After a bunch of tiny little bets after the slot machine's unveiling:

Innovator Shuyin says, "Surely, if no one has scored a big win, it's bound to go to the next brave one."

Haiden drops 500 gold sovereigns into a draconicon slot machine, the tinkling of the coins echoing in your ears.

Haiden pulls down on the lever attached to a draconicon slot machine. It comes to life, reels spinning quickly as bumblebees, dolphins, spiders, skulls and dragons fly past.

A draconicon slot machine's eyes light up as a deep rumbling issues from its depths, reminiscent of a dragon's roar. The reels slowly stop spinning until a bumblebee, a bumblebee, and a dolphin are left displayed. It quickly spits out a stream of 250 gold sovereigns at Haiden.

You say, "What weenie little bets."

Haiden drops 500 gold sovereigns into a draconicon slot machine, the tinkling of the coins echoing in your ears.

Haiden pulls down on the lever attached to a draconicon slot machine. It comes to life, reels spinning quickly as bumblebees, dolphins, spiders, skulls and dragons fly past.

A draconicon slot machine's eyes light up as a deep rumbling issues from its depths, reminiscent of a dragon's roar. The reels slowly stop spinning until a dolphin, a spider, and a dolphin are left displayed. It quickly spits out a stream of 500 gold sovereigns at Haiden.

You drop 50000 gold sovereigns into a draconicon slot machine, the tinkling of the coins echoing in your ears.

You pull down on the lever attached to a draconicon slot machine. It comes to life, reels spinning quickly as bumblebees, dolphins, spiders, skulls and dragons fly past.

Innovator Shuyin says, "Haha what."

A draconicon slot machine's eyes light up as a deep rumbling issues from its depths, reminiscent of a dragon's roar. The reels slowly stop spinning until a skull, a dolphin, and a skull are left displayed. It quickly spits out a stream of 400000 gold sovereigns at you.

Pesukaru points at you and laughs heartily.

"Oooooooooh!" Laxinova says to you, eyes wide with wonder.

Utterly entranced, Nataely emits a long "Ooooh."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Haiden looks at you in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Innovator Shuyin says, "..."

Nataely Primrose, the Copper Paradigm says, "Jackpot!"

Haiden narrows her eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

Shuyin opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Innovator Shuyin says, "Well then."

Haiden cuffs you upside your head.

Haiden flails about helplessly.

Preening vainly, you say, "I am indeed glorious."

Of course, then Pesukaru wins 1.2mil after me, but still. Giggle.

glittering diamond piercing needles here. There are 2 iridescent pearl needles here. Twinkling and
gleaming, a large pile of golden sovereigns rests on the ground.
You see a single exit leading up (closed door).
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"Also, it's your own damned fault >_>."
3363h, 5214m, 6033e, 10p, 14505en, 24060w


O.o

Ixion jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.


Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade says, "For good measure."

Miciah laughs out loud at Ixion.

Astraea tugs her chin thoughtfully.

Ixion nods his head at himself.

You jab an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Innovator Shuyin says, "Why not."

Provost Tulemrah, Tender of Breezes says, "Why would you out yourself with so little information?"

You say, "Just in case."

Viynain rolls on the floor, laughing.

You twiddle your thumbs.

Qiriis Ysav'rai, Echo of the Wyrd says, "Would not a good detective determine something in one night?"

Lord Grandmagus Illustrious Revan n'Kylbar II Esquire, the Silver Tongued says, "Oh come on."

Shuyin jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Sidd says, "The Eliron effect."

Miciah jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Miciah rolls on the floor, laughing.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says, "And so we just get no proof of Jula's claim?"

Astraea jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Rika Talnara, Snow Phoenix says, "Yes, you don't out the innocents if you don't have an assassin to offer."

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade says, "Wow people followed me."

Meprion jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Sidd jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade says, "Haha wow."

Astraea Nightshade says, "Perhaps."

Solanis Talnara says, "Everyone hates revan though."

Shedrin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Viynain jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Innovator Shuyin says, "We can blame ixion for this."

Elana jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

Revan gives a pained sigh.

Rika Talnara, Snow Phoenix says, "I say vote Shuyin."

