Quotes 7

by Arix

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Lehki2012-04-04 04:53:43

(The IronHart Alliance): Sordino says, "Attempting DEATHSONG on hiriako. HINDER IT!"
6380h, 4525m, 5100e, 10p, 26400en, 20400w exk-

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Hiriako says, ""Join the Spirits of Yore in Death." is performing
deathsong on Somber notes tumbling out of a polished violin of ivory and black maple,! Gust out!"


I don't think that trigger is working quite right, Hiriako. XD
Arix2012-04-05 03:12:43
You chirp happily at a plush doll of Shashi.
A plush doll of Shashi chirps blithely back at you, the amber eyes sparkling in joy.
A plush doll of Shashi exclaims, "Do a little dance... do a little dance... do a little dance with Shaaaashi! Do a little dance with me!"
A plush doll of Shashi swirls in giddy circles across the ground, his bright tail gaily flowing behind him.
Unknown2012-04-05 06:34:31
Do a little dance? Make a little love?
Kiradawea2012-04-06 20:44:51

combatring status
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Number Participant Target Level Condition
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185582 Elohora, Lady of the Fraesic Sunfar, Keep 17 Untouched
54791 Fraesic Sunfar, Keep Elohora, Lady of the 1 Untouched
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Arix2012-04-07 01:55:50
More fun with the Shashi doll

A plush doll of Shashi folds his tail and turns his head to the side. Stomping one taloned foot, he does a fiesty tango across the ground, ending by snapping his tail open again with gusto.
A plush doll of Shashi exclaims, "The dance... of the peacock!"

A plush doll of Shashi exclaims, "One, two, three, four... put that peacock on the floor. Five, six, seven, eight... come on, all, let's celebrate!"
A plush doll of Shashi bobs his head in time to an inner beat, jumping from one foot to the other in a little dance.
Lawliet2012-04-07 04:20:02
So... Who's Shashi? I'm assuming it's an order specific doll.
Lehki2012-04-07 04:32:31
Maylea's pet peacock, I think.
Arix2012-04-07 06:14:39
yes, It's Maylea's pet. And the doll is very close to the real thing
Lehki2012-04-07 18:39:09
Saw Eoroi on GWHO, had to ask her a question.

You tell Chip Eoroi Zayah the Cookie Queen, "Did Enyalida and you ever make your final decision on Somebody? He was standing around here earlier asking."

You tell Chip Eoroi Zayah the Cookie Queen, "..."

Eoroi tells you, "Heh."

Eoroi tells you, "Uhhh."

You tell Chip Eoroi Zayah the Cookie Queen, "Interesting title."

Eoroi tells you, "Well, Lavil gave me a tiara of cookies."

Eoroi tells you, "Blame Sondayga!"

Sondayga. D:<
Kiradawea2012-04-09 12:19:14

"bottle2103" a glass bottle filled with milk (filled with the poison haemotox)

What are they feeding that baby?
Lehki2012-04-09 12:53:39
It looks like milk laced with heamotox.
Talan2012-04-09 18:58:11

(The Assimilated): Drae says, "What. The. Hell. I tell this kid I'm here to help him with all his novice tasks, then he goes on CT and asks for someone to help him do planar."

I love how everyone, down to the newest novice, instantly forgets about Drae. :)
(<3 Drae)
Unknown2012-04-10 00:58:33
Forgets about who?
Arix2012-04-10 01:17:43
Draylor, I think he said
Shulamit2012-04-10 13:21:39
You reach out and touch an antiqued, gilt-framed looking glass.
The surface of an antiqued, gilt-framed looking glass shimmers as your
reflection appears within it, glancing about in uncertainty.

Suddenly, your reflected self claws wildly at the surface of the glass, mouth
open in soundless cries of terror reflected in her eyes.

Before you can reach out to assist, your reflection suddenly falls out of sight,
beleaguered by a sudden shower of pink peeps that avalanche onto her, piling up
until they fill the glass's reflection. Suddenly, with a pop and a faint curl of
pink smoke, the surface of an antiqued, gilt-framed looking glass clears, and
your reflection wipes her brow in relief.

Oh gods! The peeps know I like eating them! Meeeeep.
Unknown2012-04-11 00:26:52
From Aetolia, but I felt it needs sharing,

probe sandwich
The Misogynist is a glorious creation, the culmination of much bar-room brainstorming. Thick, crusty
bread squeezes a veritable mountain of juicy roast meat. While the sandwich is utterly devoid of
vegetables, a thin, unidentifiable spread adds a touch of care and class to the culinary experience.
This is, undoubtedly, the work of a skilled woman.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Brayth, the bartender.

eat sandwich
As you sink your teeth into this delicious creation, you have the sudden urge to show a woman her
place.
Unknown2012-04-11 01:30:54
foolofsound:

Form Aetolia, but I felt it needs sharing,

For some reason I read that in the voice of Jeremy Clarkson...
Morbo2012-04-11 09:12:58
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "Oh that makes My question far more difficult. And here I was going to ask if you knew the air speed velocity of a rotund
pigeon."

<3 Isune
Tacita2012-04-13 00:06:50
Shaman Taerrick Stormcrow, of Summer's Song says, "It's too quiet. Put down the knitting, people are dying."

Helegena continues to knit, her needles clicking together as she concentrates.

Helegena glances up from her project with a slight curl of her lips before she buries herself back in her work.

You say to Helegena, "Do you have any thoughts, my dear?"

Cultist Helegena Stormcrow says, "I just wish to get this done. Papa Emar needs a new sweater before winter arrives."

Cultist Helegena Stormcrow says, "We can't have him freezing to death, you know how forgetful he can be."

Shaman Taerrick Stormcrow, of Summer's Song says, "Stockinette stitch or garter?"

Webwalker Sanshaj Oakvine says, "I note that you are using the wyrden purl style."

Cultist Helegena Stormcrow says, "It has a chevron stitch pattern, actually, with varying hues of purple."

Cultist Helegena Stormcrow says, "I think he'll look positively -dashing- in it."

Cultist Helegena Stormcrow says, "It is so close. Just a few more hours, and he will be so pleased. I hope!"



The rebels have successfully overwhelmed the Nightbringers of the Wyrden Court of Imperial Glomdoring and have won the Vengeance game!

The last vengeance game ended thusly:
Survivors:
o Xynthin (as Helegena (F)) (covert rebel) (winner!)

You say, "That'll teach me to trust the sweet, knitting old lady."

(That Clan): Sidd says, "Your knowledge of knitting surprises me."

(That Clan): Xynthin says, "I googled it."

(That Clan): Xynthin says, "That's why there was a pause."

(That Clan): Xynthin says, "I googled 'knitting stitches for sweaters' and it showed me a page of them, chevron was the first I clicked on."

(That Clan): Xynthin says, "It looked interesting."

(That Clan): Xynthin says, "I won't lie though, I have knitted."
Unknown2012-04-14 00:32:20
Talan:

I love how everyone, down to the newest novice, instantly forgets about Drae. :)
(<3 Drae)


It's why I need that Doctorate... To become more memorable.