Quotes 7

by Arix

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Neos2012-03-03 17:42:07
You note that Person is carrying:
A glass angel right arm curio, #142723.
An iron cross twisted spike curio, #142740.
A crystal tree glittering branch curio, #142745.
A teddy bear head curio, #142755.
A looking glass bottom right mirror curio, #142891.
An iron cross top left cross-bar curio, #142904.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle front carapace curio, #142915.
An iron cross bottom right cross-bar curio, #142951.
A ruby dragon front left leg curio, #142953.
A sock monkey left leg curio, #142973.
A crystal sphere top segment curio, #142974.
A teddy bear right ear curio, #142999.
A glass angel head curio, #26971.
An iron cross barbed spike curio, #41499.
A crystal sphere base right segment curio, #132303.
A looking glass bottom left mirror curio, #132354.
A crystal tree curling branch curio, #132604.
A music box top panel curio, #132630.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #26973.
An onyx gargoyle left wing curio, #27306.
A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #27533.
A teapot bottom left bowl curio, #27688.
A teapot bottom left bowl curio, #50588.
A teddy bear left arm curio, #69836.
A copper igasho axe curio, #71963.
A pair of kissable golden lips, #51880.
A glass kitten amethyst heart curio, #78217.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle head curio, #136537.
An alabaster fountain spout curio, #136831.
A glass angel right arm curio, #137381.
An alabaster fountain left side of basin curio, #137387.
A partially formed ruby dragon curio, #164360.
A teddy bear right button eye curio, #141672.
A crystal tree twinkling branch curio, #141681.
An iron cross bottom left cross-bar curio, #141682.
An onyx gargoyle head curio, #141683.
A ceramic puppy tail curio, #141684.
A crystal tree glittering branch curio, #141685.
A looking glass bottom right frame curio, #141689.
A sock monkey lower body curio, #141716.
A glass angel right wing curio, #141735.
A crystal sphere base right segment curio, #141739.
A crystal sphere middle right segment curio, #141744.
An alabaster fountain lower middle column basin curio, #141840.
A teddy bear left leg curio, #141850.
A teddy bear left leg curio, #141859.
A sock monkey tail curio, #141860.
A sock monkey left arm curio, #141870.
A teddy bear left leg curio, #141940.
An iron cross bottom left cross-bar curio, #141942.
A looking glass top left frame curio, #141951.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #142000.
A sock monkey head curio, #142139.
A crystal tree twinkling branch curio, #142141.
A teddy bear left button eye curio, #142146.
A music box left side panel curio, #142152.
A teddy bear right button eye curio, #142154.
A teapot mid right bowl curio, #142173.
A sock monkey hat curio, #142207.
An iron cross top right cross-bar curio, #142422.
A looking glass top left frame curio, #142439.
A teddy bear right button eye curio, #142456.
A looking glass top left frame curio, #142475.
A looking glass top right mirror curio, #142491.
A teddy bear right ear curio, #142519.
A ceramic fawn tail curio, #142523.
A crystal sphere upper left segment curio, #142641.
A professional dartboard, #93452.
A partially formed music box curio, #68190.
A partially formed ceramic puppy curio, #98390.
An onyx gargoyle lower body curio, #111301.
A ceramic puppy hind body curio, #111600.
A looking glass top left mirror curio, #112393.
A looking glass bottom left frame curio, #112399.
A dancing skeletal left foot curio, #112744.
A crystal sphere middle left segment curio, #112785.
A looking glass bottom right frame curio, #112857.
A lacquered puzzle box lid curio, #113631.
A crystal sphere upper right segment curio, #122302.
A sock monkey head curio, #123428.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle front left leg curio, #123637.
A music box back panel curio, #123740.
A ceramic fawn hind body curio, #123890.
A sock monkey left leg curio, #123891.
A dancing skeletal left leg curio, #123896.
A music box mechanical innards curio, #123919.
A lacquered puzzle box lid curio, #123921.
A teapot base curio, #87426.
An onyx gargoyle neck curio, #88064.
A glass angel left arm curio, #88169.
An alabaster fountain right side of basin curio, #90276.
An onyx gargoyle right arm curio, #90667.
A dancing skeletal left foot curio, #92503.
An iron cross demonic statue curio, #92941.
An onyx gargoyle left arm curio, #94464.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle front left leg curio, #94644.
A music box bottom panel curio, #94997.
A teapot bottom left bowl curio, #95010.
A crystal tree shimmering branch curio, #95041.
An onyx gargoyle neck curio, #95107.
A music box top panel curio, #96577.
An onyx gargoyle left arm curio, #97039.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle front carapace curio, #97317.
An onyx gargoyle right leg curio, #97589.
An iron cross twisted spike curio, #97872.
A glass angel head curio, #97940.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #98040.
A sock monkey right arm curio, #99438.
A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #100103.
A crystal sphere upper right segment curio, #100722.
A sock monkey lower body curio, #100866.
A glass kitten amethyst heart curio, #101903.
A teapot bottom right bowl curio, #108736.
A ceramic puppy back left leg curio, #114566.
A sock monkey tail curio, #115040.
An alabaster fountain upper middle column basin curio, #115242.
A glass kitten front right paw curio, #115976.
A sock monkey hat curio, #116645.
A ceramic fawn head curio, #107910.
A ruby dragon head curio, #107970.
A sock monkey upper body curio, #151022.
A divinely wrapped present, #115753.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #118235.
A divinely wrapped present, #119185.
A music box ballerina figurine curio, #78706.
An onyx gargoyle left arm curio, #162590.
A glass kitten amethyst heart curio, #82326.
A crystal tree tip curio, #86420.
A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #93429.
A music box handle curio, #94077.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle mid right leg curio, #162654.
A glass kitten tail curio, #162739.
A music box ballerina figurine curio, #162786.
A coral staff, #85028.
A partially formed copper igasho curio, #19148.
A sock monkey left leg curio, #112615.
A teddy bear head curio, #143004.
A copper igasho neck curio, #142945.
A glass kitten amethyst heart curio, #85526.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #94268.
An onyx gargoyle head curio, #142162.
A ruby dragon head curio, #74143.
A copper igasho oil can curio, #142702.
A glass kitten amethyst heart curio, #98705.
A Great Rune of Glass Working, #35144.
A ceramic deathwatch beetle head curio, #107541.
A looking glass filigreed ornament curio, #87303.
A teddy bear right arm curio, #88534.
A music box left side panel curio, #93007.
A partially formed crystal tree curio, #47473.
A partially formed dancing skeleton curio, #92599.
Sakr2012-03-04 00:28:03
:o
Talan2012-03-04 00:50:26
AquaNeos:

