Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2011-12-28 06:35:07
I tend to play incognito until someone I know wanders past me.
Unknown2011-12-28 07:00:50
(Children of Water): Lorina says, "Resist urge to say Turtle Power!"

(Children of Water): Lorina says, "Oops."

(*): Lorina says, "Panic!"

(Children of Water): Endith says, "Turtle power!!"

(Celest): Azula says, "Or I swear I fill find a big hard boot and murder you with it."

(Celest): Laxinova says, "Naw."

(Children of Water): Sivali says, "Turtle power!"

(Children of Water): Daxi says, "Power to the Turtles!"

(Children of Water): Lorina says, "Hush!"

(*): Lorina says, ">_>."

(*): Sivali says, "<_<."

(*): Sivali says, "I'm just trying to be a good little aqua spout ._."

(*): Sivali says, "Err adept. Whatever I am."

(*): Lorina says, "I can't let Aeral see me mes up."

(Celest): You say, "Wpppppp!"

(Celest): You say, "Ahem."

(Celest): You say, "Wooooooo!"

(*): You say, "Haha."

(*): Lorina says, "Okay, we are safe."


(*): Sivali says, "Rofl."

(Celest): Laxinova says, "Nice mistell award."

(Celest): Shric (from the Aetherways) says, "Err... right."

(*): Lorina says, "As long as she messes up."
Enyalida2011-12-29 06:10:54
(Glade): Oeone says, "Who."

(Serenwilde): Oeone says, "Who."

(*OOC): Rivius says, "Our novice is an owl."
Unknown2011-12-29 07:27:36
Vermilla says, "Let's see...can you make love?"

You gag and sputter.

You exclaim, "Wh-What?!"

You blush furiously.

Vermilla says, "..."

Vermilla says, "I meant the potion!"

You say, "... Oh."

You glance askance.

You say, "Yes."

You say, "I can make love for you."

Vermilla says, "I leave the ohter question up to Stratas to ask."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Vermilla's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Eritheyl2011-12-31 23:54:03
(Clan): Tulemrah says, "I guess I could just tell Iosai directly? Are we allowed to talk to her?"

(Clan): Iosai says, "What's up?"

(Clan): You say, "Hahaha!"

Omnipresence has never been so fly <3
Lilia2012-01-01 12:18:58
Me and Eri are having fun being Ice Angels.


(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): Eritheyl (from the Aetherways) says, "So what do ice angels look like, hmm..."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): You say, "Suped up trills."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): Eritheyl (from the Aetherways) says, "Glassy?"

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): You say, "Bigger wings, prettier, glittery."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): You say, "..."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): You say, "Twilight vampire versions of trill."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): Eritheyl (from the Aetherways) says, "Are we...are we twilight trill."

(Hallifax Cool Kids Club): Eritheyl (from the Aetherways) says, "Loool."
Unknown2012-01-01 16:27:26
I'm still not in the cool kids club. You guys are jerks. :(
Unknown2012-01-01 20:50:32
A vast expanse of glistening white ice.
A mound of fresh-fallen snow lies here, piled up atop the ice.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and northwest.
The nearby mound of snow suddenly explodes, a corpse-blue bursting through and immediately darting
for your leg. You cannot help but scream as fetid, rotten fingers and festering, broken, jagged
nails dig into your leg and quickly pull you beneath the ice...
The bottom of a frozen pit.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. There are 10 slavering icediggers
here. A monstrous icedigger queen lies here, her bloated form covering the entirety of the pit's
bottom. A sparkleberry glistens darkly on the ground.
There are no obvious exits.
6264h, 5715m, 6840e, 10p, 23390en, 26400w esSilrx-ct oh crap
(Celest): You say, "Oh crap."
6264h, 5715m, 6840e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
You howl as a slavering icedigger slashes you with his powerful claws.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
You stagger as a slavering icedigger swings his large arm, claws impacting the side of your head.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
You howl as a slavering icedigger slashes you with his powerful claws.
You howl as a slavering icedigger slashes you with his powerful claws.
A slavering icedigger lunges at you and bites a chunk of flesh out of your arm.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
You become visible once more.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-(sip health)(-6264 Health, -15 Mana, -1440 Ego)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-evokp
sprinkle phial
evoke pentagram
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
(sip health)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
(sip health)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
(sip health)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-
(sip health)
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 5700m, 5400e, 10p, 23400en, 26400w esSilrx-phoenix
(sip health)
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfolds
your body with scorching flames.
The Vault of Heaven.
With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly.
You see a single exit leading down.
The burning flames swirl around you, weaving the broken and frayed threads of your life into a
seamless whole, restoring you painfully to life as you gasp loudly for breath.

