Quotes 7

by Arix

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Neos2011-06-07 06:53:18
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Ser Malarious, Sohei of the Quietus says, "I am fluffy."

Ser Malarious, Sohei of the Quietus says to Miciah, "You are the first person to lick someones staff here, remember that."

Unknown2011-06-07 21:37:58
Debriefing the Aetherflare:

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(The Round Table): * says, "Yeah WOOOT that was intense."
(The Round Table): * says, "It was like phew phew phew and people were like aieeeeee."
(The Round Table): ! says, "And then it was like OMG OMG OMG THE TURRET IS ON FIRE, WE NEED HELP AKYAEVI- boom."

Reiha2011-06-09 03:31:59
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Provost Tulemrah Shevat, Tender of Breezes says, "I will be honest with you. It
makes me uneasy to allow you entry, but there is no legal reason to deny you."

Surprisingly, I don't hear this as often as I should...
Aison2011-06-10 00:28:44
You tell Viynain Erid'in the Sanguine, "Tomatoes, cheese you like, lettuce... sprinkle with salt and
pepper and drizzle in olive oil. yummers."
Viynain tells you, ":((."
Viynain tells you, "-cover with bacon-."

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Tacita2011-06-10 00:32:35
(ThatGlomClan): Kregarn says, "Uuuuaaaahahhhwww my cherry got dirty."
Tacita2011-06-10 00:36:26
(ThatGlomClan...Again): Kregarn says, "Dammit, why do I keep dropping cherries."
Neos2011-06-10 11:40:10
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(Newbie): Tacket says, "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
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PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI."
Lawliet2011-06-10 11:43:26
laugh.gif Those wacky troll novices.
Ixion2011-06-10 11:57:41
The last one got cut off. tongue.gif
Neos2011-06-10 12:05:33
QUOTE (Ixion @ Jun 10 2011, 07:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The last one got cut off. tongue.gif

I see what you did there.

After linking to the paste I made of it.
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone was just telling me that."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Time to add censoring to lustys public aethers."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Placeus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But what about all the times you actually need to say penis on the public aethers?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malarious says, "Like telling people to wield it?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Placeus says, "Yes."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "*volunteers to mod all the city aethers and stuff*."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Placeus says, "Mine is of the two-handed variety."
Unknown2011-06-10 14:33:07
Malicia tells you, "If you haven't spun the wheel within the Chaos Cave, do so now. It's not worth missing out on."

Malicia tells you, "Mis."

And here I thought I was important. sad.gif

Also, those novices... I've kicked out two that were the same person in the past two days and I'm hearing that there's a third. It makes me rather annoyed that no one's doing anything.
Arix2011-06-10 15:54:47
well, they could increase the age limit to 15, but that wouldn't stop a dedicated troll, nor would it do anything about the trolls we have already
Jack2011-06-10 17:00:21
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 10 2011, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nor would it do anything about the trolls we have already

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Ilyssa2011-06-10 19:59:41
The age limit should obviously be so high that only Elder Gods and above can play, duh.

But then there's the issue of the Soulless trolling...
Unknown2011-06-10 22:58:38
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A radiant glow begins to swell within Avechna's Teeth, its brilliance slowly eclipsing the jagged mountain peaks.

Riding the crest of the brilliant light is the exquisite form of Marani Veloske, a cruel smile upon her lips.

Marani Veloske shouts, "Too long has the Basin of Life grown, unchastised, corrupted by filth and debauchery! This day, all shall look upon me and rejoice as I grant you a final release from your prison!"

Jinto has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.
Vika has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.
Sahmiam has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.
Vladimere has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.

Few moments later...

Vusilk has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Draylor has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Aelmy has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Joylah has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Malikie has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Aysu has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Valory has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Shihami Aerlon.
Morbo has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Erigili Sunfar.
Arel has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Erigili Sunfar.
Jakir has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Erigili Sunfar.
Trefaldi has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Erigili Sunfar.
Nataely has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Ephrani Xala.
Arian has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Ephrani Xala.
Rika has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Lehki has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Jhen has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Turnus has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Dahnrio has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Teluria has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Mnemosyne has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Aerys has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Neinrin Tivreau.
Tau has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Muut Nusherom.
Ayisdra has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Muut Nusherom.
Zilias has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske, carried by Muut Nusherom.


We didn't get killed. Were in the asylum. biggrin.gif

And more fun!

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A slender wyvern with feathered wings leaps into the air in front of Nydekion, deflecting the attack.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
A haunting, interweaving melody drifts through the alabaster streets, entrancing in its beauty even
as it pulls at your soul with a stab of unbearable pain, causing you to clutch at your racing heart.

The Star of Celest flickers dully as the song rings callously through the air, nearly guttering out before slowly maintaining its warm glow.
Iphye has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.

Savine has expired before fully knowing the pleasures of a gorgeous undead beauty.
Trefaldi has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.
Aeyolla has fallen to the killing song of Marani Veloske.
Sahmiam has failed to cure fatal poison.
Jhen has failed to cure fatal poison.
Teluria has failed to cure fatal poison.
Joylah has failed to cure fatal poison.
Vusilk has failed to cure fatal poison.
Aelmy has failed to cure fatal poison.


I've never seen Marani in full force.
Razenth2011-06-10 23:05:43
More logs please!
Aison2011-06-10 23:12:01
Time to QQ!
Unknown2011-06-10 23:12:33
QUOTE (Aison @ Jun 10 2011, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Time to QQ!

And the best deathsight ever:

Morbo has expired before fully knowing the pleasures of a gorgeous undead beauty.
Unknown2011-06-11 00:41:53
This is crazy but fun.
Arel2011-06-11 01:25:06
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "For all Lord Eventru's vaunted prowess with healing, He sure was
no help in the battle."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Morbo says, "He probably figured a divine apparently full of hundreds of
birds could handle himself. Afterall, the only reason to have so many birds in you is because you
are a master magician."