A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #27533.
A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #93429.
A lacquered puzzle box bottom piece curio, #100103.

*sigh*
Neos2012-03-04 05:10:39
(Friendship of the Peoples): Maellio (from the Aetherways) says, "Ileein's having rune issues,
trying to attach it to his tool wrong apparently."
Turnus2012-03-04 05:28:05

Message #685 sent by Somebody (received: 2012/03/04 03:44:23)
Greetings! This is a recommendation for favouring SomebodyElse! Lavil noticed that he's been helping young ones of various guilds since joining the Commune!


You tell Somebody, "Thanks for letting me know about SomebodyElse."

You tell Somebody, "I set him right, he won't harass your novices again."

Somebody tells you, "Uwah?!"

Somebody tells you, "No no! Uwaah."

Somebody tells you, "He's been helping! Really!"


I make such a good GA.
Arix2012-03-04 05:55:34
Being GA is like being a US vice president. One must seek amusement where they can
Unknown2012-03-04 07:12:30
Turnus:


I make such a good GA.


like like like like like
Aramel2012-03-04 19:21:51
Turnus:


I make such a good GA.

The Uwah?! totally gave away who Somebody is, you know.
Turnus2012-03-04 20:48:28
Aramel:

The Uwah?! totally gave away who Somebody is, you know.


Well, not necessarily to -everybody- besides it would have been unethical to edit what they said.
Morshoth2012-03-05 08:23:13
I love Isune... when talking about teaching those to paint, rather than giving them a paintbrush, and She brings up that not all can be taught:

Isune, the Aesthete says, "Give Zvoltz a paint brush, He'll build some sort of fort out of it."
Raeri2012-03-05 08:39:06
Morshoth:

I love Isune... when talking about teaching those to paint, rather than giving them a paintbrush, and She brings up that not all can be taught:

Isune, the Aesthete says, "Give Zvoltz a paint brush, He'll build some sort of fort out of it."

Well, when you're holding a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail?
Arix2012-03-05 10:34:29
And sometimes when you want to nail someone, it helps if they're a bit hammered
Near2012-03-05 14:35:15
During a revolt, waiting for villagers to shuffle their feet...

(Celest): A cavalier of the Light says, "What a silly question. Every day I'm shuffling."
Druken2012-03-05 14:41:25
Near:

During a revolt...


You should see Sidd's song. In fact, in honour of it, I just did this:

With an authoritative chill, you say, "The shadows do the wyrden wiggle, according to Sidd's song.
We, too, shall do a dance for the wyrd."

You link hands with those in your coven to form a sacred circle.

