Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2011-11-07 03:45:40
Akui tells you, "Ok, I have fixed the painting. Come see!"


A spacious lobby in the Syrinx Plaza Hotel.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A quickly painted, slap-dash sign has
been hung over something here, reading "SOUTHGARD CLOSED DUE TO ARMOUR INFESTATION! (This means you,
Archmage.)". Gazing about with an air of dignity, Gathelta Highwater stands here. Connoisseur Akui
is here, shrouded. She wields a consecrated lyre of platinum in her left hand.
You see exits leading north, northwest, up, and out (open door).
Ixion2011-11-07 10:00:01
At least you get some amusement out of it :) In my defense I released them to help with bug fixes, and not entirely to grief you.
Sakr2011-11-07 10:48:23
Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade (Male Demigod Changeling).
Request Denied.
Lawliet2011-11-07 13:29:52
Falcon:

Kalas Ixion, The Devouring Blade (Male Demigod Changeling).
Request Denied.


:censor:

I was gonna use that :P
Ixion2011-11-07 13:38:29
You can only use that if

A.) You're Fain.

B.)You shouted it to Kethuru when He first came about and were the only one not to get zapped after talking smack to Him.

*tease*
Rivius2011-11-07 15:34:30
Heh. You were the last person I'd expect to get a scroll, given your bajillion honours.
Lawliet2011-11-07 15:39:04
Rivius:

Heh. You were the last person I'd expect to get a scroll, given your bajillion honours.


Ah, but now he can just claim to have done ALL the quests ever and no one would really doubt him, even if there's two or three missing :P
Unknown2011-11-07 17:50:32
Ixion:

At least you get some amusement out of it :) In my defense I released them to help with bug fixes, and not entirely to grief you.


Oh. Well. It was you? I thought it was Munsia griefing again, and said some things that would make a sailor roll over in his grave. But nah. It was entirely my fault for hitting touch painting then going afk and then coming back and being like WTF WHY AM I DYING before dying.
Unknown2011-11-07 21:26:16
Does that thing prevent Honours FULL, or just Honours?
Ssaliss2011-11-07 21:47:12
All HONORS.
Ssaliss2011-11-08 00:05:06
Tolerance : an unabashed alcoholic

:) Makes me real curious how many levels of tolerance there are...
Xenthos2011-11-08 02:37:55
Phred:

Does that thing prevent Honours FULL, or just Honours?

It is one of the few artifacts I feel is significantly underpriced.

I immediately bought one.

Turns out, you can do illusions with the thing, too. Heh.
Ixion2011-11-08 03:18:41
Xenthos:

It is one of the few artifacts I feel is significantly underpriced.

I immediately bought one.

Turns out, you can do illusions with the thing, too. Heh.


^

Syntax for illusion or was it fixed already?
Siam2011-11-09 03:57:26

(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Ah bugger."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "No I broke m&m."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Oh man i think I fixed it."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Oh man i think I fixed it."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Uh oh."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Uh oh."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Now I'm saying everything twice."
(Bamboozle): Dylara says, "Heh."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Now I'm saying everything twice."
(Bamboozle): Calesta says, "Lol."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Man wtf."
(Bamboozle): Sidd says, "Man wtf."
(Bamboozle): Dylara says, "Uninstall and reinstall maybe?"
(Bamboozle): You say, "Tacita now has two husbands."
(Bamboozle): Lerad (from the Aetherways) says, ".. lol, tweedledee and tweedledum."
(Bamboozle): You say, "We need to make copies of you, Sidd."
(Bamboozle): You say, "Moar droods plz."
Raeri2011-11-09 04:10:14
Ixion:


^

Syntax for illusion or was it fixed already?


Assuming rather than an actual syntax, you change your honours text to illusion of choice. Then you force the other person to honours you.
Rivius2011-11-09 20:00:09
Xenthos:

It is one of the few artifacts I feel is significantly underpriced.

I actually sort of agree. It's easily worth around 400-450.
Unknown2011-11-09 23:52:48
Logged in tonight and found somebody on the road.


You greet an excited young boy with a sincere smile.
An excited young boy exclaims, "Momma says we can't afford a ticket, but I
reaaally wanna see a show at the Wayfaire!"
An excited young boy sniffles softly.
You say to an excited young boy, "The Wayfair is gone, ye better go home."

An excited young boy says, "It's gone?"

You say to an excited young boy, "Yes, sorry about that."

An excited young boy crosses his arms and sulks wildly.

You say to an excited young boy, "When it comes back ye can take ye kids."


A least we can have fun with a few bloopers.
Lilian2011-11-11 14:47:10
2011/11/11 14:35:47 - Coitus stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

Coitus tells you, "I understand. My friend told me to take this name, and he introduced me to lusternia so i thought why not."

Coitus tells you, "That explains him trying to get interruptus as a last name. Ok."


._.
Eritheyl2011-11-11 22:48:18
Discussing my recent blunder in a news post, in which I signed as 'Execumatrux Magnificus'...

(Clan): Morbo says, "Execuficus Magnatrucks."

(Clan): You say, ":(."

(Clan): Morbo says, "Eritheyl's nickname should be Magnatrucks."

(Clan): Shedrin says, "Magnatrucks."

(Clan): You say, "Noooo."

(Clan): Shedrin says, "Transformers in disguise!"

(Clan): Morbo says, "Then he can be a guild administrator, and a transformer."

(Clan): Shedrin says, "Hah."

(Clan): You say, "Ohmygod stop."

(Clan): Tulemrah says, "Heh."
Ixion2011-11-14 16:25:27
Stalker :(

Barrin tells you, "I am watching you little warrior."