Quotes 7

by Arix

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Neos2011-09-09 02:21:28
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(Team Awesome): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No one loiter in Faethorn unless you believe in the power of your legs."

Thalkros2011-09-09 21:15:26
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<>: Fain says, "Thalkros, I am a generous god."

<>: Fain says, "You are but the messenger."

Spasms of acute pain suddenly wrack your body, twisting your insides in vicious knots. Your flesh rips painfully apart, revealing mounds of disgusting, disease-ridden maggots which burst from your skin as the world seems to grow larger and larger. The mocking laughter of (Fain, of the Red Masque) rings in your ears as your transformation into a filthy maggot is complete.
Your race is now that of Maggot.


Fain doesn't kill the Messenger... he just maggots them T_T (did make me lol though)
Unknown2011-09-10 01:21:13
Tut tut tut. Good messengers are hard to come by.
Ryboi2011-09-10 12:37:10
Beneath his scruffy grey beard, this exceptionally rotund dwarf's face shows the ruddy signs of a fondness for strong ale. His face is perpetually crinkled in cheer, dark eyes twinkling with kind benevolence. Simple but elegant, Ironbeard's outfit of dark trousers, a long-sleeved white tunic belted with thick black rope, and a suede vest is topped off by a slightly tattered chocolate-coloured hat with a wide brim. The straps of a satchel line his chest, the canvas of the bag hitched over his broad back bulging with assorted shapes. A dwarven battleaxe with curious sigils etched into the shining double blades lies tucked beneath the satchel, still within easy reach.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous does not even register your presence as a threat.
He weighs about 220 pounds.
He has a slight resistance to cutting damage.
He has a slight resistance to blunt damage.
He has a moderate resistance to magic damage.
He has a slight resistance to fire damage.
He has a slight resistance to cold damage.
He has a moderate resistance to poison damage.
You cannot see what Ironbeard the Magnanimous is holding.


Why would you hurt Ironbeard??
Ssaliss2011-09-10 12:48:42
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Person says, "Hmm, ironbeard is here."
Person says, "Want to kill him so we can all see if he drops gifts?"

Person says, "I want to see if his corpse drops presents."
Sakr2011-09-10 13:49:27
heh. I got a present after saying that, so it worked.. somewhat
Unknown2011-09-11 03:22:12
QUOTE (Ryboi @ Sep 10 2011, 07:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why would you hurt Ironbeard??


Those just look like standard dwarf resistances.
Unknown2011-09-11 15:33:55
Ironbeard is actually Maeve's scandalous jobojo-lover.
Unknown2011-09-11 17:36:38
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(*): Tokani (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Who should I Pledge to out of the surpernals?"
(*): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The cat one."


Ryboi2011-09-11 21:11:43
(*): Someone says, "Welcome to lagsternia."
Anita2011-09-12 00:53:30
Xiran tells you, "Might need to form a standby coven for Ryylaet."

*second later*

Alacardael has been squished under the mighty foot of Ryylaet Talnara, the Taskmaster.

Xiran tells you, "Oh!"
Unknown2011-09-12 01:22:17
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You say, "Er, anyone have something that can blind?"

Dust suddenly and painfully gusts into your eyes.

A crackling yellow joule flares to blinding brilliance suddenly, ribbons of incandescent energy
scourging your eyes.
Your eye immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an illusion.

Shedrin sends a tendril of shadows into your face. You try to cry out as your vision is blotted and
spears of pain stab into your eye sockets.

The Quintessential Mandala of Resplendent Harmony suddenly begins to glow from its place over
Tulemrah's chest until its many gemstones shine with a near-blinding incandescence before dimming to
its normal brilliance, ripples of harmonic energy emanating for several moments after.

You say, "And Tulemrah's mandala makes a noble effort."

Tulemrah gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Unknown2011-09-12 06:22:05
QUOTE (Anita @ Sep 12 2011, 08:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Xiran tells you, "Might need to form a standby coven for Ryylaet."

*second later*

Alacardael has been squished under the mighty foot of Ryylaet Talnara, the Taskmaster.

Xiran tells you, "Oh!"


Hmph, lag victories. Seriously though, what is up with the lag sad.gif


(The Equinox): Sidd says, "VITALITY DOWN, KEEELLLL."

All our druid converts evolve into incoherent tribal men after x amount of time.
Ixion2011-09-12 07:57:31
Suklub, a roulette spinner winks at Silvanus as he places a bet of 30000 sovereigns on 13.

Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to Silvanus, "We have a winner! You've won 1050000 gold!"

The ball finally settles down on 00.
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 850000 gold!" The stakes for your winning bets are returned to you, along with your winnings.

biggrin.gif
Sakr2011-09-12 10:50:29
Lair of the Ebonglom Wyrdling.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first thing to hit about this
area is the heavy stench, a smell of decay and excrement that overpowers the senses. The end of the
path to the east leads into this abhorrent pit. Thick white slime coats the walls, falling from the
ceiling in bulky globs. The floor itself is thick and slippery, trails of yellow and brown running
through a pool of clear ooze. Whatever rock structure once existed here is now invisible behind the
cumulative excretions. The massive bulk of the Ebonglom Wyrdling lies in coils upon the floor. There
are 10 dark nighthags here. The scent of death radiates from a mangled corpse impaled here upon a
sharpened pole. There are 20 shadowlord widowriders here.
You see a single exit leading east.
A dark nighthag turns her gaze to you momentarily.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at you.
A shadowlord widowrider nods to you as he leads his giant black widow around.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at you.
A shadowlord widowrider nods to you as he leads his giant black widow around.
A shadowlord widowrider nods to you as he leads his giant black widow around.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at you.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at you.
A shadowlord widowrider nods to you as he leads his giant black widow around.


Respect censor.gif
Neos2011-09-12 14:28:24
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(Team Awesome): Shuyin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Getting more ladies."

Never enough ladies for Shuyin.
Unknown2011-09-12 15:08:10
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Sep 12 2011, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Never enough ladies for Shuyin.


Shuyin needs all ze lovely ladies.
Unknown2011-09-12 15:45:35
Pretty soon, he'll be coming for your daughters, too.
Hazar2011-09-12 21:56:45
(Glomdoring): Sidd says, "Rebolt."
Talan2011-09-12 22:24:35
QUOTE (Zarquan @ Sep 12 2011, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty soon, he'll be coming for your daughters, too.

Too late sad.gif