Lord Daem of Relentless Darkness says, "I seem to remember something Siam taught
me once."

Daem ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Lord Daem of Relentless Darkness says, "What was it?"

You ask Valonah, "Are you alright, dear?"

Smirking confidently, Daem and Isael casually bump fists.

Lord Daem of Relentless Darkness says, "Ahah! I think I got that down."




So cute!

In a narrow access passage.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. This service tunnel obviously serves as
a shorcut between major tunnels, allowing workers to come quickly back and forth. Here in the centre
of this long narrow tunnel, is a small breakroom, with a bench and a small table bolted to the floor.
An outdated calendar hangs on the wall showing the babe of the month. She is holding masonry tools
in her hands and has a hard hat perched on her pretty head.
You see exits leading north and southeast.

At first I thought "babe" referred to a baby and I went "Awww!" but then I realized it's actually referring to a woman.

Until you pointed it out...

Man, am I slow today!

The Nil is a skoll. @_@

An old player?

Right.

Sorry for the length! But this made my morning happier.


(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "So. I found this out. If you seduce bards, they'll run away. Even if
they are following you."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "The wandering bards in the roads and mountains, that is."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Well... you did come on a little strong... and I totally wasn't follow...
oh."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Those bards."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Carry on then."
(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "They hate being upstaged."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "I want to come up with bardic puns, but my brain isn't functioning well
enough..."
(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "So we should scale them back?"
(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "You're having treble?"
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Well, if your brain isn't working very well, I could lead you to a Great
Library..."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Wait, bards, not scholars."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Bah. You people are mean. And clever."
(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "Puns are a bass pleasure of mine when i'm not inflicting violins on
people."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Don't make me stab you."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Ooh. I'll take note of that."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Bam. I get one. Okay, no more effort for me."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "Oh. Inflicting violins. I love it. Fantastic."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Yes, always violins before luting."
(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "You are really putting a damper on things."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Eh, I think the puns just sort of struck a chord with us."
(Serenwilde): Hoernath says, "We can drum up a few more if you'd like."
(Serenwilde): Ryylaet says, "I'm jealous I can't come up with any. I'll just tune you out, I guess."
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "I'd say I wasn't tempted, but that'd make me a lyre."
(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "That was mine, damnit."
(Serenwilde): Raeri says, "Do you really have to keep harping on about it?"
(Serenwilde): Lhaar says, "Not to toot my own horn, but I think my puns are pretty good."
(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "You are such a flat minor."

Wut

That does give some rather... odd mental pictures.

He is worst song, played on ugliest guitar.

Oh, Barrin.

and more:


(Guild): Person (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And thus we see the great skill of Magnagora. Truly we should respond appropriately."
(Guild): Person (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Perhaps a nap?"


one last one:

So I checked tar list for giggles;
variable. Command
just Don't look delicious


Wth?

I suspect that Sior and friends are all giggling right now as their patch-time funnies are discovered.

(x): You say, "So Skype."

(x): You say, "How the hell do I make it work?"

(x): You say, "It is a mystery."

(x): Tygandre says, "You tell me your skype name."

(x): Laxinova says, "You smack it upside the head."

(x): You say, "With a bat?"

(x): Laxinova says, "With your bat."

(x): You say, "...Laxi, I love you."

(x): Tygandre says, "Bow chicka wow wow."

(x): Laxinova says, "Kind of like turkey slapping."

(x): You say, "Turkey slappi..."

(x): Elana says, "Eh, he's not an igasho."

(x): You say, "I'm not going to ask."

(x): Laxinova says, "It's a term I first heard on Australian big brother."

Variable Command
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any way I can leave and rejoin the group in a moment?

*ahem*

At least it's better than the toxins I got before; I can actually *use* this for something instead of re-gifting to the first Serenguard I see. And I am thankful, since I know some people get none the entire promo, but Ironbeard you slacker! -shakefist-

No, no, no, Ironbeard! don't give him gold. He'll gamble it away!! *flee*

Hey! I am not a Serenguard. Thank you for the poisons though.