Unknown2012-01-02 04:15:48
A gorgeous undead beauty turns her perfect, sapphire eyes towards you and channels a flare of energy
that melts the flesh from your bones.
4123h, 4860m, 5175e, 10p, 27897en, 18900w, 4mo xkb<>-(-2445 Health)

Ow.

Leaning forward surreptitiously, a gorgeous undead beauty whispers uncouth desires in your ears and
your mind is wracked by morbid lust.
2066h, 4860m, 5175e, 10p, 27877en, 18900w, 5mo exkb<>-(-2643 Health)


Also ow.

Gorgeous undead beauties are not Orclach friendly :( (though I have no idea what that second attack uses)
Xiel2012-01-02 04:37:13
Guessing psychic.
Kiradawea2012-01-02 12:54:07
They're not friendly against anyone really. Except Trill.
Saran2012-01-03 02:47:19
(The Calas): Enyalida says, "DAMMIT."
3616h, 4584m, 5340e, 10p, 15940en, 20980w elrx-
(The Calas): Enyalida says, "Out of ecology."
3616h, 4584m, 5340e, 10p, 15940en, 20980w elrx-
(The Calas): Enyalida says, "Er, endurance."
Enyalida2012-01-03 04:24:10
Thank god I'm out of ecology, I didn't like it much.
Xiel2012-01-03 04:37:06


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "No, no. Tthat'sh not it."

Shulamit hums a happy tune.


Lach puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"


Beloch Baruwski lets out a massive belch into the air.


Pesukaru lets out a massive belch into the air.


Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.


Pesukaru Lunarose says to Beloch Baruwski, "I win."


Illuminator Shuyin says, "Yes, a panoply of burps. That should be the key."


Pesukaru nods his head.


Illuminator Shuyin says, "If we can harness it into a semblance of a tune."


You say, "Ah, belching. Surely a sound to make music with all by itself."


Lach nods his head in agreement.


Illuminator Shuyin says, "We might be onto something."


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "On the count of three, evveryone burp."


You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.


Shulamit whispers softly to herself.


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "OnE."


Beloch Baruwski's ears perk up with a sudden interest.


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "Two."


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "Three, Burp!"


Vuris lets out a massive belch into the air.


Beloch Baruwski lets out a massive belch into the air.


Pesukaru lets out a massive belch into the air.


Shuyin lets out a massive belch into the air.


Lach lets out a massive belch into the air.


Pesukaru's ears perk up with a sudden interest.


Lach giggles happily.


You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.


Beloch Baruwski grips his sides and chortles madly.


Pesukaru Lunarose says, "Not everyone burped!"


Pesukaru peers about himself unscrupulously.


Beloch Baruwski exclaims, "Ho aye, that's no way t'do it!"



So cometh the glorious rise of the burping orchestra.
Eritheyl2012-01-05 04:41:57
(Clan): Tulemrah says, "That was awesome with the agnels."

(Clan): Tulemrah says, "Engels."

(Clan): Tulemrah says, "Ea'rja'werh."

Persistent typos, always good for the soul.
Jack2012-01-05 14:21:42
So the scale goes typo -> worse typo -> Crowspeak?
Arix2012-01-05 15:11:52
Crowspeech? with only TWO apostrophes and FOUR vowels? Thats a mispronunciation if I ever saw one
Druken2012-01-05 15:57:40
Arix:

Crowspeech? with only TWO apostrophes and FOUR vowels? Thats a mispronunciation if I ever saw one


Must be a pigdin.

...ohohohohoho
Unknown2012-01-05 16:02:07
So punny!
Ayisdra2012-01-05 17:38:30
Arix:

Crowspeech? with only TWO apostrophes and FOUR vowels? Thats a mispronunciation if I ever saw one


So I saw this and was tempted to post a word that has two apostrophes and four vowels, which do exist, but I decided not to. Oh, you people and how you mock crowtongue.