Quotes 7

by Arix

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Arix2012-03-14 15:44:03
Rivius:

You mean her right? :P


I don't know what I mean in this wacky, mixed-up world anymore. Damn genderbenders
Ssaliss2012-03-14 15:48:46
Do what I do and stick to "it".
Eritheyl2012-03-15 00:08:28
(Clan): Morbo says, "Tell her Morbo will rip her apart with his bear hands (hands of a bear)"

(Clan): Shedrin says, "BUMBLEBEAR."

(Clan): You say, "BZZZRAWR."

(Clan): Morbo says, "Sting like a bumblebear, maul like a bumblebear."

(Clan): Morbo says, "Just do everything like a bumblebear, and you'll be alright."


:D
Ssaliss2012-03-15 08:58:29
Happiness :D
You examine a partially formed ceramic puppy curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a ceramic puppy head curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a ceramic puppy.
You examine a partially formed copper igasho curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a copper igasho oil can curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing an assembled, copper igasho.
You examine a partially formed crystal tree curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a crystal tree tip curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a crystal tree.
You examine a partially formed ceramic deathwatch beetle curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a ceramic deathwatch beetle head curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a ceramic death watch beetle.
You examine a partially formed glass angel curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a glass angel head curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a delicate glass angel.
You examine a partially formed glass kitten curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a glass kitten amethyst heart curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a glass kitten.
You examine a partially formed iron cross curio carefully, before carefully touching it to an iron cross demonic statue curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a black-forged iron cross.
You examine a partially formed onyx gargoyle curio carefully, before carefully touching it to an onyx gargoyle neck curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing an onyx gargoyle.
You examine a partially formed lacquered puzzle box curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a lacquered puzzle box lid curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a lacquered puzzle box.
You examine a partially formed ruby dragon curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a ruby dragon head curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a ruby dragon.
You examine a partially formed sock monkey curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a sock monkey hat curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a mischievous sock monkey.
You examine a partially formed teddy bear curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a teddy bear head curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a plump, stuffed teddy bear.
You examine a partially formed teapot curio carefully, before carefully touching it to a teapot lid curio. A brief flash of light reveals that the two pieces have joined together, finally completing a delicate, enamelled teapot.


Sadness :(
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Completed - a music box top panel curio
Completed - a music box left side panel curio
Completed - a music box right side panel curio
Completed - a music box front panel curio
Needed - a music box back panel curio
Completed - a music box bottom panel curio
Completed - a music box handle curio
Completed - a music box lock curio
Completed - a music box mechanical innards curio
Completed - a music box ballerina figurine curio
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Completed - a looking glass top left mirror curio
Completed - a looking glass top right mirror curio
Completed - a looking glass bottom left mirror curio
Completed - a looking glass bottom right mirror curio
Completed - a looking glass top left frame curio
Completed - a looking glass top right frame curio
Completed - a looking glass bottom left frame curio
Needed - a looking glass bottom right frame curio
Completed - a looking glass frame backing curio
Completed - a looking glass filigreed ornament curio
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Arix2012-03-16 06:08:30
(Clan): Azula (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Nuu people from seren refuse to service me :(."
Unknown2012-03-16 06:45:19
Bah there was a really funny thing today on Celest's aether where Donato called Staar fat/pudgy, but my client already pushed it off the screen. Anyone have it?
Lawliet2012-03-16 15:01:50
So I log in and:

934 (system) 03/16 14:25 A silky snow phoenix with wings of sapp
933 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe
932 (system) 03/16 14:25 A radiant golden serpent possessing gre
931 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe
930 (system) 03/16 14:25 A giant feral chimaera with skeletal wi
929 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe
928 (system) 03/16 14:25 A great black hippogriff with black win
927 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe
926 (system) 03/16 14:25 A jade dragon turtle with yellow-green
925 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe
924 (system) 03/16 14:25 A giant noble eagle with soulful eyes o
923 (system) 03/16 14:25 The Crystal Keeper does not have the fe

Luckily they're all high level and I didn't leave them for too long, but that was a bit scary...
Unknown2012-03-17 01:54:24
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Innersea89."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Ignore that."

...what possible command could... can a Divine explain what 'Innersea89' is used for or something similar? It confuses me. Or is it like Go Marzen 64 and is just meant to sound cool, heh.

