Quotes 7

by Arix

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Aison2011-06-14 02:46:22
Talan Ysav'rai says, "Yeah."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "I guess I will just live here."

Talan takes some wood and lights it with her tinderbox, causing it to erupt into a soothing fire.

Talan sits down.
Talan2011-06-14 02:49:06
QUOTE (Aison @ Jun 13 2011, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Talan Ysav'rai says, "Yeah."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "I guess I will just live here."

Talan takes some wood and lights it with her tinderbox, causing it to erupt into a soothing fire.

Talan sits down.

Yeah, got tired of standing around like Vanna White!
Kaalak2011-06-14 03:19:01
(Lulz): Akui says, "Xiels sings, "I'm, too sexy for my nest, too sexy for my nest and I don't like breasts! I'm a ghey crow, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the Wyrding. Ooon the wyrdling, ooon the wyrdling yeah I do my little turn on the wyrdling.""

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Xiel2011-06-14 06:26:54
Oh dear lordy. I didn't say that. D:
Aison2011-06-14 06:40:29
The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding Saran with a Great
Rune of Glass Working.

Saran grasps the edge of the Wheel of Tzaraziko before giving it a heavy push, sending it spinning.
Slow at first, the wheel begins to spin faster and faster, the air about it warping in a wild array
of colours as it becomes impossible to watch.

Aramel's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Saran chuckles long and heartily.

The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding Saran with a dagger
of reincarnation.
Malicia2011-06-14 15:55:43
So I'm playing around with some evil person's toys and...
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Sidling up to you, a crystal sphere bobs up and down impatiently until he is noticed.

A crystal sphere inquires seriously, "Will you be the constant to my variable?"

With a series of hopeful beeps, a crystal sphere hovers a bit higher than usual before glowing a deep pink and ducking back down.
That's so cute! The dancing skeleton is hilarious also.
Aramel2011-06-14 16:39:41
The sphere is so cute. I want one now.
Ryboi2011-06-14 21:37:18
Elodres Diluculo says, "We're fun and wet!"
Reiha2011-06-15 04:06:55
(Market): Shakaya says, "Buying kitten parts and selling the stuff in ad 299."

Instructor Daera Letara, Solemn Wind says, "Okay that one was really creepy."
Saran2011-06-16 03:19:34
The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding Morshoth with
Experience Gain.

The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding you with Experience
Gain.

The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding Rivius with
Experience Gain.

The Wheel of Tzaraziko crackles with a brilliant display of colours, rewarding Faragan with
Experience Gain.

four in a row...
Reiha2011-06-16 04:41:01
(Hallifax): Casilu says, "I got a leg..."

(Hallifax): Illidor (from the Nexus World of Hallifax) says, "The wheel seems to be giving you a step up on the competition, then."
Malicia2011-06-17 00:29:10
On family ties.. smile.gif
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(House Aurendil): Draylor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I dun wanna be a nom'nom'isil sad.gif."
Unknown2011-06-17 19:11:40
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(*): Rathan says, "Meh, thunder."
(*): Rathan says, "Hope my power doesn't go out."


Less than ten seconds later my network connection went down for two minutes. Power stayed on, though! (Don't jinx people like that...)
Unknown2011-06-17 19:32:11
QUOTE (Malicia @ Jun 16 2011, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
On family ties.. smile.gif


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Neos2011-06-18 03:18:29
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A swirling pool of energy forms in the air, out of which steps Estarra, the Eternal.

Estarra, the Eternal, sinks into a whirlpool of swirling energies, which disappear in a flash of light and colour.

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Enyalida2011-06-18 06:41:12
Royal rainbow for the win
Neos2011-06-18 12:59:20
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The floor shakes as you fire a blast that slams into H.S.S. Yantra Shevat.
H.S.S. Yantra Shevat suddenly collapses on herself!
H.S.S. Yantra Shevat has been destroyed by Methrenton's Hammer.
Lawliet has died in the imploded wreckage of H.S.S. Yantra Shevat.
You see the death occur at Eastern Gate of Balance. ?
Morbo has died in the imploded wreckage of H.S.S. Yantra Shevat.
You see the death occur at Western Gate of Order. ?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Daraius2011-06-18 13:09:05
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jun 18 2011, 08:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!


