Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ixion2012-01-05 19:31:15
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Unknown2012-01-05 20:08:02
You say, "Lucky Chimes. Their arrivals are celebrated with sparkly fireworks."

Lyethal bows to Yassyn - the lesson in Influence is over.

Kreon looks about himself suspiciously.

Yassyn begs Lyethal to impart some of the knowledge of Discipline to him.

Enyalida puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Lyethal bows to Yassyn and commences the lesson in Discipline.

Shamanka Enyalida Zayah says, "Dedicants are greeted by..."

Shamanka Enyalida Zayah says, "Nice weather!"

Shamanka Enyalida Zayah says, "And pleasant dreams?"

You grin mischievously at Enyalida.

Lyethal Silverwolf says, "Dancers have it worse."

Lyethal bows to Yassyn - the lesson in Discipline is over.

Lyethal Silverwolf says, "They are greeted by.."

Lyethal points accusingly at Hiriako.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Enyalida gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Anita peers at Lyethal unscrupulously.

Winter Orchid, Anita Tarsuhl says, "Seekers are greeted with nicer things."

Anita quickly ducks down.

Lyethal Silverwolf says, "..er, but they have Anita to make up for it?"

Hiriako grunts noncomitally at Lyethal.

You giggle happily.

Anita snickers softly to herself.

Anita nods her head enthusiastically.
Lawliet2012-01-05 20:44:13
Ayisdra:


So I saw this and was tempted to post a word that has two apostrophes and four vowels, which do exist, but I decided not to. Oh, you people and how you mock crowtongue.


That's totally the equivalent of "I do TOO have a boyfriend, no, he goes to a different school, you don't know him." :P
Jack2012-01-05 23:04:09
The Canadian Girlfriendâ„¢
Raeri2012-01-06 00:25:19
Ayisdra:


So I saw this and was tempted to post a word that has two apostrophes and four vowels, which do exist, but I decided not to. Oh, you people and how you mock crowtongue.


See sig.
Arix2012-01-06 06:34:33
Spirit Warden Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says, "Why is it that everyone always expects me to be married? Is it some kind of joke of reality that I just do not understand?"
Liwase says, "Okay, this is why.."
Liwase says, "Loboshigaru get married."
You say, "You should get married."
Liwase beams broadly.
Tervic stares implacably at you.
Spirit Warden Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says to you, "Go back to your hole, fiend."
Liwase says, "It is the natural action of your kind of race."
Liwase says, "Everyone wants to be banged by one so they get taken the quickest."
Liwase cackles hellishly.
Spirit Warden Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says to Liwase, "For most. And that.... just... what?"
Liwase says, "Now back to my jelly~ And if you are just coming into the conversation, yeah it probally sounds pretty sick."
Liwase says to Tervic, "Ta-Ta!"
Spirit Warden Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says, "I fear for my sanity."
Raising a hand preemtively, Spirit Warden Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says, "Don't say it."
Tervic2012-01-07 02:37:18
Psh, sanity is a relative thing.
Unknown2012-01-07 04:28:07
(): Hiriako (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Scax
wishes to join. Anybody wish to sponsor, and are there any
objections?"
(): Rika says, "Sure. I'll do both!"
(): Sivas says, "I'll sponser!"
(): Rika says, "Sponsor and object!"
(): You say, "Uwah?"
(): Wobou (from Limbo) says, "I object to RIka's combined sponsorship and objection."
(): Raeri says, "I sponsor the objection."
(): You say, "My poor head."
(): Haghan (from the Aetherways) says, "I object to the
sponsorship."
(): Rika says, "I object to Rowena being alive."
(): Rika says, "Wait, she's already dead!"
(): Astrasia says, "I object to Rowena yelling too."
(): Hiriako says, "Par for the course. Welcome Scax."
Unknown2012-01-07 21:31:12
(Ship): Svana says, "Once watched an artisan make timepieces for a while... it was hilarious. He just stood there making faces."