This is funny because the Gods make mistells as well.
Talan2012-03-17 02:15:52
calico:

...what possible command could... can a Divine explain what 'Innersea89' is used for or something similar? It confuses me. Or is it like Go Marzen 64 and is just meant to sound cool, heh.

Not a divine, but that clearly sounds like a room identifier. I'm sure the gods have lots of routine commands that would call for a similar reference. I think it is cool that you are so immersed that this would not be very obvious to you. :)
Unknown2012-03-17 02:25:45
Talan:

Not a divine, but that clearly sounds like a room identifier. I'm sure the gods have lots of routine commands that would call for a similar reference. I think it is cool that you are so immersed that this would not be very obvious to you. :)


Heh, thanks. It just didn't seem familiar to the path system or anything. Funnily enough, one of my characters was once thrown into the Inner Sea by a Divine. Hmm... so do the Gods just move invisibly through the world, checking rooms? Or was it Iosai.
Turnus2012-03-17 02:29:27
All the Gods are also admin. They could have been doing any number of things and likely just typoed the command.

Tsk, shame on you though, posting when they said to ignore it!
Unknown2012-03-17 02:34:55
Turnus:

All the Gods are also admin. They could have been doing any number of things and likely just typoed the command.

Tsk, shame on you though, posting when they said to ignore it!


Yah I know that, but which command did they 'typoed'? And I did ignore it! ICly, I just did nothing >.>


dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"
You bet 9472 gold sovereigns.
dealer says, "No more bets."
dealer deals you an Ace of Diamonds and a two of Clubs.
dealer deals themselves two cards. The up card is a nine of Spades.
You have 13.
dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"
You tap your cards and are dealt a seven of Diamonds, for a total of 20.
You have 20.
Dealer shows a nine of Spades.
dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit or stand?"
You stand on your 20.
dealer flips over their hole card, showing a five of
Diamonds for a total of 14.
They deals themselves a seven of Hearts, for a total of 21. They stand.
Your hand lost to dealer, who collects your bet.

:censor:! EVERY FREAKIN' TIME!
Ankastra2012-03-17 12:17:16
From the WHO list...
Shaggs - deep within the Gardens of Pleasure
Anita2012-03-18 00:47:07
You hum a happy tune.

Dripping water echoes in the distance.

"What?" Someone powerful asks curiously.

Serenguard Rivius Tarsuhl says, "I wonder w--."

You say, "Oh!"

You say, "Hello."

You curtsey gracefully.

The Portals of Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Enchanting Songbird,
Lyethal Silverwolf, Cuirr Arrane is here. Serenguard Rivius Tarsuhl is here, shrouded. He wields
a loboshigaru rapier in tribute to Loboshi's courage in his left hand and a loboshigaru rapier
in tribute to Volkh's spirit in his right. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.

Serenguard Rivius Tarsuhl says, "Hi!"

Delusion. You saw nothing.

You say, "Oh."

Rivius blinks.

Lyethal shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say to Rivius, "I am seeing things again, father. I do apologize."

You blush furiously.
Arix2012-03-18 03:40:33
The firmament shimmers into the image of a grand Design of incomprehensible complexity that stretches out into infinity. As the sheer weight of the vision presses down on your mind, the visage of the demigod Morbo briefly appears in the sky before the image fades.
what the hell is this? Is every demigod going to have a pretentious entry message now?
Unknown2012-03-18 03:47:43
That was Morbo being made a Zvoltz avatar, with much the same message as Ushaara.
Unknown2012-03-18 03:48:25
(Harbingers): Razenth says, "Nicholo, Elana, can I borrow you two real fast for something?"
(Harbingers): Elana says, "I assume so."
(Harbingers): You say, "Depends, what is it?"
(Harbingers): Razenth says, "I just need to test some stuff involving Mr. Tentacles."

(Harbingers): Razenth says, "If you two would be so kind to follow me?"
(Harbingers): You say, "... oh, how pleasant."
(Harbingers): Elana says, "Oh dear."
Elana tells you, "(( I hope he doesn't expect me to be wearing a japanese schoolgirl outfit."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I wonder why he didn't go Illuminati, at times like this.
Arix2012-03-18 03:56:28

That was Morbo being made a Zvoltz avatar, with much the same message as Ushaara.


Oh ok. I was worried this was some new demigod power, and thought of what it would be like if people like Munsia had it
Razenth2012-03-18 04:06:08
I did go Illuminati.
Arix2012-03-18 05:07:28
you mean IllumiNAUGHTY? loltentacles