Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2011-03-20 23:59:38
(*): * (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "One day I'm going to make a design that's just like. "A small hat covered in faces. A miniature version of the classic top hat, this hat is meant to sit at an angle on a woman's head. It is covered in bright pink silk, with ribbons of purple satin woven across its serface. Cut from banana-yellow felt and decorated to appear quite angry, small faces have been glued at random places over it. A small card has been tucked into the black leather brim, pale red ink used to pen the words "Take that you freaking reviwers. You guys suck! You never let designs go through quickly and you always nitpick over tiny things." written across it.""

(*): * (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Only I'm gonna submit it in mother censor.gif leetspeak."
Unknown2011-03-21 01:06:20
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You give the walnut door to the southeast a couple solid raps.
2110h, 2295m, 2084e, 10p, 8450en, 10025w esSixk-

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In a nutshell.
A narrow spiral staircase extends from the floor to translucent toffee trapdoor above, wide enough for only one pedestrian at a time. The staircase spills out onto a thick, plush and cushioning carpet of light and fluffy cupcake, dotted with bright, fist-sized blueberries. The walls of the room are rough, uneven and curve inwards to create somewhat of a dome. The walls mimic the grain, texture, even the very smell of walnut, so closely in fact, that you have the sneaking suspicion that the room is actually a large walnut. A large chefs hat has been dyed into the floor with a vibrant royal blue dye, and it is encircled with a dark blue clawed jakari.
You see exits leading southeast (closed door) and up (open door).
2110h, 2295m, 2084e, 10p, 8450en, 10025w esSixk-


(Market): Tedd says, "Join queue for Wargames!"
2110h, 2295m, 2084e, 10p, 8450en, 10025w esSixk-


Ohhoho.. I see what you did there. Very clever, very clever indeed chin.gif
Rancoura2011-03-23 02:25:37
QUOTE (Arath @ Mar 17 2011, 07:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Drachou is Mushu. Cool.



<3
Rivius2011-03-27 05:12:16
Ser Shuyin says, "OKAY HEARTSTOP RIVIUS GO."
You say, "They're suggesting I help you."
Ser Shuyin says, "What."
Ser Shuyin says, "That's just insulting."
Ser Shuyin says, "Ragequit."
A single tear drops from Shuyin's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Shuyin has been slain by misadventure.

lol.
Unknown2011-03-27 21:19:21
(Market): Razenth says, "Seeking bonecrushers, axelords, and Shuyins for testing assistance."
Razenth2011-03-27 21:23:27
You know what's sad? I didn't get a single response sad.gif
Casilu2011-03-27 22:01:38
QUOTE (Razenth @ Mar 27 2011, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know what's sad? I didn't get a single response sad.gif


Two of those might not even exist.
Lilian2011-03-28 01:19:28
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 27 2011, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Two of those might not even exist.


We're scarce, but we exist sleep.gif
Ircria2011-03-28 01:20:22
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 27 2011, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Two of those might not even exist.

Yeah, I honestly don't think I've ever seen an axelord or a Shuyin.
Unknown2011-03-28 05:19:39
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Cauthorn mutters discontentedly.

Akyaevin looks around furtively, brings his hand to his mouth and releases a small 'teehee'.

(spam spam)

You blink.

Cauthorn takes a drink from an onyx vial.

Apprentice of the Maker, Cauthorn, Predicant of Malefaction says, "Only not curing bromide."

You say, "Erm.. Did you just.."

You open your mouth to say something, but speech fails you.

Apprentice of the Maker, Cauthorn, Predicant of Malefaction says to you, "What?"


Xarcon doffs a blood-red top hat of the House n'Kylbar to you.

Xarcon doffs a blood-red top hat of the House n'Kylbar cordially.

You say to Cauthorn, "He teehee'd.. And it shook me to my very core."

You sway back and forth.

You say, "It shall haunt my nightmares until Kethuru come."

Lord Akyaevin Koicei, The Earthen Ire says, "Oh, I can do far worse than that. I can turn into rainbows."

You clap your hands over your ears and silence the world.


wub.gif Oh Akyaevin.
Esano2011-03-28 08:57:05
Mesadari's attacks:
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Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame's throat clicks several times forebodingly as she inhales deeply, before finally exhaling. Massive waves of fire wash outwards, enveloping her surroundings.
Waves of agony and flame wash over you, your very eyes boiling within their sockets.
A force field around Munsia flares, absorbing all damage.
5223h, 5580m, 7271e, 10p, 28173en, 27945w elrxkb- {27.6349} -1884


Her wings spreading wide behind her, Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame raises her foreclaws into the air and looses an earth-rending bellow, her wings loosening a strange, pollen-like powder which quickly finds its way into your nose, sinuses, and lungs.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
Horror overcomes Fuyu's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Azula's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
Horror overcomes Sahmiam's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Arian's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
6739h, 5267m, 7271e, 10p, 28175en, 27683w elrxkdp- <***SP*A> {30.7469}


Raising one of her clawed hands, Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame brings it smashing down on top of you, smashing you into the ground. As she removes her hand from atop of you, she grinds and twists scales and claws across your already broken form.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
1630h, 5947m, 7271e, 10p, 28175en, 27697w elrxk- <***SPFA> {35.718} -3216


And she attacks about once a second.

So, can we get an Ardrak upgrade?
Unknown2011-03-28 09:30:36
ohmy.gif To think that I make fun of her all the time...
Seraku2011-03-28 21:17:26
That's... Really awesome actually. Who knew she was such a badass
Lawliet2011-03-29 15:08:14
I thought she and Fraesic were made badass for the timebeing to stop any and all attempts at griefing the city so much you can take over their nexus?


Anyway:

(University): Tsianina says, "Welcome, Cyla. Please review the curriculum in CGHELP RESEARCHERS to
begin your education and indoctrination at your earliest convenience."

Made me giggle tongue.gif
Llesvelt2011-03-29 16:44:03
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Mar 29 2011, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(University): Tsianina says, "Welcome, Cyla. Please review the curriculum in CGHELP RESEARCHERS to
begin your education and indoctrination at your earliest convenience."

Made me giggle tongue.gif


The university is surprisingly honest in declaring it's aims.
Aerotan2011-03-29 20:18:35
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Bob has bled to death.
You see the death occur at among bloodstone shapes.

giggle.gif
Unknown2011-03-30 00:19:34
The Cunning Kalas Iytha, Inspired Invader of Havens shouts, "THE NECROMENTATE GROWS EVER LOUDER DUE
TO OUR EGREGIOUS FAILURE OF I'XIIA TO IMPLIMENT VOLUME CONTROLS ON THEIR CREATIONS! SWEET SAINTS YOU
ARE LOUD! BRAISE BE TO THE RIDACHI, FOR NOT BEING SO DRAT LOUD!"
Lendren2011-03-30 02:22:12
Poor ridachi, whatever they are, they're getting braised.
Lawliet2011-03-30 03:21:05
laugh.gif
Unknown2011-03-30 16:49:53
Its true, though. They deserve braised meats. Or deliciosu braised artichokes.