attack actually caused whole spires in Hallifax to be disabled or warped out of time temporarily, completely inaccessible.

EDIT: Just to clarify, is this a one-off Divine-controlled event, or is it the equivalent of the angel-attacking-Magnagora thing we see every once in a while?

Not since that purple dog covered in orange pocket watches visited the Matrix has Daraius been so annoyed with something.

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens hands a plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens a tiny nut, which she
promptly gives her plush squirrel to eat.

---

A plush doll of the Guardian Drachou looks about innocently, his mouth clearly full. After a moment he finally rolls his
eyes and spits out a plush doll of Scuchidira Tliwx, who is busy cursing and shrieking in dracnari.

---

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens makes a disgruntled face as it reaches out with its tiny rake and bops you
square on the chin.

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens cheers wildly!

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens exclaims, "Success! The moonglory fruit is finally grown!"
A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens waves a tiny fruit in the air as he hoots and hollers excitedly. Prancing
behind him silently, a plush doll of the White Hart snorts and chomps on the moonglory without hesitation.

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens exclaims, "OI! WHY YOU LITTLE ---!"

A plush doll of Abeytu, Keeper of the Gardens pulls the fruit away from Hart's hungry chompers and runs off, cradling
his tender, albeit munched-on, creation.

A firm, feminine voice rings in the aiir, "..I left his ...part, in tact for you, Lyria..I wouldn't want you to suffer without more children, after all..."

Loranara, Wisdom of the Icewynd says, "We are working to change the patterns, and have developed this device to restore the balance of weather."

Tulemrah tells you, "Why do so many people who aren't us have weather machines?"

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Lyreth gives a poking branch to you.
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Lyreth, the Sidereal Prince says, "Now then."
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p branch
This long branch is quite thick at the base, thinning down gradually until it splits into twigs at its end. It is heavy, suggesting that quite a bit of wood could be gleaned from it. It appears to have recently fallen from the tree, still covered with bark and unaffected by rot.
It weighs about 31 pounds.

You shout, "All hail the Queen of the Loaf! Bringer of grains. lover to butter, defender of crusts, destroyer of waistlines!"

Jelaludin tells you, "She will pay for destroying my wife's waist line!"

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "Never! My Crust soldiers will protect me from you fat-free assualt!"

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "The Queen has decided she meant your!"

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "And.. Assault ."

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "The Queen has seen through your lies! For you have no wife!"

Jelaludin tells you, "No way, just one of my carb-free Legionaires is equal to two of your soldiers. In fighting ability, not width."

Jelaludin tells you, "I am secretely married to a Magnagoran."

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "What is this nonsense?! May the Loaves of Terror rain down upon your legionaires as they fall in death before my Warriors!"

Jelaludin tells you, "Then we will fight in the grain!"

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "Our crumbs will block out the sun!"

You tell Aesthete Jelaludin, "//<3 I think I'm in love with you now."

Jelaludin tells you, "// ."

22:08:22.507 Locking her eyes with yours, Kepthira clicks her tongue against the roof of her mouth. As
22:08:22.507 the rhythm of the clicks slows down, reality seems to stop and start in sudden jerks.
22:08:22.511 Suddenly your movements through the time stream are slowed.
22:08:22.513 (a)
22:08:22.513 (m&m): Slow curing mode enabled.
22:08:22.513 (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:22.517 You may eat or smoke another herb.
22:08:22.520 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)tm s
22:08:22.772 You move sluggishly into action.
22:08:22.779 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:22.785 Prav takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
22:08:22.787 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:22.791 Your mind is able to focus once again.
22:08:22.793 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:22.810 Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
22:08:22.813 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:22.817 A spinning bloodstone around Prav bathes you with a bloody light.
22:08:22.820 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.048 Tedd takes a drink from a diamond vial.
22:08:23.056 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4393m|70%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.064 You move sluggishly into action.
22:08:23.066 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.072 Tredian eats a calamus root.
22:08:23.076 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.088 You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
22:08:23.090 You move sluggishly into action.
22:08:23.092 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.197 TIMER WENT OFF
22:08:23.340 Lerad slices a black steel nekai in the Angknek style through Tedd's left leg, making a
22:08:23.340 great gash.
22:08:23.347 Lerad dmg => Tedd
22:08:23.350 Throwing a kick in the Spronghai style, Lerad slams his left heel on Tedd's left arm.
22:08:23.360 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.364 You may apply another salve to yourself.
22:08:23.367 (a) (ex) 6875h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.372 You bleed 391 health.
22:08:23.374 (a) (ex) 6484h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.378 With a slow, jerking dance, Mnemosyne points at you and lowers her arms, and you feel the
22:08:23.378 world about you slow.
22:08:23.381 (a) (ex) 6484h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.549 Small sparrows dart in and peck Krellan's flesh with needle-like beaks.
22:08:23.555 Vines reach out and slither up around Krellan.
22:08:23.561 Small sparrows dart in and peck Shuyin's flesh with needle-like beaks.
22:08:23.564 Vines reach out and slither up around Shuyin.
22:08:23.566 Lerad stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers the wrath of a
22:08:23.566 war shrine of Hoaracle.
22:08:23.569 (a) (ex) 6484h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)
22:08:23.576 Prav's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
22:08:23.579 Locking his eyes with yours, Prav clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth. As the
22:08:23.579 rhythm of the clicks slows down, reality seems to stop and start in sudden jerks.
22:08:23.582 Suddenly your movements through the time stream are slowed.
22:08:23.584 (a) (ex) 6484h, 4295m|68%, 100e%, 10p, 56w%, 99e% (k)- (- Me: bd -)

(The Cult of Veritable Justice): Inagin says, "I am 197 sparkleberries away from forgetting forging, though."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "Why would sparkleberries influence that decision?"

(The Cult of Veritable Justice): Veyrzhul (from the Astral Plane) says, "Forgetting forging will have you burn in the fires of Nil."

(Sacred Blade): Inagin says, "Because they are expensive to buy!"

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "You're very strange."

(Sacred Blade): You say, "There it is. Divine confirmation."

(Sacred Blade): Inagin says, "I blame those 2008615 sparkleberry that like to descend down a golden light but never make it into my rift."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "I've never seen a group like that.."

(Sacred Blade): Terentia says, "I have seen a group of 2088394, however."

Okay, I know that aeon is much more awesome than choke, but this is a bit overkill: