At least it eats less ram than Vista did

Hehe. This is very true. Just working on locking it down and stopping non-essential services. Hoping to recover about half a gig which I do not think is over-realistic. Time will tell. This is the first time I have used Windows since about 2004.

*note* gained sanity in 2004... lapse in 2011.

My hands are tied on this at the moment. It is so painful losing so much speed and stability.

Until I can get a stable connection and not have to rely on a 3G PPP connection, Windows it is. Sadly, support for usb_modeswitch (3G Mobile Broadband) is still sorely lacking and I am just not getting s stable enough connection.

We need a hipster emoticon so I can chant "Mac, Mac, Mac."

Also:

(clanclan): Ragniliff says, "Note: You must be this tall to partake in infantile homocide."

Ragniliff has the best one liners.

Corrected.

I just found this very cute:

(Ship): Arian says, "And of course I do, Kelly. I frequently remember the moment you declared your love of cheese and celebrated with a dance."

(Newbie): Tucci says, "I pooped in my pants."

(Newbie): Tucci says, "What do I do?"

(Newbie): Nakarel says, "You can go and buy a new pair from The Last Chance Trading Post."


A++ to Nakarel. A++.

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Ahem. Now that we are all gathered, I demand a baby!"

Ssaliss tells you, "Want a bit of artisanal work?"

You tell Seer Ssaliss n'Kylbar, "Ok!"

Ssaliss tells you, "I kinda need some kegs. More precisely... 65 of'em."

You tell Seer Ssaliss n'Kylbar, ".........."

Someone doesn't like being touched.

Emoturtle.

What's that message?

Empathic animal influence via ecology.

Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You lucky little goofball! An iron ticket materialises in your hand!
A putrid stench washes over you as the foliage withers and rots before your eyes. Decaying into a foul sludge, the ichor seeps back into the ground and the Ebonglom Crown is revealed beneath it.

Way to ruin a serious ritual.

Edit: And again!

You lucky little fink! An iron ticket materialises in your hand!
You have earned a new honour within the Glomdoring Forest!
Brennan Stormcrow takes the steaming corpse of the baby and holds it over the Ebonglom Crown until it is covered with blood.

You adorable little puffball! You have ritually slaughtered thirteen babies since last week! A new high score!

Now now, it was only my fourth this week!

Slacker!