Had to laugh.
Casilu2012-01-08 16:55:04
Tervic:

Psh, sanity is a relative thing.



I know what you mean.
Unknown2012-01-08 22:52:01
(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "Oh dear, the world must be coming to an end."

(Board of Directors): Elostian says, "I find Myself outright agreeing with the Archmage."

(Board of Directors): You say, "Hoo hoo, oh dear."

(Board of Directors): You say, "Apocalyptic indeed."

(Board of Directors): You say, "This must be the true reason the Seals have weakened. Elostian and I have agreed on something."
Ushaara2012-01-12 04:11:43
Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Tamer of the Winds says, "I have a comment, but I will wait for you to finish before speaking. Just making it known."


Do you see what you did there?
Unknown2012-01-12 05:30:01
Ushaara:


Do you see what you did there?

Yep. :3c
Unknown2012-01-12 10:01:39
Before I utterly forget to post them - in regards to the line 'to stand on its side.' in Morshoth's song.


(The Madhouse): Phoebus says, "I keep on thinking of Hallifax, tilted over to the side."

(The Madhouse): Phoebus says, "Boop! Just tipped on over."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "Now imagine the Collective tipped over."

(The Madhouse): Phoebus says, "Oh no, it's rolling away!!"

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "All flailing and ."

(The Madhouse): Ilyssa says, "Everyone should run to one side of Hallifax and see if it flips over."

(The Madhouse): Kialkarkea says, "Hallifax flips upside down and all of a sudden you realize all of your rooms work upside down too."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "Of course they do, we just have the Board meet in the elevator from now on."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "All crammed in and awkwardly not looking at each other."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "And then Shedrin trips and pushes the button and they start floating up, and up, and up..."

And later


(The Madhouse): Ileein (from the Aetherways) says, "You didn't hear Morshoth's song, though."

(The Madhouse): Ileein (from the Aetherways) says, "It's important that we all stand on Hallifax's side."

(The Madhouse): Ileein (from the Aetherways) says, "And then, presumably, fire the laser, yes."

(The Madhouse): You say, "In gross ignorance of gravity."

(The Madhouse): Ileein (from the Aetherways) says, "Nonono, not ignorance. DEFIANCE.

Not the complete exchanges, I know. But I had to pull them from AIM chatlogs because the file they were in poofed. >_>
Ssaliss2012-01-12 19:52:52
Quickest Vengeance game yet, I think. Chatter removed:

You are a covert rebel, determined to bring down Glomdoring from within.
You arrive at the gnarled base of the Master Ravenwood Tree, the most impressive and potent of the nexuses found in the Glomdoring. The ancient tree has seen nations rise to prominence and crumble to dust as the might of the Wyrden Host spread throughout what was once the Basin of Life. Yet as warriors lay down their arms during this era of peace, rebels from the conquered cities and communes still resist the might of Glomdoring. Members of the Nightbringers, those valiant individuals who led the vanguard during the conquest of the Basin, have been found dead in their beds - an obvious rebel tactic to lower morale and sow discord. The Nightbringers have assembled in the Shadow Court to end the treachery once and for all.

It is now day zero.

You wake and slip out into the slumbering forest, determined to exact vengeance on a Nightbringer before the sun sets.

Ankastra approaches Dylara's abode and sneaks inside, drawing a heavy cloth from a pocket of her robes.
A unanimous decision has been reached.

As you approach the Master Ravenwood, you hear Brennan and Rowena speaking together, commenting on the suffocation of Dylara, who turned out to be a crazed zealot.
A cloaked illithoid joins you as you make your way to the Master Ravenwood, whispering in your ear that Pesukaru, the Overseer of Hidden Terrors, was stabbed to death by a crazed zealot.
Dylara leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.
Pesukaru leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.

It is now night one.

You stir from sleep as the light of the setting sun finally slips beyond the horizon, relinquishing the sky to Mother Night.