Innovator Shuyin says, "Remember this Revan."

Magistrate Shedrin Shevat says, "Don't vote Revan."

Rika jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Solanis Talnara says, "Are we ready to lynch Revan or."

Astraea Nightshade asks, "Why Shuyin?"

Tulemrah creases her brow in a frown.


Master Mage Viynain Erid'in says, "I am up for Shuyin as well."

Magistrate Shedrin Shevat says, "Revan hasn't been lunatic in about twenty games."

Shedrin nods his head sagely.

Rika Talnara, Snow Phoenix says, "Are you all going to let Shuyin lead you all on again?"

Master Mage Viynain Erid'in says, "Because he is a wily goat."

Innovator Shuyin says, "All right well I'm populace, I'm fine with you voting me. But when I come out as populace."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Shadowed Cadence says to Jula, "No proof and now we're not supposed to touch you?"

Innovator Shuyin says, "Do me a favour and kick out Rika."

Sidd says, "I thought it was Ixion starting that one."

Aquamage Miciah Ves'ril, of the Furious Tides says, "When in doubt, Revan out. Remember the phrase!"

Innovator Shuyin says, "I'll call that my victory."

Ecclesiar Jula says, "You should heed my words."

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade says, "I did start it, on Revan."

Astraea jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Rika laughs melodically at Shuyin.

Eria jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Astraea ponders the situation.

Viynain peers about himself unscrupulously.

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade says, "For good measure."

Viynain jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Aquamage Miciah Ves'ril, of the Furious Tides says, "Oh dear."

Jula jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Eliron jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Innovator Shuyin says, "Remember this."

Gwenaelle jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Revan jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Solanis Talnara says, "Counterlynching Rika is not a very good plan."

Innovator Shuyin says, "But I'm populace."

Miciah jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Solanis jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

Qiriis ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Shedrin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Miciah puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Jula ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Innovator Shuyin says, "Well I'll show you."

Tulemrah jabs an angry finger toward Revan, voting to lynch him.

You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."

Ixion jabs an angry finger toward Shuyin, voting to lynch him.

The populace turns toward Shuyin, shouting his name angrily. A furious mob forces him up to the
gallows while he protests, terrified. A noose is looped about his neck and he barely has time to
gabble out a prayer before the executioner pulls the lever, hanging him with a gruesome crack.
Documents of citizenship fall from his pocket, revealing him to be a member of the populace!

It is now night one.

As the sun is swallowed by the earth and the stars begin to appear, you proceed home, racing against
the darkness to settle into your bed, silently praying to see morning.

Context: I had just made a comment about how I almost accidentally misfired a mention of how I enjoy the hilarity of Ladies Astraea and Talan (with a touch more offensive language) on OT, and then how Astraea would have been forced to act ICly to said comment (which was pretty offensive).

(Clan): Astraea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I would have assumed it was some fad
you picked up in Delport."

(Clan): Astraea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "All those leather daddy Delportians."

(Clan): Astraea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Zee safe verd eez 'popziccle'"

- After dusting off their long-accumulated stash, the Aquamancers have most graciously funded our game of Vengeance. Given the Lord Exalted's well-known propensity for... ah... eloquence and embellishment, our own game promises to be nothing but spectacular!

You tell Princess Kelly McCloud, "Baha."


Kelly tells you, "Eh?"


You tell Princess Kelly McCloud, "You make us sound like we're hermits that sit on our guildhall shining our gold and hording it."

Kelly tells you, "Ha, I was thinking more like dragons sitting on your treasure."


You tell Princess Kelly McCloud, "Teehee. That works too!"

Where I am the dragon and to the right is Inagin, to the left some poor Celestine forced to face me for my gold. There was another picture I was thinking of but I couldn't find it on my computer. It was of a dragon surrounded by gold coins and jewelry, reading a book.

Also:

Message #2335 Sent by: Lorina
10/13 04:31 "Mages of Arches, I have safely deposited twentry-four thousand gold pieces made up of sixty-eight percent gold and thirdty-four percent feces to the noble guild of mages that move water."

Now I know how people feel about the increase in price for guild credits.

(Del Siarani): Miciah says, "It's okay, ur'mad bro."

