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by Arix

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Unknown2010-11-13 10:41:14
He's actually not that bad. Just super new.
Lilian2010-11-13 15:41:46
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Serenguard Rivius, Property of Aerys says, "Who would I beat in THIS guild though."
Rivius sways back and forth.
You say, "Me?"
You say, "I'm naked right now."
"Eep!", Kolm screams in fright.
Rivius peers about himself unscrupulously.
Warden Kolm, Lord Cu'Sith says, "WHAT?!?!"
Kolm places both hands over his eyes, blocking the world from sight.
Rivius places both hands over his eyes, blocking the world from sight.
You say, "Not...literally..."
Warden Kolm, Lord Cu'Sith exclaims, "First LESSON!!! NO WANDERING NAKED NOW YOU ARE A GUARD!!"


Wonder how they'd react to the moondancer attire ghelp?
Aoife2010-11-13 15:46:41
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Nov 13 2010, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wonder how they'd react to the moondancer attire ghelp?


Emoted removal of their eyes?
Lendren2010-11-13 15:47:23
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Nov 13 2010, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wonder how they'd react to the moondancer attire ghelp?

That's not a "they", it's just Kolm.
Lilian2010-11-13 15:50:51
QUOTE (Lendren @ Nov 13 2010, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's not a "they", it's just Kolm.


Rivius covered his eyes too >_>
Furien2010-11-13 16:11:46
More Warriors to hide behind.

Hell yeah.
Casilu2010-11-13 18:36:36
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Nov 13 2010, 07:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wonder how they'd react to the moondancer attire ghelp?


They don't know that naked forging is one of the world's great pleasures.
Ilyssa2010-11-13 20:31:42
(Paladins): Dristig says, "I am... a simple man. I follow orders. If you want it dead, I will kill it. If you want it alive, I will kill it slightly less. I do not pretend to understand all this ulterior motive nonsense."
Vathael2010-11-14 01:41:47
sip bromide
You take a drink from a diamond vial.
Ah, the soothing bromides help strengthen your ego.
3795h, 3900m, 3157e, 10p, 12735en, 17645w lrxk- <*BHSPFA> {88.073} +666

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Lilia2010-11-14 05:57:47
Novice is trying to find Fraesic:

Bain arrives from the north.

Prav raises his hand in greeting to Bain and says "Hi!"

Prav points accusingly at Fraesic Sunfar, Keeper of the Matrix.
Fraesic Sunfar, Keeper of the Matrix gazes out across the skies, a distant look
in his eyes.

He's a little emo isn't he? "I guess you could learn from me, you know, as long as I don't have to look you in the eye or anything."
Unknown2010-11-14 06:09:16
QUOTE (Lilia @ Nov 14 2010, 05:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as long as I don't have to look you in the eye or anything."

Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone has said that to me...
Casilu2010-11-14 06:10:51
I have TP, I can't fight outside my demesne
You can't fight in it either.
Neos2010-11-14 06:32:12
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 14 2010, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have TP, I can't fight outside my demesne
You can't fight in it either.

Why must you parade the truth around like that Casi? sad.gif
Aoife2010-11-14 08:49:20
QUOTE

Mayor: Briaria
Divine Patron: Kalikai, the Crimson Eye
Freedom Council: Lyria, Relk, and Aleria
Divine Pantheon: Kalikai
Vernal Ascendants: (nobody)
Ambassador: (Vacant)
Minister of Power: Penelope
Treasurer: Akui
Steward: (Vacant)
Minister of Trade: Egran
Chancellor: (Vacant)
Minister of Cultural Affairs: (Vacant)
Librarian: Sksez


Unknown2010-11-14 09:07:13
You've also got to note that Sksez is inactive, and doesn't even show up in CITIZENS anymore.

Edit: That said, obviously, it's not going to stay like this for long.
Furien2010-11-14 09:33:00
Everybody on that list that isn't an Ama'rua is, more or less, gone.

The entire rule caste of Gaudiguch has up and abandoned the city wholesale.

The delicious humour is that the next group up are probably relatively clueless newbies, all adopted by Aleria.
Unknown2010-11-14 09:40:22
I keep saying it, someone should raid Gaudiguch into the ground.
Unknown2010-11-14 09:48:49
QUOTE
Shulamit peers at a bright orange pumpkin keg unscrupulously.

You say, "What pumpkin?"

Shulamit points accusingly at a bright orange pumpkin keg.

You scoop up a bright orange pumpkin keg.

You say, "I see no pumpkin."

Shulamit looks about in confusion.

Trademistress Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "It was...just there."

Shulamit creases her brow in a frown.

Trademistress Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "Not insane!"

Shulamit stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.

Shulamit sits down.

You give Shulamit the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You drop a bright orange pumpkin keg.

Shulamit frowns at a bright orange pumpkin keg.

Ensign Anrisi says, "...pumpkins..."

Trademistress Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "There it is again!"

Ensign Anrisi says, "They haunt my dreams."

Shulamit points accusingly at a bright orange pumpkin keg.

You scoop up a bright orange pumpkin keg.

Shulamit creases her brow in a frown.

Trademistress Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "It went away again."

Shulamit creases her brow in a frown.

You scratch your head in confusion.

Shulamit glares about herself, upset with the world.

Ensign Anrisi says to Shulamit, "It haunts you too..."

Ensign Anrisi says, "You see it, and then..."

Trademistress Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "Keeeeeeg."

Ensign Anrisi says, "It's disappeared with the wind."

I think I read too much MSPaint Adventures. I'm having way too much fun with this pumpkin. superninja.gif

A few people will get what I am doing here at least.
Naralis2010-11-14 10:50:13
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Oct 24 2010, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
http://lusternia.com/players.php?lookup=la...tra=description

golden

dragon

milk



MY EYES!!!

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Ileein2010-11-14 11:42:28
That's silly, anyway. Dragons are reptiles and wouldn't have milk.