Maybe you should stop killing poor innocent herbalists frolicking in your forest.

No herbalist is innocent. They are all profit hoarding 1%-ers. Abusing resources that are not their own for profit!

OCCUPY HERB STREET!

(Now, gimmie my chervil. Gimmiegimmiegimme. And my i-Sparkleberry)

Rainydays:

No herbalist is innocent. They are all profit hoarding 1%-ers. Abusing resources that are not their own for profit!

OCCUPY HERB STREET!

(Now, gimmie my chervil. Gimmiegimmiegimme. And my i-Sparkleberry)

Occupy Nautilus Pompus?

-- Eliron and Druken have a slight e-kid obsession --.

(e-Daddies): Druken says, "There's a simple solution to this."
(e-Daddies): Druken says, "*divorce Eliron*."
(e-Daddies): Eliron says, "*gets custody of the kids*.

(Glomdoring): Eliron says, "I am preparing for the Nai'dorin ritual. Please do not hunt the wasps, bats, spiders or beetles of the forest or gather the shadows of crow."
(e-Daddies): Zilias says, "I killed them all already Eli."
(e-Daddies): Eliron says, "As in, you have the bodies and will share, or I need to start sobbing in a corner?"
(e-Daddies): Zilias says, "I offered them in spite of you."
(e-Daddies): Eliron says, "That's two children you owe me. Start breeding and pay up."

(e-Daddies): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I wish I could melt into a puddle of nocht goo and just spend my eternal days as essence splashing at him adoringly."
(e-Daddies): Eliron (from the Realm of the Silent) says, "Only if you can still adopt e-kids while splashing adoringly."

New Character
A new character named Cameltoe was created.

(Randomisms): Ankastra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I just want to sit in trees in my shop for peace and quiet so I can design my penis turnip >_<."

(Randomisms): Stratas says, "We're going shopping, shopping for shoes."
(Randomisms): Stratas says, "Sadly, Gaudi seems lacking in footwear. Bohemians."

(Randomisms): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sometimes I feel like Xenthos is the byproduct of one of Crow's one night stands."

Who's making nonsense alts today?

A new character named Wtfomgbbq was created.

Zarquan:
Who's making nonsense alts today?

There was also a Gangstr.

You open your stocking and pull out a group of 61 coal pieces.


I've been a baaaaaaaad ambassador. :(

Ambadassador?

Naia:

(Randomisms): Druken (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sometimes I feel like Xenthos is the byproduct of one of Crow's one night stands."

?

?!?!?

You swing an ornate platinum rapier at a hefty hexahedron. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
A hefty hexahedron begins to yell for help.
The Jade Sphere of Temporal Existence springs to a hefty hexahedron's defence. <-- Nublet!
9365h, 4068m, 6704e, 10p, 26389en, 26272w elxkb-(smoke 139756)
You swing an ornate platinum rapier at a hefty hexahedron. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.

Chade:
You swing an ornate platinum rapier at a hefty hexahedron. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
A hefty hexahedron begins to yell for help.
The Jade Sphere of Temporal Existence springs to a hefty hexahedron's defence. <-- Nublet!
9365h, 4068m, 6704e, 10p, 26389en, 26272w elxkb-(smoke 139756)
You swing an ornate platinum rapier at a hefty hexahedron. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.

That's one of the main things I hate about Continuum.

I hate the blackout, that was my first trip except for exploring.

A young female horse with a white mane has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a grey mane has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a snow white tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a grey tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a grey tail has grown to adulthood!
A young male horse with a braided tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a black mane has grown to adulthood!
A young male horse with a black tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a snow white tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a black tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a grey tail has grown to adulthood!
A young female horse with a grey tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a short tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a braided tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a braided tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a shaggy tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a long tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a braided tail has grown to adulthood!
A young pony with a short tail has grown to adulthood!
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 1st of Urlachmar, 317 years after the Coming of Estarra.

*squee*

A true bard at heart...

(DuhBards): Talan says, "Super cube, super cube, you take so long to charge. Super cube, oh super
cube, you are so very large."

(DuhBards): Talan says, "I feed you many powerstones, I watch them carefully. I leave them all at
five percent, and use their dregs for figurines."

(LLS): Celina says, "I am a classy woman."

(LLS): Tacita says, "I'm pretty sure you called me a whore at least once."

(LLS): Celina says, "Semi classy?"

Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6225m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-who here
4830h, 6225m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6225m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-
Kialkarkea stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
4830h, 6300m, 7500e, 10p, 21900en, 29400w elrxb-'... I refuse to move
Kialkarkea leaves to the north.

I need to use that skill more often.

(In Memoriam): Zilias says, "Ugh, I have to go buy a pet carpet cleaner today."
(In Memoriam): Ssaliss says, "Why would you want a carpet cleaner as a pet?"
(In Memoriam): Ssaliss says, "Oooh... A cleaner for your pets carpet. Gotcha."

(In Memoriam): Ragniliff says, "Ninjakari would be good in Gaudiguch."
(In Memoriam): Ragniliff says, "You guys should just buy them from Mag."

(In Memoriam): Ragniliff says, "Cord is pretty great, yeah."
(In Memoriam): Tacita says, "I love my cord."
(In Memoriam): Zilias says, "I want my cord."
(In Memoriam): Celina says, "I need my cord."

(Shadowmaze): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Are you yet a nightwraith?"
(Shadowmaze): Yassyn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No, I am a blacktalon. Do I have to switch guilds?"

A moment of questing frustration...

You scream at Mikhail Sidorov, "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!"

Mikhail Sidorov says to you, "SOMETHING QUIETER OR I'LL GO DEAF."

Mikhail Sidorov rubs his ear, perturbed.

You whisper to Mikhail Sidorov, "Oh. Sorry. Long day."