Thank you, your bug has been submitted as bug 20000.

To herald in the new age of quick bug report responses from our lovely anomaly, we shall roll over the dial on the bugometer!

For those of you who are curious, my bug was that http://old.lusternia.com currently redirects to a site about Starcraft 2, which is sad because I still use that site for some of the archived material that wasn't transferred to the new site.

A cerulean blue thunderbird trots in with head high, butting Crazy Hakhim gently with his head.

The...hell? :lol:

Isn't Crazy Hakhim a ratchatcher in Achaea? Shallam, if memory serves...

Indeed, it was fixed six minutes after I sent it!

Iosai is relatively (or perhaps even absolutely) awesome :)

The first player to get four of his tiles in a row wins.

So when playing Tessera do you get a bonus if you play against your sister and call her pretty sneaky?

this amused me

48665 an apple-shaped ruby vial the poison crotamine 49 *

cute.

Tully drops a marble tessera board.
Tully begins a game of Tessera with an abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf. (Board number
326577.)
Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Oh, I did it, I'm playing with myself."
Tully chuckles long and heartily.
Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
Tully drops a tile in column 1.
An abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf drops a tile in column 3.

Inside a baroquely decorated tomb.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A soft glow fills the interior of
this tomb from the burnished oil lamps on shelves carved into the walls. Delicate engravings of
roses and angels fill the walls of gold-veined rose marble. A full-sized statue of a very beautiful
gnome woman stands in the center the western wall. Carved from white marble, the hair has been
painted a rich dark colour and the eyes painted blue, while the statue is clothed in an actual,
elaborately embroidered silk dress. Live rose bushes grow in the flower boxes on either side of the
statue. Wide stairs descend into the ground. The area, spotless, glows with a soft golden light. A
plump toy penguin is here, patched together with bits of wood and cloth. An abnormally large
figurine of a squat dwarf is here, holding a mop with one hand and a bucket with wheels at his feet.
A tessera board stands here, supported by a column of crackled marble. Tully, Janitor of the Basin
is here. He wields Tully's Original Golden Broom in his left hand and the Gnomish Fizgigo Sparkatron
9000 in his right.
You see exits leading down (open door) and out.


Tully drops a tile in column 2.

You ask, "Want to play a game, for fun?"
An abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf contemplates the next move.
Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Yes, right after I play with myself."

Revan has been fatally enlightened by a covert Illuminatus in a vengeance game.
Saran has been reduced to a puddle of putrefied flesh in a vengeance game.
Mirami has gruesomely imploded due to dysbaric pressure in a vengeance game.
The disguised Illuminati have eradicated the Board of Directors and foiled Operation Crucible in the
Time of the Taint Wars.

Nihta has been aged to nothingness in a vengeance game.
Adrienne has been stabbed in the confusion of a fire blossom storm in a vengeance game.
The Freedom Council has routed the spies of Hallifax in the Time of the Taint Wars. This great
victory will surely be a day for history to recall!

Good timing.

(The Equinox): Azula says, "And for a moment I thought you guys performed orgies of death instead of scwho."

So I found a spelling error in an alias of mine but...

5820h, 6000m, 6300e, 10p, 24900en, 27900w exdb-garnet
outr 1 cgarnet
crystalspin ogarnet
inr 1 cgarnet
You remove 1 cgarnet, bringing the total in the rift to 170.
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Placing a garnet crystal on the palm of your hand, you match your vibration to the crystal's core
which causes it to float up and then settle into an orbit around you.

Why did that work? o.0

Aural Tildarmin yells, "Ever dream of being a pilot? Or perhaps your strength in empathing? Or do you want to feel the power of the battle turret in your hands? Contact Admiral Shric about joining the Royal Celestian Navy!"

Something about that second sentence (fragment)...

White Hart stomps the ground, narrowing his eyes upon you as he charges forward with horrifying speed. In the time-span of a single heartbeat, his antlers gore your tender flesh and hoist you screaming from the ground, raising you up on his horns before thrusting you down hard against the forest floor. Blood spills from your skewered body as you begin to laugh, cursing the Serenwilde Forest with your final breath.

Awesome.