Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2012-04-01 00:08:59
(Stiffieville): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Lucidians, frankly, I blame you for bringing this down upon us."

(Stiffieville): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Or up."

(Stiffieville): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Or something."
Xenthos2012-04-01 00:14:21
chelp glomdoring

Composed by: Xenthos
Composed on: 2006/07/04 09:01 GMT

Here are some things you need to know about Ickytrees.

1) The proper way to address the commune is to first say "Nothing
Matters but Ickytrees." The proper response to this cry is "Glory Be to
Ickytrees."

This is a tradition set by Lady Viravain and was often used to see who
paid attention to such things and were observant enough to learn custom
to be brought into inner circles. Now that the Commune has aged, this
secret may be revealed and its meaning better understood.

What does "Nothing Matters but Ickytrees" mean? We all say the oath but
do we know what it means?

The meaning is simple. Ickytrees, the commune and its belief system,
are more important than your own life and your own goals. We already
have a tradition of leaders stepping down. This is because these leaders
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have seen and are aware when their own egos would get in the way of the
progress of the Commune if they were to remain. All Guilds are part of
the commune, and no guild is more important than another, yet, if there
are problems in a guild there are problems in the Commune.

The lesson is simple.

YOU HAVE NO EGO SAVE DESIRE FOR ICKYTREES'S GLORY.
YOU HAVE NO PRIDE SAVE THE PRIDE IN THE GLORY OF ICKYTREES.
YOU HAVE NO WORRIES SAVE THAT YOU ARE BRINGING GLORY TO ICKYTREES.
YOU HAVE NO INTERESTS SAVE THAT OF ICKYTREES'S GLORY.

When you gain strength it is so you can help Ickytrees's battles.
When you gain riches it is so you can help Ickytrees's economy.
When you gain wisdom it is so you can teach Ickytrees's young.

And most importantly:
When you get hurt it is to give you an opportunity to learn to improve
yourself for the Ickytrees.

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This is why the response is "Glory be to Ickytrees." It is an
affirmation upon hearing that nothing matters but Ickytrees which
allows you to experience the pride and honour with which we are blessed
due to the Glory that is Ickytrees.

2) There is nothing else but Ickytrees, Nothing Matters but Ickytrees.
When you understand point 1, you will come to realize that that is all
you need to know.
Ytran2012-04-01 00:16:41
(Stiffieville): Talan says, "We can astroglide too yes?"
(Stiffieville): Talan says, "Oh havens. That one wasn't even intentional."
Svorai2012-04-01 00:21:28
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Great Crow sends this ravenwood nut so that Ickytrees may grow
stronger!"
Throwing his hands in the air, Brennan Stormcrow tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.
Rivius2012-04-01 02:09:22
Brennan Stormcrow shouts, "Nothing matters but Ickytrees!"
Sidd2012-04-01 03:06:39
Rivius:

Brennan Stormcrow shouts, "Nothing matters but Ickytrees!"


Best NMBG ever
Talan2012-04-01 03:14:07
Sidd:


Best NMBG ever

Funniest at least ;)
Unknown2012-04-01 04:44:28
MY COMMENT NO LONGER MAKES SENSE. IT SHALL BE CAST INTO THE PIT.
Lehki2012-04-01 04:50:34
EDIT: Into the piiiiiiiiit.
Unknown2012-04-01 05:20:28
The City of Stiffieville pulses briefly as the Ruby Generator reaches critical levels of energy.


(hehehehehe)
Razenth2012-04-01 05:26:08
... oh my goodness.
Unknown2012-04-01 05:58:11
Lightopian tells you, "Enough to gag him through the esophagus."

LOLOLOLOL. >_>
Malicia2012-04-02 20:48:00
(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "There's different varieties of whores/sluts?"

(House Aurendil): You say, "Peer."

(House Aurendil): Yurika (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "...."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Hey, honest question!"

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "There's the good old beckonwhore."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Men suck today. Silence."
-
(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "Then the inquiwhore."

(House Aurendil): Yurika (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Ia gree mali."

(House Aurendil): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "The soullesswhore."

You have successfully changed the name of your clan.



(Women's World): You say, "Mhm."

(Women's World): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."

(Women's World): Veyrzhul (from the Aetherways) says, "And many others!"

(Women's World): Rafael (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "The faithless hoecake."

(Women's World): Rafael (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Another variation."

(Women's World): Yurika (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, ">.>."

(Women's World): Yurika (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "That's new."

(Women's World): You say, "A WHAT?"


And welcome back, Rafael. :D
Neos2012-04-02 20:52:02
Malicia:

And welcome back, Rafael. :D

/feels left out
I want to lul :(
Malicia2012-04-02 20:53:51
:wub: Neos
Sakr2012-04-03 02:05:55
He was warned not to call women whores / sluts.
Shulamit2012-04-03 07:36:01
caress icon
As your fingers slide across the enameled image of the Urchin in Ivory, the
metal grows hot and a skein of caramel-scented smoke rises from Her likeness.

The Urchin squints up at you from Her perch amidst myriad pastries. Someone
unseen stoops to wipe the frosting from Her mouth.

The Urchin says solemnly, "And then sometimes, there are too many cupcakes. And
not enough all at once."

The Urchin peers about herself unscrupulously.

The Urchin intones, "We must test this paradigm. Bring Us the cupcakes that We
might do so."

The icon cools, the smoke dissipating from the gleaming image.

Cup cakes for the cup cake throne? Wheee.
Siam2012-04-03 10:53:05

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Commune Member Rank Position CT
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Ankou Shade On
Svorai Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
Samyaza Shadow Warden On
Siam Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
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(Slomdoring): Ankastra (from the Aetherways) says, "I have walked into the S-group, I feel scared :o."
Arix2012-04-03 16:59:10


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Commune Member Rank Position CT
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Ankou Shade On
Svorai Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
Samyaza Shadow Warden On
Siam Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
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(Slomdoring): Ankastra (from the Aetherways) says, "I have walked into the S-group, I feel scared :o."




ASSS
Siam2012-04-04 03:06:17
(Peasantface): Viynain says, "The following recruits are in Viynain's Manharem: Calesta, Crek."