Quotes 7

by Arix

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Daraius2011-08-20 12:23:20
QUOTE (Ytran @ Aug 20 2011, 03:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I missed the other quiz?

Stupid computer stuff. sad.gif


There will be more, don't worry.
Eritheyl2011-08-21 00:36:30
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(The House): Kreon says, "Willing slaves they have become, blissful ignorance their
sheltering haven - still prey to silent Gods, prayer beads in hand."

(The House): You say, "Tosha?"

(The House): Vasnier says, "Or Seren."

(The House): Vasnier says, "It's Seren."
Xiel2011-08-21 05:27:25
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You point your staff at a kephera warrior, and the burning ball at its tip flares and shoots a
stream of liquid fire that blasts a kephera warrior, scorching his flesh.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
You focus on your wasted efforts, resolving yourself to shift forward the damage.
A kephera warrior is blown to smithereens.
You have slain a kephera warrior.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Your mind propels the corpse of a kephera warrior into your hands.


I can't help but make a suspicious.gif face whenever big crits happen now. Yessssss.
Daraius2011-08-23 15:24:20
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Ooohing and ahhhing, you make a great fuss over a monk disciple in green robes's choice of hair style, clothes, and good looks.

look monk

Of a mixed breed, this Loboshigaru stands tall and lanky. Unkempt and matted, his fur is covered in sweat and it's once glossy shine has now been lost from hours of training. Beady eyes dart about, always alert and searching for signs of enlightenment he may follow. He is dressed in simple green robes.
Kyair2011-08-25 00:05:38
The rustling of leaves and the murmur of wind through branches precedes the entry of Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer.

Lendren curtseys respectfully before Hoaracle.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Ohoh."

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Well, look at this."

Hoaracle peers about Himself unscrupulously.

Lendren tilts her head curiously.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says to Lendren, "You are rather perceptive, small one. Even I did not realise that I was visible to mortal eyes!"

Hoaracle inhales deeply before releasing a loud rumble, producing a characteristic 'hoom' as the air leaves His lungs.

Lendren blushes furiously.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says, "Back to My duties."

Hoaracle coughs softly.

Hoaracle waves goodbye.

Lendren waves goodbye at Hoaracle.

Birdsong and the rustling of leaves murmur through the aether as Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer fades out of the surrounding environment.

Lendren shuffles her feet uneasily.







I luffs the Dreamer. <3
Anita2011-08-25 00:23:57
(Serenwilde): Baigoti (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "Heh. These cheupeds remind me of
Hecton."

Fuzzy Li'l Furrikin, Hecton D'Varden, Dreamer's Vanguard says, "They just aren't used to fast
learner's I guess."

You give a horrified gasp.

Hecton blinks.

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "They do?"

(Serenwilde): Rivius (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How so?"

You say, "Probably because they're gnawing on his leg."

You nod your head sagely.

Hecton rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Serenwilde): Baigoti (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "They're small, fuzzy, and they
constantly go after your legs."

Hecton rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "Ha!"

You say, "See!"


Made my day smile.gif
Daraius2011-08-25 06:07:28
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Someone powerful's divine voice echoes across the land, "Off!"


I really hope that's what I think it was. laugh.gif
Aithera2011-08-25 06:56:42
QUOTE (Daraius @ Aug 25 2011, 07:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I really hope that's what I think it was. laugh.gif


Not quite. It was in response to someone else shouting "ON"
Daraius2011-08-25 14:15:44
Aww, dang. I'll just reject your reality and substitute my own.
Naralis2011-08-25 20:09:22
QUOTE (Lorina @ Aug 4 2011, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
** Stupid Pharamon, not coming around so we can marry... **

This retriever is the picture of regal composure, complete with a rich gold-hued coat. His eyes are
slanted and narrow, a look of friendliness and intelligence playing across his expression. Muscular
and sturdy shoulders give way to a slightly sloping back. He appears well balanced, and would make
an excellent addition for a hunting campaign. He is called 'Xom.'
A golden retriever is not one to be trifled with.
He weighs about 100 pounds.
He is loyal to Lord Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Hammer of The Dagger.
You cannot see what a golden retriever is holding.

** Ah ha! Let's hit the dog once and relieve some stress. **

5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff reti
You detect nothing here by that name.
5544h, 7500m, 7920e, 10p, 20400en, 35400w eixb-point staff retriever
Pointing your staff at a golden retriever, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A golden
retriever gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a golden retriever struggles for one
last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a golden retriever.
Your mind propels the corpse of a golden retriever into your hands.

You sent the following message to Pharamon: About the dog...I had no idea I would get a critical hit...

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Lorina. I <3 you, but hun.... YOU ARE A DEMIGODDESS! -facedesk-
Unknown2011-08-26 02:42:10
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You hear an ominous sound, and a dull pain stab throbs throughout your head.
You hear strange whispers, and a sharp pain stabs you between the eyes.
You scream in pain just before dying instantly as your head explodes.
You have been slain by Krellan.
A plug of coltsfoot falls out of your inventory.
A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.
A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
His eyes turning into starry orbs of pitch black, Shuyin gazes deep into your eyes. You feel his
thoughts boring into your own and you cannot resist the plundering of your spiritual essence. Shuyin
cries out in triumph and you cannot help but scream in abject pain and humiliation as the core of
your very self is laid bare before you.

Did I get truenamed after I was dead? unsure.gif
Ixion2011-08-27 01:48:11
New skill and deathsight!

You gaze at XX and release the full force of your excorable gland from your eyes in a wave of dark and destructive energy. XX visibly weakens as his body starts to decay.
The dark energy tears through XX's flesh, which flakes from his bones in large chunks. His eyes glass over and he falls to the ground, still.
You have slain XX.

XX's soul is torn to shreds by the corrupting power of Supreme Commander Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade
Lorina2011-08-27 02:24:27
Gah morbid D:
Dynami2011-08-27 03:23:27
I want to be able to shoot lazors from my eyes. sad.gif

If there will be a Celestian version, can we shoot it from our mouths? deal.gif
Ixion2011-08-27 03:38:28
You have OP divinus damage. I'm chargin' mah lazerrrr!

Aerotan2011-08-27 05:37:05
I thought Divinus was supposed to be less effective against pretty much anything not undead and vice versa?
Razenth2011-08-27 05:46:14
No, it gets a major boost against undead. Excorable gets a minor boost against all non undead. And only works against players; denizens go by denizen, though the undead template has a major weakness to divinius in it so it goes in line with the player effect. I don't think non-undead have comparable minor weaknesses to excorable though.
Ixion2011-08-27 06:06:46
laugh.gif

The ghost of a kephera warrior says, "Ixion! Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just a necrophiliac?"
Rivius2011-08-27 16:58:40
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(Glade): Qistrel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, it's the slaghora'ruin."
lrx-

(Glade): Qistrel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It is an evil bean that wishes to destroy faethorn."
elrx-


(Glade): Ryylaet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bean?"
elrx-


(Glade): Gaelwyn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah I see."
elrx-


(Glade): Qistrel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Er, being."
elrx-


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Dynami2011-08-27 17:29:21
QUOTE (Ixion @ Aug 27 2011, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
laugh.gif

The ghost of a kephera warrior says, "Ixion! Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just a necrophiliac?"

wtf.gif

Was that an insanity message...?