Sojiro:

Woo shiny WHO list.

Don't you mean WOO, WHO!

why were the Nexus room names uncapitalised?

Homonyms? HUMMUS BROTHERS!

Tervic:

Homonyms? HUMMUS BROTHERS!

Homophones.

EDIT: Meese is, indeed, correct.

Plural of moose is moose

just like deer is deer and sheep is sheep

Singular of sheep is shoop.

You are already engaged! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect for the institution
of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to marry us while we were still engaged. Shame
on you.

Kialkarkea:

You are already engaged! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect for the institution
of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to marry us while we were still engaged. Shame
on you.

I discovered that some time back.

Sometimes it's the little things that make me love Lusternia.

A person at the flame said that he always accepted, and to try it, so I was going to make a joke. :(

So, today we got a novice in the Institute, named Magnifi.

<>: Elostian says, "Execumatrix Magnificus Magnifi."

:(

Been awhile since I've seen Elostian sneak a comment in somewhere!

It was a pretty fun chat, all things aside.

(House Skyplume): You say, "Eritheyl might have a fit."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "I will."

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "He's old. He'll forget about it very quickly."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "Merf."

(House Skyplume): You say, "Oi, I'm older you know."

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "But you are like fine wine, dear aunt."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "Hah, now you can tease her instead."

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "You improve."

(House Skyplume): You say, "Indeed, indeed."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "What am I then, milk?!"

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "Pops is like meat. Just goes off and smells."

(House Skyplume): You say, "Some people eat that!"

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "Can I at least be cheese? Smellier, but sharper?"

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "Hahaha, fine fine."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "Excellent..."

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "I'm more of a gem - diamond, if you will. Beautiful to look at, expensive...you get the idea."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "Paha!"

(House Skyplume): You say, "Clear and without color, boring if not for overhyped marketing..."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "That sounds better!"

(House Skyplume): Lorus says, "And here's me complimenting you, hmph."

(House Skyplume): Eritheyl (from the Cosmic Plane of Continuum) says, "No child of mine will be a diamond, at least go for something interesting."

(Children of Water): Lorina says, "Wet Nurse Aeral."
(Children of Water): You say, "Excuse me?"
(Children of Water): Lorina says, "You are an aquamancer and a healer."
(Children of Water): Lorina says, "Now leave me alone."

More lulz from Lorina:

Message #2572 Sent by: Lorina
12/06 05:02 "I have deposited 24,000 gold for 10 credits. Signed, with love, Lorina... The Dripping Wet Madwoman of the Briney Depths. Now give me credits."

(*): Laxinova says, "I now pronounce you rift and wife, you may now link your shizzle."
(*): Lorina says, "I link it all night long."

Remind Lorus that as diamonds age they decay back into coal.

You remove a pocketbelt.

You drop 50 pocketbelts.

You drop 50 pocketbelts.

You drop 49 pocketbelts.
You hold no more pocketbelts.

The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. Crackling with energy, the command chair rises up from the floor. There are 180 pocketbelts here.
You see exits leading north, south (closed door), and down.

The end of an era :(

Ssaliss:

The end of an era :(

What did you do with all the herbs?

I'm tempted to say I ate them, but in reality I just dropped them in my shop. Not for sale though.

I was tempted to say that you ate them too.