Quotes 7

by Arix

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Ssaliss2012-03-06 17:54:12
110910 Ssaliss Piece Jewelled Turtle a jewelled turtle body curio
111748 Ssaliss Piece Rubber Duck a rubber duck right foot curio
112263 Ssaliss Piece Stuffed Panda a stuffed panda left paw curio
88585 Ssaliss Piece* Stuffed Panda a stuffed panda head curio

*squee* Thanks, Ankastra!
Unknown2012-03-07 02:54:27


A pudgy, stuffed panda bear waddles in from the ether, clutching his tummy with tiny paws.

You blink.

"Oooooooooh!" Gabrielle says, eyes wide with wonder.

Gabrielle congratulates a pudgy, stuffed panda bear with some wild clapping.

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "Oh, I like him!"

Turilira, the radiant glass shadhahvar snuffles softly at a pudgy, stuffed panda bear.

Gabrielle raises her hand in greeting to a pudgy, stuffed panda bear and say "Hi!"

> probe panda
Soft, fluffy fur covers this pudgy little panda bear, heightening his already chubby appearance. His round tummy is covered in pure white fur that sharply contrasts with the band of black that runs over his chest and arms. Honey-brown spots cover the bottoms of his paws in perfect circles, sewn on with white silken thread. His face is ivory white with tufts of black fur serving as his ears. Beneath two brown glass eyes, his blunted white snout ends in a tiny black button sewed on to serve as a nose. A stubby little tail juts out from his behind, occasionally wiggling with happiness.
A pudgy, stuffed panda bear looks weak and feeble.
He weighs 12 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Zvoltz, the Architect.
You cannot see what a pudgy, stuffed panda bear is holding.

Iorwen smiles softly.

You tilt your head curiously.

Turilira, the radiant glass shadhahvar exclaims, "Hellos!"

You say, "Erhm..."

You tilt your head curiously at a pudgy, stuffed panda bear.

With a wistful look on her face, Orventa touches a pudgy, stuffed panda bear.
A pudgy, stuffed panda bear rolls over onto his side and pushes himself up into a standing position with a good deal of effort.

A pudgy, stuffed panda bear glances about with a wide smile before raising his face to the heavens and closing his eye.

Raising his arms above his head in a prophetic gesture, a pudgy, stuffed panda bear lets loose a wild sneeze that causes him to jump.

A pudgy, stuffed panda bear grins and says, "'scuse me, nom!"

"Oooooooooh!" Gabrielle says, eyes wide with wonder.

You blink.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu says, "Oh that is adorable."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "I want a panda now!"

You say, "That is rather... adorable yes."

You say, "It also seems loyal to... my Lord?"

Gabrielle nods her head emphatically.

Turilira, the radiant glass shadhahvar ponders the situation.

Duchess Iorwen Shee-Slaugh of the Hemlock says, "I fear that a panda wouldn't last long in the Glomdoring, what with the spiders and harpies."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "So it would seem!"

Iorwen's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Turilira, the radiant glass shadhahvar gambols about playfully with a pudgy, stuffed panda bear.

With a wistful look on her face, Gabrielle touches a pudgy, stuffed panda bear.
A pudgy, stuffed panda bear rolls over onto his side and pushes himself up into a standing position with a good deal of effort.

A pudgy, stuffed panda bear licks his paws before running them over his little face in an attempt to clean himself.

"Nom nom nom," a pudgy, stuffed panda bear quips as he begins to strut about with a silly grin plastered on his face.

Gabrielle hides a grin behind her hand.

A pudgy, stuffed panda bear looks about in search of attention.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu smiles impishly and says, "A panda after your own interests?"

Gabrielle giggles happily.

A wry smile spreads across Iorwen's face.

You say, "It... would... appear?"

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "Now I -really- want one."

Gabrielle bounces up and down.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu says, "At least it's not named Keeno Mc'Fluffins."

Szariec, the amethyst-horned hippogriff says, "Is very much like the fat-one yes."

You narrow your eyes at Szariec, the amethyst-horned hippogriff in an unnerving manner.

Orventa hides a grin behind her hand.

Gabrielle skips about merrily.

You say, "As far as Divine revelations go, I am naught but horridly confused."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "I
haven't met one yet."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science says, "So I don't follow one yet!"

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu says, "It speads the sacred sound of Nom."

Orventa nods her head sagely.

You say, "Yes..."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science chants,
"Noooooom."

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu says, "Revered by chefs everywhere."

Gabrielle grins mischievously at Orventa.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu chants, "Nooooommmmmm."

Junior Fellow Gabrielle Onz'Verheu, Mistress of Temporal Science chants, "Nom nom nooooommmmm."

Gabrielle giggles happily.



Waddling off to the ether, a pudgy, stuffed panda bear giggles to himself.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu laughingly says, "And there he goes."

(Order): You say, "... thank... You?"

"Awwwww!" Gabrielle says.

Professor Orventa T. Onz'Verheu says, "The Prophet of the Nom."

You say, "Yes... quite..."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Always a pleasure, Maellio."

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Arix2012-03-07 03:03:15
oh god Keeno McFluffins, who did that belong to again? Also, nothing will ever be as awesome as Stabbington
Unknown2012-03-07 07:32:53
Aleria, I think. Mr. Tentacles and Sahmiam's dingo are great.
Ssaliss2012-03-07 11:05:11
"sugar39084" a group of 18538 sugar crystals
"spices41187" a group of 25509 spice packets

Now where did I put my supply of everything nice...
Talan2012-03-07 11:16:34
Ssaliss:

Now where did I put my supply of everything nice...

