Quotes 7

by Arix

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Reiha2011-06-11 01:36:55
QUOTE (Jack @ Jun 10 2011, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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You're not a troll. You're just British.

Also:

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Stepping back with a lavish whirl of her hand, Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll
Feyranti says, "Which makes me nostalgic for my native incest, farewell!"

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Arel2011-06-11 07:30:33
Discussing cult stuff:

Morbo tells you, "Sacrificial daggers?"

You tell Morbo Gordian, "Something like that."

Morbo tells you, "You could give us power rings instead, one for each element...and when we combine
them it summons you."
Vadi2011-06-11 19:17:53
RNG gave me a ray of sunlight today:

CODE
10:17:26.298   (ex) 8646h, 7083m|99%, 97e%, 10p, 99w%, 98e% (bk)- (- p -)

10:17:26.414    _____ _           _ _                       _    
10:17:26.414   |_   _| |         | | |                     (_)    
10:17:26.414     | | | |__   __ _| | | ___ __ ___  ___      _ ___
10:17:26.414     | | | '_ \\ / _` | | |/ / '__/ _ \\/ __|    | / __|
10:17:26.414     | | | | | | (_| | |   <| | | (_) \\__ \\    | \\__ \\
10:17:26.414     \\_/ |_| |_|\\__,_|_|_|\\_\\_|  \\___/|___/    |_|___/
10:17:26.414                                                      
10:17:26.414                                                      
10:17:26.414    _                  _          _ _
10:17:26.414   | |                | |        | | |
10:17:26.414   | |_ ___   __ _  __| | ___  __| | |
10:17:26.414   | __/ _ \\ / _` |/ _` |/ _ \\/ _` | |
10:17:26.414   | || (_) | (_| | (_| |  __/ (_| |_|
10:17:26.414    \\__\\___/ \\__,_|\\__,_|\\___|\\__,_(_)
10:17:26.414                                      
10:17:26.414                                      
10:17:26.414   clan wyrd tell I've toaded Thalkros! Stomp toad
10:17:26.414   clan wyrd tell I've toaded Thalkros! Stomp toad
10:17:26.451   With a telepathic sigh, a pooka bound in shadows tells you that he has lost control of
10:17:26.451   Thalkros's actions.
10:17:26.455   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 97e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-(-360 Mana)
10:17:26.457   You find that you are not yet ready to perform that feat.
10:17:26.460   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 97e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-
10:17:26.642   (The Swarm): You say, "I've toaded Thalkros! Stomp toad."
10:17:26.648   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 97e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-
10:17:26.650   (The Swarm): You say, "I've toaded Thalkros! Stomp toad."
10:17:26.654   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 97e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-
10:17:26.656   Akyaevin eats a yarrow sprig.
10:17:26.659   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 97e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:27.885   std
10:17:28.067   std
10:17:28.248   std
10:17:28.424   std
10:17:28.610   std
10:17:28.784   std
10:17:28.980   std
10:17:29.122   The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
10:17:29.128   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 95e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-(-150 Ego) std
10:17:29.334   Akyaevin eats a stalk of faeleaf.
10:17:29.338   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 95e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-
10:17:29.341   Akyaevin takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
10:17:29.344   (x) 8646h, 6723m|94%, 95e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:29.537   std
10:17:29.735   std
10:17:29.810   Akyaevin kisses a warty toad passionately.
10:17:29.813   A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly
10:17:29.813   stretching and transforming into a vernal ascendant. Shaking his head, Thalkros stands
10:17:29.813   before you where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with
10:17:29.813   his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth.