My shiiiiip. sad.gif
Vadi2011-06-18 16:02:41
From last wildnodes:

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00:54:28.297 You use 10000 of your divine essence.
00:54:28.300 You throw your arms up to the skies and conjure a bolt of brilliant white lightning, which
00:54:28.300 you hurl towards Malarious.
00:54:28.301 Malarious screams as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes him dead on,
00:54:28.301 charring his flesh.
00:54:28.303 A black shadow materialises in the air before you and then quickly strikes Malarious.
00:54:28.304 The divine bolt sears Malarious's skin to a blackened crisp, dropping his smoking, charred
00:54:28.304 corpse limply to the ground.
00:54:28.306 You have slain Malarious.
00:54:28.486 Malarious drops the corpse of an inferno beetle.
00:54:28.488 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.490 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.491 Malarious drops the corpse of a floating, puffball fungal asconoid.
00:54:28.493 Malarious drops a handful of loti spores.
00:54:28.494 Malarious drops the corpse of a floating, puffball fungal asconoid.
00:54:28.496 Malarious drops the corpse of a kephera scout.
00:54:28.497 Malarious drops the corpse of a kephera convoy leader.
00:54:28.499 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.500 Malarious drops the corpse of an inferno beetle.
00:54:28.502 Malarious drops a vast canvas bag of reeking fungus.
00:54:28.503 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.505 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.507 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.509 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.511 Malarious drops the corpse of a multi-stemmed fungoid basidion.
00:54:28.512 Malarious drops the corpse of an inferno beetle.
00:54:28.514 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.516 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.518 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.520 Malarious drops a handful of loti spores.
00:54:28.521 Malarious drops a handful of loti spores.
00:54:28.522 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.527 Malarious drops the corpse of a land urchin.
00:54:28.529 Malarious drops the corpse of a stainless steel goat.
00:54:28.535 Malarious drops a horehound blossom.
00:54:28.539 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-(smoke 70912)
00:54:28.555 Clarification is in order.
00:54:28.557 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-cnn
00:54:28.572 cnn
00:54:28.579 You gasp as a surging pain strikes you in your right arm.
00:54:28.582 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-cnn
00:54:28.692 You take a long drag off your pipe.
00:54:28.700 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-(outr yarrow|eat yarrow)cnn
00:54:28.863 You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the rift to 97.
00:54:28.869 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:28.881 You eat a yarrow sprig.
00:54:28.883 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:29.180 A gust of wind blows a cloud of loti spores off to the south.
00:54:29.181 A gust of wind blows a cloud of loti spores off to the north.
00:54:29.183 A gust of wind blows a cloud of loti spores off to the north.
00:54:29.185 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 96e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:29.954 You may eat or smoke another herb.
00:54:29.961 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 95e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:30.221 A cloud of loti spores blows in from the south upon a gust of wind.
00:54:30.224 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 95e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:31.016 Viynain picks up the corpse of Malarious.
00:54:31.018 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 94e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-(-75 Ego)
00:54:31.020 A giant fiddleback spider with a barbed stinger scuttles sideways off to the south.
00:54:31.023 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 94e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:31.279 A gust of wind blows a cloud of loti spores off to the south.
00:54:31.285 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 94e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:31.289 You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
00:54:31.294 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 94e%, 10p, 93w%, 99e% (bk)-
00:54:32.139 With obvious delight, Viynain digs into the corpse of Malarious, eating only the choicest
00:54:32.139 organs and leaving the rest for the vultures.
00:54:32.142 (e) 11167h, 6111m|96%, 94e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-
00:54:32.799 The aura surrounding you briefly pulses.
00:54:32.805 (e) 11167h, 6237m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-(+126 Mana, +300 Ego)
00:54:32.866 Pestilence, the Hound of Nil disperses into the aether, returning to his Master.
00:54:32.869 (e) 11167h, 6237m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-
00:54:33.047 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
00:54:33.050 (ex) 11167h, 6237m|98%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-
00:54:33.403 Spreading his arms wide, Urazial spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up
00:54:33.403 around him.
00:54:33.407 (ex) 11167h, 6336m|100%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-
00:54:33.973 The wail of lost souls precedes a bolt of black lightning as it lances across the sky.
00:54:33.975 The keening song of lost souls echoes across the firmament, preceding the bolt of black
00:54:33.975 lightning that suddenly rips through you, sending waves of agony through your body.
00:54:33.980 (ex) 10072h, 6336m|100%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-(-1095 Health)
00:54:34.117 Forks of red lightning race across the sky.
00:54:34.121 Forks of red lightning race across the sky before spiralling downward and slamming into
00:54:34.121 you. You shudder violently as the electricity bathes you in agonizing pain.
00:54:34.128 (ex) 8984h, 6336m|100%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-(sip health)(-1088 Health)
00:54:34.131 You scream as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes down from the skies and
00:54:34.131 hits you, sizzling your flesh.
00:54:34.134 (ex) 7672h, 6336m|100%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-(-1312 Health)
00:54:34.136 A pillar of green lightning lances toward the sky.
00:54:34.138 The glowing outline of a blossom forms beneath your feet, freezing you in place, before
00:54:34.138 releasing bolts of green lightning that lance through you and toward the sky.
00:54:34.140 (ex) 6848h, 6336m|100%, 98e%, 10p, 93w%, 100e% (bk)-(-824 Health)
Rika2011-06-18 21:51:14
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jun 19 2011, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!


I don't get how that is a quote.