...and that's how I met your mother.
Neos2012-03-07 22:31:45

Some possible male human names:
19. Noob
Eritheyl2012-03-08 09:04:42
After an odd discussion involving sacrificing myself for Order essence...

Tersely, Isune, the Aesthete says to you, "Fling yourself into the Lord Potentate's line of fire, Grand Libretto, and you too shall know the inside of the sun."

Clearly...She wins all of the points. There are simply no more points to be won.
Unknown2012-03-09 04:55:04
Tacita says, "Zapping at point-blank range is a little like overkill."

Nicholo says, "I panicked."

Inagin says, "Me too."


Real credit to your team(s), guys.

Nicholo says, "I should get a prettier zap."


Iytha says, "No such thing as overkill when dealing with infidels.


THE HYPOCRISY! IT BUURNS!
Unknown2012-03-09 06:48:40
Gabriella Starfall says, "Many, many years ago, when I was just a bit older than
you."

Gabriella Starfall says, "I organized a three festival."

You say, "Oh my."

Haqikah stares implacably at Gabriella.

Junior Fellow Haqikah says to Gabriella, "You are a brave soul."
Siam2012-03-09 10:33:55
(Quotes Five): Alacardael says, "You do realize Enyalida will not stop until Night has nothing but Penumbra, right."
Unknown2012-03-09 13:16:55
calico:


Real credit to your team(s), guys.





THE HYPOCRISY! IT BUURNS!

I do, I need a prettier zap, but I'm a utility>aesthetics guy for combat. D: I want a custom zap, but too much essence. -sobs-
Enyalida2012-03-09 15:09:01
thisismydisplayname:

(Quotes Five): Alacardael says, "You do realize Enyalida will not stop until Night has nothing but Penumbra, right."


Blagh, you do realize I've been posting to the forums (and the Envoys board) to no avail trying to get compromises for the skill I really thing smashes the heck out of my guild, yeah? Check back about a half a year ago, I tried to rally discussion on the pros and cons of brumetower, what it's needed and used for and what would get in the way, and then I posted a suggestion remarkably like the one you suggested (Almost identical in fact) and instead of conversation, I got a big NOOOOOOOOO (and was told to shut up on the subject).
Unknown2012-03-09 18:09:27
So the boring white lightning one was yours then? Yeah that's so old school. Get with the times.

Which zap was the one which made Miciah's shadow kill her with a sword then?
Druken2012-03-09 19:11:46
calico:

So the boring white lightning one was yours then? Yeah that's so old school. Get with the times.

Which zap was the one which made Miciah's shadow kill her with a sword then?


That's either Sidd's or Alacardael's.
Unknown2012-03-09 19:13:49
calico:

Which zap was the one which made Miciah's shadow kill her with a sword then?

They allowed that? I though it had to involve lightning in some way, or otherwise be obviously electric...

Also; I'm a fan or less.... dramatic zaps.
Lehki2012-03-09 20:55:46
People used to have really ridiculous shouts. With the barest hints of electric damage.
Tacita2012-03-09 21:11:28
calico:

So the boring white lightning one was yours then? Yeah that's so old school. Get with the times.

Which zap was the one which made Miciah's shadow kill her with a sword then?


That one is mine. Technically it makes your own shadow stab you in the back with a sword made of lightning, I believe.
Unknown2012-03-09 21:39:07
calico:

So the boring white lightning one was yours then? Yeah that's so old school. Get with the times.

Which zap was the one which made Miciah's shadow kill her with a sword then?


Him.
Unknown2012-03-10 00:14:31
Tacita:


That one is mine. Technically it makes your own shadow stab you in the back with a sword made of lightning, I believe.


It did say 'lightning ebon guard rapier' or something. That is a VERY awesome and cool zap, props to you (And sorry for calling him a her)

Now, freshly baked quotes from Aetherspace.


(Ship): Khydan says, "Those slivven seem to be enjoying the fresh, clean taste
of Morbo."
(Ship): Lawliet says, "What does a Morbo taste like, Khydan?"
(Ship): Eritheyl says, "Lines."
(Ship): Gorlois says, "He tastes like order."
(Ship): Drae says, "Well, he was made to order."


The Crescendo


Enigma's Gambit has been destroyed by a forestal gargantuan.
Gorlois has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Primary Collector.
Ainoh has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Quaternary Collector.
Lawliet has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Tertiary Collector.
Astrina has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Secondary Collector.
Aithera has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Port Turret.
Eritheyl has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Bow Turret.
Morbo has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Senary Collector.
Elleiya has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Among conduits of translucent crystal.
Khydan has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Port Turret.
Shedrin has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Quinary Collector.
Tulemrah has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at A crystalline observation platform.
Drae has died in the imploded wreckage of Enigma's Gambit.
You see the death occur at Starboard Turret.

Enigma's Gambit suddenly collapses on herself!
Enigma's Gambit implodes and your body is instantly torn apart by the unstable
reality of the Aetherways.
You have been slain by misadventure.

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(The IronHart Alliance): Lawliet says, "Anyone
know what fire whiskey does?"

(The IronHart Alliance): Gorlois says, "It's like smashing your head open with a
lemon wrapped around a large gold brick."