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Neos2010-11-14 19:55:12
QUOTE
A column of holy fire erupts before you. The image of a gigantic, angelic man wielding a
flaming sword steps out and bellows, "Infidel! Repent or forever be consigned to the Pits of
Nil!" Invisible, demonic claws grab at you, rending your flesh, as hellfire blisters your skin.

Why am I being attacked by demons and hellfire?
Lyreth2010-11-14 19:58:06
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Nov 14 2010, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why am I being attacked by demons and hellfire?



Because you're being consigned to the Pits of Nil, dummy! eyepoke.gif
Dynami2010-11-14 20:02:38
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Nov 14 2010, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why am I being attacked by demons and hellfire?

Maaaybe someone used the infidel skill on you?
Neos2010-11-14 20:09:04
QUOTE (Lyreth @ Nov 14 2010, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because you're being consigned to the Pits of Nil, dummy! eyepoke.gif

But they're summoning demons! I'd prefer gates opening with angelfire or something. Not demons and hellfire.
Lyreth2010-11-14 20:33:12
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Nov 14 2010, 03:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But they're summoning demons! I'd prefer gates opening with angelfire or something. Not demons and hellfire.


No no. You're an infidel. As an infidel, you will burn horribly and in much torment while Luciphage knits nearby. The Sacraments user is just trying to warn you. happy.gif

Keep the quotes coming!
Gregori2010-11-14 21:16:11
QUOTE (Furien @ Nov 14 2010, 02:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The delicious humour is that the next group up are probably relatively clueless newbies and alt/seconds abusing players, all adopted by Aleria who is herself clueless.


/fixed
Seraku2010-11-14 21:17:21
I sense much bitterness.
Gregori2010-11-14 21:19:26
I am the furthest thing from bitter. Stating facts does not automatically equal bitter. Despite how the forum trolls like to make it seem so.
Unknown2010-11-14 22:34:09
Eh, you're like 50/50. Admins just cracked down on alts and seconds and then you personally insulted someone. So that first part is fact, but in the past. The second part is bitterness. And then you posted in a thread incorrectly. So you're like 49% fact, 51% bitter, making you officially bitter.
Gregori2010-11-14 23:36:23
QUOTE (Othero @ Nov 14 2010, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eh, you're like 50/50. Admins just cracked down on alts and seconds and then you personally insulted someone. So that first part is fact, but in the past. The second part is bitterness. And then you posted in a thread incorrectly. So you're like 49% fact, 51% bitter, making you officially bitter.


Actually none of it was bitter, it was all fact, and it wasn't an insult it was a statement made off of experience with her from the moment she got GM and started asking me on MSN how do crap. Nice attempt at trying to decide what I am though. Those that actually know me know I am happy to be away from Gaudiguch and the drama, that doesn't mean I can't comment on it from experience though.

Also, the admins cracked down on easily noticed alts and seconds. There is a difference.
Vathael2010-11-15 02:02:42
Wildnodes boredom:

CODE
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 29023w esSilrxkd<>- {35.672}
Hundreds of stones rain down from above, blocking the exits.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 29037w esSilrxkd<>- {39.728}
weave falsevision ixion 1 Shuyin has entered the area.
You weave your illusion.
7040h, 6874m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29046w sSilrxkd<>- {41.303} -56
You have recovered equilibrium. 4.2739
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29060w esSilrxkd<>- {45.5929} +56
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29060w esSilrxkd<>- {45.6089}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29400en, 29088w esSilrxkd<>- {55.5459}
(Jhagar): Izekeal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So uh... does rescue work during wildnodes?"
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 29102w esSilrxkd<>- {57.075}
(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Shuyin in."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 29102w esSilrxkd<>- {59.2899}
(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Shuyin in."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 29102w esSilrxkd<>- {59.5709}
weave falsevision ixion 1 Vadi has entered the area.
You weave your illusion.
7040h, 6878m, 7747e, 6p, 29400en, 29111w sSilrxkd<>- {63.6429} -52
Qyxquotl has been cut down by a fearsome orc warrior.
You see the death occur at Gruvar's tower.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29125w sSilrxkd<>- {66.809} +52
You have recovered equilibrium. 4.119
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29125w esSilrxkd<>- {67.777}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29125w esSilrxkd<>- {67.808}
(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Keeel him."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29153w esSilrxkd<>- {73.0489}
The last vestiges of midnight shadows flee as Mother Night hides herself from the luminous arrival of her shining mate as he chases her across the bowl of the sky.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 7p, 29400en, 29153w esSilrxkd<>- {73.923}
scent
You snort and snuffle at the air, sensing through a ridiculous pig nose upon your face the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
Ixion                  - along a wire cage                        - v5120
Lothringen             - a metal junkyard                         - v5122
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29390en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {77.7449}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29390en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {77.9479}
Ixion breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29390en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {79.461}
clt jk ix
(Jhagar): You say, "Jk ix."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {80.6309}
ql
A pan of iron filings.The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A duststorm rages here. A stone megalith rises up from the iron filings here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Thrumming loudly, a wild node is planted firmly here, astral energies swirling around it. A black phoenix perches here, her fiery plumage illuminating the area with black fire. Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre. A stinking noxious cloud floats here. A pile of rubble lies here, blocking the way east. A pile of rubble lies here, blocking the way west. Supreme Commander Ixion, of the Black Fist stands here amidst a cloud of deathly cold mist. He wields an unadorned darksteel rapier in each hand.
You see exits leading east and west.