10:17:29.821   As Akyaevin kisses Thalkros, warts break out over his skin which then turns green and
10:17:29.821   slimy. Finally, he shrinks and transforms into a large, ugly toad!
10:17:29.824   (x) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:30.110   std
10:17:30.204   You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
10:17:30.207   (x) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-
10:17:30.217   With bloody froth drooling from its open maw and eyes glowing red, a barghest leaps at
10:17:30.217   Thalkros's throat and viciously tears into his flesh with sharp teeth.
10:17:30.222   (x) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:30.621   You have recovered equilibrium.
10:17:30.624   In order to put the pathetic life of a warty toad out of its misery, you lift a foot and
10:17:30.624   bring it down mightily on its bloated green body.
10:17:30.627   (e) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:30.937   std
10:17:31.182   Thalkros eats a bog myrtle leaf.
10:17:31.185   (e) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)
10:17:31.806   Xenthos clambers down from the pile of rubble to the down.
10:17:31.813   (e) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)
10:17:32.217   Thalkros takes a drink from an onyx vial.
10:17:32.220   (e) 8646h, 7128m|100%, 100e%, 2p, 98w%, 98e% (bk)-std
10:17:32.582   Xenthos stomps down hard on a warty toad.
10:17:32.586   A warty toad's back breaks under the weight of a heavy foot, its innards spilling out and
10:17:32.586   leaving a messy stain on the ground.
10:17:32.598   A warty toad has been slain by Xenthos.
10:17:32.599   A warty toad wobbles about uncertainly and turns a pale shade of green before suddenly
10:17:32.599   stretching and transforming into a ascendant. Shaking his head, Akyaevin stands before you
10:17:32.599   where once there was a toad, looking slightly disoriented and perplexed with his tongue
10:17:32.599   lolling out the side of his mouth.
10:17:32.604   Akyaevin drops the corpse of an alluring siren of beauty.
Eritheyl2011-06-12 01:14:58
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(Serenwilde): Someone (from the Aetherways) says, "Great Chieftain, silence your mutt before I oust him from this commune."

(Serenwilde): Someoneelse (from the Aetherways) says, "If this is the censor.gif you cowards wanna throw at me you can suck my censor.gif."

2011/06/12 01:11:12 - Someoneelse quit the commune.

When in doubt, RAAAAAAGE!
Xenthos2011-06-12 01:26:48
QUOTE (eritheyl @ Jun 11 2011, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When in doubt, RAAAAAAGE!

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Llesvelt2011-06-12 02:15:43
QUOTE (eritheyl @ Jun 12 2011, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When in doubt, RAAAAAAGE!


The stupidity is strong in that one!
Aison2011-06-12 03:10:51
Name and shames plz.
Daraius2011-06-12 03:46:41
I bet it was Lendren.
Eritheyl2011-06-12 05:30:46
QUOTE (Daraius @ Jun 11 2011, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I bet it was Lendren.


Nooo, Lendren would be much more classy if he were to ragequit.

It would be well-orchestrated, and someone would cry from the sheer beauty.

...and the words would be bigger :b
Unknown2011-06-12 05:33:35
(Geomancers): You say, "If I get a divine favour after spinning the wheel one more time, I swear I'll drink a whole bottle of water."

(Geomancers): Raahl says, "Eww."

(Geomancers): Cauthorn says, "You know, those are exceptionally useful, to people who do things."

You grasp the edge of the Wheel of Tzaraziko before giving it a heavy push, sending it spinning. Slow at first, the wheel begins to spin faster and faster, the air about it warping in a wild array of colours as it becomes impossible to watch.

The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding you with a 4-hour Divine Truefavour.

(Geomancers): You say, "NOOOOOOOOO."

Raezon, the Forbidden has bestowed His divine truefavour upon you. It will last for 1 month.

(Geomancers): Cauthorn says, "I think we should make him take a bath instead. With soap."

(Geomancers): Raahl says, "Ouch, that's expensive -and- disgusting at the same time."

(Geomancers): You say, "To make things better, Lord Raezon truefavoured me as well. I think I need two bottles of water now."

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Why, I have those two bottles with me!"

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You slump down dejectedly.

Raezon gives a bottle to you.

Raezon gives a bottle to you.

p bottle
The bottle is crafted from thick, green glass. Indeed, the opacity of the bottle is such that the contents, if there are any, remain completely hidden.
It has 153 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).
Water sloshes about in it.

Raezon urges you onwards.

(Geomancers): You say, "He was even nice enough to hand me the two bottles......thank you, Lord."

You give a pained sigh.

You take a long draught of water, hoping to quench your thirst.

You gulp nervously.

(Geomancers): Raezon says, "I always ensure My Geomancers have that which they require."

You twitch spasmodically.

Falling on the ground your body goes into a fit of spasms as you writhe about in uncontrollable motions.

Raezon pats you in a friendly manner.



Reiha2011-06-12 05:48:45
QUOTE (eritheyl @ Jun 11 2011, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nooo, Lendren would be much more classy if he were to ragequit.

