Malicia, you didn't include my two swords one lyre comment

(Some clan): somebody says, "Hey, Lehki."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Go to southgard."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Meld outside the room with the guards."

(Some clan): somebody says, "And rad somedude."

(Some clan): You say, "Dreamweaver atm."

(Some clan): You say, "And uh."

(Some clan): somebody says, "He's idle influencing."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Do it."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Bet you could sleep kill his ass right now."

(Some clan): somebody says, ":D."

(Some clan): somebody says, "LEHKI."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Go dreamweave his ass."

(Some clan): You say, "Ugh fine."

*dreamdrift, poke somedude, whoops he's definately not idle, bodysnap and go back to idling around the forest*

You sense the piercing eyes of somedude looking upon you.

You sense the piercing eyes of somedude looking upon you.

(Some clan): You say, "Now somedude is scrying me."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Rofl."

(Some clan): somebody says, "Don't even worry ."

(Some clan): You say, "I'm idling by my totem."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with motes of bright light.
INCOMING TELEPORT INCOMING TELEPORT
You sense somedude pulling on the strands of aether surrounding you.
5854h, 4239m, 4845e, 10p, 26660en, 18989w exkdb-<03:11:18.420>
enemy somedude

somedude is already an enemy.
5854h, 4239m, 4845e, 10p, 26660en, 19003w exkdb-<03:11:22.166>

(Some clan): You say, "Huh."
5854h, 4239m, 4845e, 10p, 26660en, 19017w exkdb-<03:11:25.984>

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as somedude comes into view.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into somedude.
5854h, 4239m, 4845e, 10p, 26660en, 19017w exkdb-<03:11:26.40>

tl;dr version of combat log.

you raise cudgel!

somedude is healing!

you sap somedude!

somedude is no longer healing!

you vine somedude!

you point cudgel at somedude!
you point cudgel at somedude!
you point cudgel at somedude!

somedude trueheals and walks away!

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Well that was almost hilarious."

I'm no sure why should sap+vines be a killer combo to begin with. (people certainly don't fall over when I choke someone and web, and expect trueheal to be nerfed)

Therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck...

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonA (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Let's just make everything stun."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "And no, I can't behead someone during the stun time with no power for power strikes."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "And they can stance still while stunned!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonC (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Fail."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonA (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Someone talks in the room, everyone is stunned!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "Inqui doesn't prone you, so you don't lose your stancing."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonE says, "Can my afflictions stun too? Stacking stuns? . "

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Damnit PersonA, I couldn't move when you said that."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "LOGIN "You are stunned!""

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonA (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Sorry, I couldn't reply. I was stunned!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "LOGOUT "You're still stunned, motherfucker!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonC (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Estwald logs in, Lusty is stunned."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "That fat ass."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonF (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "CompatriotOfChaos should be 151 weight, and give every mental aff ever to the target, including omniphobia + all phobias, stupidity, void, etc."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "Abjure web should instantly strangle you to death."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonF (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "We should bring back beast entangle!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonA (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "Newbie kick should crit players."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "World-shattering crits should literally shatter the world."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "PersonF started this, just remember that."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonE says, "My turtle should be able to crush you to death if I drop from above. Insta-kill."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonF (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "We should give dilute to Geomancers."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonB (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "You would want that, PersonD!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonD sayss, "Re-arranging the entire map of the game."

(Disciples of Klangratch): PersonF (from the Prime Material Plane) sayss, "World- shattering crits should instakill all mobs in the Undervault, and give you the xp for that."

Funny thing is, we could have a "nerf trueheal" (and counter nerf lich/choke/..sap?) discussion entirely with quotes from other threads. Would that be allowed?

Only if you don't mind losing your posting privs afterwards!

Only if you don't mind losing your posting privs afterwards!

I kind of miss the old days of lichseed/trueheal rage in the lack of rants thread.

/derail