The following people are alive:
o Dayne
o Sidd
o Lilabeth
o Rashala
o Makasem
o Ssaliss (covert rebel)
o Tacita (covert rebel)
o Ankastra (covert rebel)

Majority: 5 votes.

The following people are dead:
o Pesukaru (Overseer of Hidden Terrors)
o Dylara (crazed zealot)

The following roles remain:
1x Populace - Nightbringer
1x Detective - Eye of Crow
1x Protector - Dirgesinger
1x Blocker - Seer of the Night Coven
1x Vigilante - Dark Knight of the Ebonguard

The body of Druidess Makasem appears in a flash and her soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

The following people are alive:
o Dayne
o Sidd
o Lilabeth
o Rashala
o Ssaliss (covert rebel)
o Tacita (covert rebel)
o Ankastra (covert rebel) (1 - Sidd)

Majority: 4 votes.

The following people are dead:
o Makasem (Nightbringer)
o Pesukaru (Overseer of Hidden Terrors)
o Dylara (crazed zealot)

The following roles remain:
1x Detective - Eye of Crow
1x Protector - Dirgesinger
1x Blocker - Seer of the Night Coven
1x Vigilante - Dark Knight of the Ebonguard

Rashala grows still and her lips begin to move silently.

You have successfully overwhelmed the Nightbringers, and soon Glomdoring will collapse from within. Congratulations, filth.
The darkened grove of Vengeance.
A fresh breeze is blowing through the area. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A mature blackthorn tree stands proudly here. Dylara Stormcrow drifts here, vibrant blossoms surging out of the ground around her. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a glowing powerstone in her right.
You see a single exit leading northeast.
A muscular wyvern glides in from the ether on his sable bat wings.
You receive 833 gold for winning the vengeance game.
Sidd enters from the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.
Lilabeth arrives from the ether.
The rebels have successfully overwhelmed the Nightbringers of the Wyrden Court of Imperial Glomdoring and have won the Vengeance game!
Eritheyl2012-01-13 00:58:04
Maellio:


(The Madhouse): Kialkarkea says, "Hallifax flips upside down and all of a sudden you realize all of your rooms work upside down too."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "Of course they do, we just have the Board meet in the elevator from now on."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "All crammed in and awkwardly not looking at each other."

(The Madhouse): Ileein says, "And then Shedrin trips and pushes the button and they start floating up, and up, and up..."

I can't decide what I like best about this; the mental image, or the fact that Ileein is the one saying it :D
Casilu2012-01-13 01:44:13
eritheyl:

I can't decide what I like best about this; the mental image, or the fact that Ileein is the one saying it :D



That clan must be the center of some very crazy things.
Unknown2012-01-13 01:56:07
eritheyl:

I can't decide what I like best about this; the mental image, or the fact that Ileein is the one saying it :D

Ileein, like many people in Hallifax, is secretly hilarious.
Sakr2012-01-13 06:55:57
(The Shadowed Tempo): Talan says, "I don't know. If bard guilds were wardrobes, spiritsingers would
be a full closet of gucci and michael kors."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Nicholo (from the Aetherways) says, "... I love you for that analogy."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Talan says, "In the sense that they are top notch all the time and go with
everything."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Talan says, "Yeah and forums are down so you can't quote me. Suck it."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Talan says, ">_>."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Nicholo (from the Aetherways) says, ">_>."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Eliron says, "We'll save it for when they're back up."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Nicholo (from the Aetherways) says, "Talan, what do you think about..."
(The Shadowed Tempo): Talan says, "Noooo."
Talan2012-01-15 00:46:49
(Kelly's Fangirls): Someone says, "So looking at my beauty tattoo design."

(Kelly's Fangirls): Celina says, "Make a tramp stamp."

(Kelly's Fangirls): Celina says, "That says "Wyrd goes here"."

:o