It would be well-orchestrated, and someone would cry from the sheer beauty.

...and the words would be bigger :b

I don't know, I thought "you can suck my censor.gif " was very eloquent and Lendren like.


And as Jigan was probably expecting me to quote him:
Jigan tells you, "My censor.gif makes me considered armed and dangerous. There is no
saftey when Golonigthorigoriam is out."

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Arix2011-06-12 09:37:50
if Lendren left Serenwilde, he'd do it with a play, that would then win culture, but nobody would notice he left because people don't watch plays
Unknown2011-06-12 11:49:54
We like our Lendren very much thank you. Now back to actual quotes.
QUOTE
Mirenye Stormcrow, Daughter of Silver Moonlight says, "Would you rather... be pidwidgeon or a pooka?"
Raeri Stormcrow, Beacon of Moonlight says, "I could be a pooka and have a moondancer give me my own pigwidgeon."
Mirenye giggles happily.
Raeri looks about furtively, trying his best not to look suspicious.
Wildeflower Aramel Talnara says, "If you were a pigwidgeon, you'd have to put up with people calling you 'pig'."
Raeri Stormcrow, Beacon of Moonlight says, "As opposed to poo?"
Neos2011-06-12 15:31:43
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(The Inquisitors): Placeus says, "Targetting: baalphagjchp."

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Reiha2011-06-13 04:51:05
Aison tells you, "// I is not griefur >:(."
Aison2011-06-13 04:53:36
I'm noooooooooooot! Anyone can tell you I run like a scared little girl when I get attacked and I never jump anyone!
Reiha2011-06-13 04:57:19
Lies, the Aison I used to know was a major griefer!!
Placeus2011-06-13 14:37:59
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jun 13 2011, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE ( @ Jun 13 2011, 01:01 AM)
(The Inquisitors): Placeus says, "Targetting: baalphagjchp."

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I was switching to Baalphegar from archdemons when I almost got one shotted. chp is my puella alias biggrin.gif
Unknown2011-06-13 18:39:38
(Aquamancers): Malikie says, "Now now Mr. Arian... she beat you like that banshee who she hit with a stick the other month!"
(Aquamancers): Arian (from the Aetherways) says, "Look, I was only moaning a little, I was hardly being a banshee. And I still have a bruise from that stick."

(In reference to Aeral, of course.)
Arel2011-06-14 01:07:48
*attempting to change Hallifax government to conquest*

You proudly throw your support behind your Governor to change the political structure of Hallifax to
the religious path.
Huzzah! Huzzah! By decree of Prince Morshoth and with full support of the Board of Directors, let it
be known that Hallifax shall henceforth be known as the Holy Principality of Hallifax!

(Board of Directors): You say, "...what."

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "I don't know why that happened."

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "And it won't let me change it."

Prince Morshoth has decided to change the political structure of Hallifax to that of conquest. The
entire Board of Directors must be in agreement in order for this dramatic change in governance to
take effect. If you agree, CONFIRM POLITICS.

You proudly throw your support behind your Prince to change the political structure of Hallifax to
the conquest path.

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "Ah, maybe it carried over from Wuylinfe?"

(Board of Directors): You say, "Ah, that's possible."

***Realizing that everyone has new ranks and titles***

(Board of Directors): Tulemrah says, "How does it feel to be a Prince?"

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "Eh, Prince is such a horrible title... too royal."

(Board of Directors): Tulemrah says, "I am highly amused by all this."

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Morbo Earl City Aide On
Aithera Baroness On
Tulemrah Earless City Minister On
Cielo Peasant On
Qaletaqa Peasant On
Viccor Peasant On
Arel Duke Board of Directors On
Aeyolla Peasant On
Morshoth Prince Board of Directors On
Reiha Peasant On
*******************************************************************************
Currently, there are 10 Citizens on this Plane and 3 on other Planes.


(Board of Directors): You say, "I demand to be addresses as 'Your Grace' until we have a new ruling
style."

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "And I want a Your Highness from everyone."

(Board of Directors): Tulemrah says, "Oh, I'm an Earless!"

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "Ah, city ranks change as well, quite amusing."

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "Heh, and Peasants, can I call everyone that?"

(Board of Directors): Tulemrah says, "I'm certainly going to."

(Board of Directors): Morshoth says, "Lord Arel, Duke of Instituteshire."