Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2012-02-10 21:53:21
Draylor:


I think you'll find that the word you are actually looking for here is, "Inebriation." :P


That really doesn't make any sense.
Lawliet2012-02-13 00:40:08
(A happy place): Phoebus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This baby better be out of my
house before justice, all this running around and trying to make the crying stop is killing me."

Not a fan of children, Phoebus? :P
Xiel2012-02-13 04:04:36
Glomdoring will be happy to babysit for you.
Naia2012-02-13 04:54:34
Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Tamer of the Winds says, "Shedrin has been imaginary this whole time, perhaps."
Archmage Phoebus Skyplume, Tamer of the Winds says, "He is made of air, like a proper Aeromancer."
Sensate Pesukaru Lunarose, The Cookie-Monger says, "So, he blows. Got it."
Pesukaru glances askance.
Enyalida2012-02-13 05:21:39
After Shuyin mentioned his tentacles, I really wanted to start in on "Well, you can't underestimate the power of a good blower, but tentacles are quite powerful as well. Everyone knows that the Illuminati really know how to gank people."
Unknown2012-02-13 17:50:25
While hunting ice devils...
You say, "So if I can't call them wassets, can I call them corrupted wassets?"

You say, "And then shorten it to wasset?"

Oberst Ushaara, Minister of Peace says, "Wassits, perhaps? Makes it sound more like you can't remember their name."

Oberst Ushaara, Minister of Peace says, "As in 'I was hunting those wassits, in that ice place!'"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
Naia2012-02-13 23:04:35
Nienla says, "Someone tell Celest that they worship a giant flake of dandruff above their city."
Chade2012-02-14 03:55:38
Atop the Great Pyramid, the silhouette of a mugwump appears, with arms outstretched. She screams out, "Goodbye, cruel world!"

It would appear that our suggestions of a few hours in the Palace of Pleasure or forming a new bond with a mutilated mugwump were not well received. Oops.
Eritheyl2012-02-15 00:44:08
2012/02/15 00:33:24 - Morbo declared Xenthos to be a formal enemy. Reason: Defiling young virgins in Lord
Zvoltz's Fulcrux, terrorism, bombing Hallifaxian structures, indecent exposure.

A lattice of energy crackles across the firmament in coruscating arcs of icy white brilliance.
Morbo's body begins to glow with a resplendent light as shock and agony register on his face. As he opens his mouth
to scream, fulminating arcs of icy white brilliance explode from his form, coursing across his body. As the energy
engulfs him, he is replaced by a quaking structure of delicate lines and angles that shatters beneath the onslaught.

Shedrin looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Please provide an accurate reason for the Order's records, Morbo."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Defiling virgins only happens in Maylea's Fulcrux, anyway."

Saw it coming a mile away, but not from him. Pleasantly surprised!
Xenthos2012-02-15 00:51:09
eritheyl:

Saw it coming a mile away, but not from him. Pleasantly surprised!

You left out the zap!
Eritheyl2012-02-15 00:53:38
Xenthos:

You left out the zap!

Fixed! :D
Xenthos2012-02-15 00:59:58
Woo!
Unknown2012-02-15 05:14:18
(Order): Shedrin (from the Aetherways) says, "And who shall be Your date, Lord?"

(Order): Zvoltz says, "I am unsure. I had thought to ask Terentia, but I don't think She would enjoy a ball very much."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Mayhap I will ask Raezon, since Ghaesia has not returned from the Void. I assume He has no other prospects for a date."

(Order): Eritheyl says, "Ooh!"

(Order): You say, "Ooh."


Can you spot the trill in this quote?
Ixion2012-02-15 07:38:25
Phoebus:

(Order): Shedrin (from the Aetherways) says, "And who shall be Your date, Lord?"

(Order): Zvoltz says, "I am unsure. I had thought to ask Terentia, but I don't think She would enjoy a ball very much."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Mayhap I will ask Raezon, since Ghaesia has not returned from the Void. I assume He has no other prospects for a date."

(Order): Eritheyl says, "Ooh!"

(Order): You say, "Ooh."


Can you spot the trill in this quote?


That's not what I heard...

Ssaliss2012-02-15 08:29:43
No, I don't know what you mean. Please elaborate.
Ixion2012-02-15 08:38:50
For example, the girl in Carai likes balls, and playing hide and seek... something like-a-so.
Naia2012-02-16 01:01:44
You tell Seditionist Delphas, "Msg all."
You tell Seditionist Delphas, "Apologies!"
Deleting all messages and resetting your message numbering to 1.
Delphas tells you, "((no sweat. it happens all the time))"
Rika2012-02-16 02:43:24
config nametells off!
Naia2012-02-16 11:25:49
Was actually asking Zilias but I love his new apprentice.

(Naia's Squad): You say, "So why do you prefer pureblade to blademaster?"
(Naia's Squad): Utello says, "I do not know about my mentor. But I have big hands. Big hands demand a big handle."
Unknown2012-02-16 19:10:34
(Skyplume Secret Society): Drae says, "FFuuuuuuuuu."
(Skyplume Secret Society): Drae says, "I am going to EAT this last comptroller."
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(Skyplume Secret Society): Drae says, "YESSS."
(Skyplume Secret Society): You say, "Haha did you get her?"
(Skyplume Secret Society): Drae says, "I AM LORD OF ALL BEFORE ME."
(Skyplume Secret Society): You say, "Now do it again 8,000 times."


Been there far too many times.