A coral staff has the following poisons or magical effects on it:
1) aleutian
2) aleutian
3) aleutian
4) aleutian
5) aleutian
6) aleutian
7) aleutian
8) aleutian
9) aleutian
10) aleutian

Try as you might, you find that wiping down that item proves impossible. Perhaps you should try
it on a weapon.

A wight kicks Person with its rotten foot.
Person has been slain by Fillin.

pro foot

Why the ninja change?

I always forget to re-target after Viynain asks me to blanknote him. I once spent five minutes hitting him instead of the astral mobs we were fighting.

(On the upside it charged his magictome)

You tell Ecclesiar Faragan Diluculo, "So you'll come back Celestines?"
4540h, 5700m, 7938e, 10p, 20400en, 26400w ex<>-
(Celestines): Faragan says, "Where's my son. guild rite time."
4540h, 5700m, 7938e, 10p, 20400en, 26400w ex<>-
You tell Ecclesiar Faragan Diluculo, "...oh."
4540h, 5700m, 7938e, 10p, 20400en, 26400w ex<>-
Faragan tells you, "Laugh that made me laugh it was perfect timing."

(Weird Kephera Clan): Azus says, "You are both comely Females. Be content to glow in our Queen's ass-glow."

(*): You say, "Well, I've trained my ancestors to be tone-deaf."
(*): Losien says, "You're probably like Cacaphony meets Harbringers meets Justin Bieber."
(*): Rivius says, "She loves JB."
(*): You say, "I'd chase him around with a razor to cut that hair off."
(*): Rivius says, "And keep it in a plastic bag?! o.O."
(*): You say, "Maybe to do voodoo.."
(*): You say, "To make him become a real singer."
(*): Losien says, "Impossible."
(*): Losien says, "You could record his screamings as you struck the pins in."
(*): Rivius says, "Wow. Three gravediggers in a row. Just lemme alone D:."
(*): Losien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Mnemo, go help Rivius."
(*): Losien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Go Jb on them."
(*): You say, "Syntax: JB SCREAM ."
(*): You say, "A scream so girly and loud, accented with a JB hairflip, that will make targets suffer the effects of an earache forever."
(*): Rivius says, "If done in the presence of five massive fangirls, the target will be instantly slain."
(*): Losien (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nom. Summon fangirl ancestor spirit."

An emaciated virgin blinks and shuffles about impatiently.

During some bashing:



O.o

You exclaim, "How come you don't have reflexes for me?!"

Metamorphic Veyrzhul Val'Andra, The Creeper says, "I do."

Metamorphic Veyrzhul Val'Andra, The Creeper says, "I have the reflex to ignore
whatever you do to abuse me."

You say, " ."

Veyrzhul looks around furtively, brings his hand to his mouth and releases a
small 'teehee'.

Nah, that's the ego-regen message. Was it freshly linked?

Lady Kelly La'Saet, Marshal of the Dove says, "I shall call you Mr. Neos."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Aeral says, "MY MOTHER IS A NICE LADY."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Aeral says, "A NICE LADY, YOU HEAR."

Pointing your staff at Pashi, Lady of the South Wind, icy water erupts forth and pounds into her body. Pashi, Lady of the South Wind gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked
out of her.
Pashi, Lady of the South Wind begins to yell for help.
--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.