You lead the coven in a ceremony to bring Mother Night's penumbra of beauty around it.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Sidd, coating his skin in a black shell. He cries out in pain as
his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell, which finally cracks apart and reveals
smoother skin and muscles more defined and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful
display of his beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Ssaliss, coating his skin in a black shell. He cries out in pain as
his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell, which finally cracks apart and reveals
smoother skin and muscles more defined and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful
display of his beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell. Your body is
agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and muscles more defined and shapely. When the
shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to throw your shoulders back in a boastful display of your
beautiful, new physique.



I really hope Nocht doesn't watch me too closely...
Casilu2012-03-06 02:50:50
Druken:


You should see Sidd's song. In fact, in honour of it, I just did this:

With an authoritative chill, you say, "The shadows do the wyrden wiggle, according to Sidd's song.
We, too, shall do a dance for the wyrd."

You link hands with those in your coven to form a sacred circle.

You lead the coven in a ceremony to bring Mother Night's penumbra of beauty around it.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Sidd, coating his skin in a black shell. He cries out in pain as
his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell, which finally cracks apart and reveals
smoother skin and muscles more defined and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful
display of his beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Ssaliss, coating his skin in a black shell. He cries out in pain as
his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell, which finally cracks apart and reveals
smoother skin and muscles more defined and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful
display of his beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell. Your body is
agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and muscles more defined and shapely. When the
shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to throw your shoulders back in a boastful display of your
beautiful, new physique.



I really hope Nocht doesn't watch me too closely...



I don't know. I thought it was Nocht that Myrkr used to offer dances to...
Svana2012-03-06 04:52:07
(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I prefer him to Clitoris by a large margin."

(Insert Clan Here): Near (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Comforting to know!"

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "Oh gee, thanks."

(Insert Clan Here): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'm sorry, what."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "Well... at least Clitoris wasn't a Templar. We'll just sit over here quietly and avoid blame."

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The novice slaying Clitoris, was a handful to deal with."

(Insert Clan Here): Naralis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh geez, I thought you were kidding until I looked the name up..."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "...The novice slaying Clitoris... oh Gods... I'm going to use that to scare my whelps into listening."

(Insert Clan Here): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A freak Clitoris. How interesting."

Freak Clitoris (Female Elfen).
She is 29 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 289 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your city.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

(Insert Clan Here): Terqic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hear the novices had a hard time finding her, too?"

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It rubbed people the wrong way across the basin..."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "I can't breathe..."

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "On the contrary Terqic it was all over the novices, slaying them."

What is this...? I don't even... my brain hurts.
Neos2012-03-06 05:01:55
Svana:

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I prefer him to Clitoris by a large margin."

(Insert Clan Here): Near (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Comforting to know!"

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "Oh gee, thanks."

(Insert Clan Here): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'm sorry, what."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "Well... at least Clitoris wasn't a Templar. We'll just sit over here quietly and avoid blame."

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The novice slaying Clitoris, was a handful to deal with."

(Insert Clan Here): Naralis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh geez, I thought you were kidding until I looked the name up..."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "...The novice slaying Clitoris... oh Gods... I'm going to use that to scare my whelps into listening."

(Insert Clan Here): Celina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A freak Clitoris. How interesting."

Freak Clitoris (Female Elfen).
She is 29 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 289 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your city.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

(Insert Clan Here): Terqic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hear the novices had a hard time finding her, too?"

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It rubbed people the wrong way across the basin..."

(Insert Clan Here): You say, "I can't breathe..."

(Insert Clan Here): Azula (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "On the contrary Terqic it was all over the novices, slaying them."

What is this...? I don't even... my brain hurts.

After -someone- stopped the convo, and I commented on another clan that they put on their adult pants.



(ClanClanClanClan): Person (from the Aetherways) says, "I was about to say that I can't
find clitoris even after much scrying, but thought better of it."
Arix2012-03-06 06:17:49
How someone with that name has an extremely credible rating is beyond me
Naia2012-03-06 06:22:57
Seeing Clitoris log on was funny for ooc clan chat, but it was offensive to to read the jokes people made on Equinox which is an IC channel. Save the rubbing the wrong way jokes for private conversations please.
Sakr2012-03-06 15:52:32
Elana snorts and snuffles at the air through a pink kitten nose with long whiskers.

Kaimana's ears perk up with a sudden interest.

Kaimana barks like a dog at Elana.

Elana blinks perplexedly for a moment before emitting a confused "Wha?"

--
and later



You tell Princess Arkzrael Nightshade, Curator of Shadows, "So do you have a tiara?"

Arkzrael tells you, "No...why?"

You tell Princess Arkzrael Nightshade, Curator of Shadows, "You can't be a complete princess without a tiara."

(Market): Arkzrael says, "Seeking jeweler."