7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {82.2849}
The noxious cloud dissipates.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 8p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {82.987}
Clouds of sulfurous fumes rise up from the bowels of the earth.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {83.0019}
Ixion begins to slowly clamber over the rubble that blocks his way.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {85.0459}
Ixion gleefully gibbers at his fingernail.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {85.5449}
Izekeal has entered the area.
Izekeal enters your demesne.
A stone megalith suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Izekeal steps through.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {87.2139}
clan peashooter tell Izekeal has entered my demesne.
(Peashooter): You say, "Izekeal has entered my demesne."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {87.3229}
(Geomancers): Krackenor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Another word of warning, actually."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {87.5889}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {88.4}
(Jhagar): Lothringen says, "Jerks."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 9p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {88.743}
Izekeal places his hands on a stone megalith and disappears in a fountain of pulsating energy.
Izekeal has left the area.
Izekeal leaves your demesne.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {96.824}

7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {97.885}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {98.3989}
(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Illusion?"
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {98.8209}
clt weave falsevision ixion 1 Shuyin has entered the area.
(Jhagar): You say, "Weave falsevision ixion 1 Shuyin has entered the area."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {99.8969}
(Jhagar): Ixion says, ".."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {2.3929}
clt lol
(Jhagar): You say, "Lol."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {4.265}
(Jhagar): Lothringen says, "Rofl."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {4.515}
(Geomancers): Krackenor (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wyrms are quite ornery creatures."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {4.5459}
(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {7.541}
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {8.7579}
(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Nicely played."
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {10.0839}
clt :)
(Jhagar): You say, ":)"
7040h, 6930m, 7747e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrxkd<>- {13.0009}
Sakr2010-11-15 02:53:45
Hehehe, very nicely played



CODE
(Market): Xaldrin says, "I need an artisan for a quick lock job."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wow."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Roselie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Geesh."

(Market): You say, "Artisan."

(Market): You say, "Sorry. Trans artisan, not serving Somniuses."

(Harbingers): Talan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh, don't do that."

Zafirah tells you, "Somniusi."

Zafirah tells you, "Like viri. Because they are a disease."
Unknown2010-11-15 07:58:15
Inagin tells you, "Hey, where's Japhiel's library?"

......wtf.gif

it gets better...


Inagin tells you, "So, how do I access it?"
Unknown2010-11-15 08:12:10
Oh, we just realized this.

A rusted silver medallion.

This medallion is formed of a single circular piece of silver hung upon a fine
chain of links fashioned from the same metal. The lot has been blackened with
age and marred by oxidised rust stains that give it a wholly unpalatable
appearance. On the forefront of the medallion, the image of a leaping dolphin
has been set in relief, fouled by neglect and water alike, while the back bears
a heavily fragmented inscription: E.t.u..ed .. .h. .o..e o. .l..r.um.

Since when does Silver rust? blackeye.gif
(Thanks Syridean for the headsup)
Unknown2010-11-15 10:05:51
They probably meant that it is tarnished.
Unknown2010-11-15 11:00:24
QUOTE
Merenir, the Aspiring Hero abruptly collapses, revealed to be nothing more than a pile of garish clothing and fragments of porcelain that soon unravel and vanish.


In the end, it was all just a bunch of dolls.
Ixion2010-11-15 11:24:41
QUOTE (Guenivir @ Nov 15 2010, 02:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Inagin tells you, "Hey, where's Japhiel's library?"

......wtf.gif

it gets better...


Inagin tells you, "So, how do I access it?"


laugh.gif
Unknown2010-11-15 11:30:34
QUOTE
Tulemrah tells you, "I want to marry a merian archaeologist in iridescent robes."

laugh.gif Oh, Astral insanity.

Llesvelt, there's something we need to tell you... ermm.gif
Llesvelt2010-11-15 11:51:24
This cannot be!

Nooooo!
Daraius2010-11-15 14:15:51
Next time you guys do domoths I'm going to totally mess with some heads.