Drae:


It's why I need that Doctorate... To become more memorable.

DOCTOR DRAE oh my god do it

Does Dr. Drae use the Eminem combat system?

Zarquan:

Does Dr. Drae use the Eminem combat system?

This post is like all my dreams just came true all at once.

Everybody tried getting me to prefix with Dr. for Dr. Dray.

Just..... No, heh.

psh, if they can get away with that, then Xena should be able to get away with the suffix "Warrior Princess".

/NZRepresent

Well, she'd have to change guilds and get elected CL first, I think.

Lendren:

Well, she'd have to change guilds and get elected CL first, I think.

Touche.

I think she actually did have that title for a time.

Lyria offers to do a Penumbra. This is what ensues.

Elana Nightshade, Mistress of the Bloodhunt says, "If I had my boobs any bigger, I bet I'd get even more indecent proposals from random Celest novices."

Tacita Ysav'rai, Song of the Wyrd says, "...a penumbra has never had that effect on me before."

Penumbra happens, and Tacita notices for the first time what happens when you do: Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell. Your body is agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and breasts fill out and become more plump and shapely. When the shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to brush your hair vainly, showing off your beautiful, new physique.

Tacita's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Tacita Ysav'rai, Song of the Wyrd says, "But...but...what do you DO with these things."

:D

Be careful. Recharging a cube from itself could cause a feedback loop that might destroy the universe. Or just give you a headache, but best not to risk it.

BEST. ERROR. EVER.

Lyria:

Lyria offers to do a Penumbra. This is what ensues.

Elana Nightshade, Mistress of the Bloodhunt says, "If I had my boobs any bigger, I bet I'd get even more indecent proposals from random Celest novices."

Tacita Ysav'rai, Song of the Wyrd says, "...a penumbra has never had that effect on me before."

Penumbra happens, and Tacita notices for the first time what happens when you do: Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell. Your body is agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and breasts fill out and become more plump and shapely. When the shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to brush your hair vainly, showing off your beautiful, new physique.

Tacita's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Tacita Ysav'rai, Song of the Wyrd says, "But...but...what do you DO with these things."

:D

What happens when a male does it?

Shou:


What happens when a male does it?

They probably get buff and flex all over the place and maybe do that weird thing where they make their pecs dance.

They turn into Johnny Bravo.

I have too much time on my hands.

READLOG VIVALDE:
2012/04/17 01:35:58 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 02:19:48 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 02:57:48 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 03:36:07 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 04:07:46 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's convincing nature is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 04:44:01 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 05:26:47 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 14:57:02 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Qoivhae's convincing nature is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 18:37:21 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's convincing nature is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 19:15:42 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 20:01:37 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.
2012/04/17 20:45:45 - The House's eyes are raised as its honour improves: Near's ruthless hunting is well known throughout the lands.

Only 100 million more essence to go! /wrists.

Looking as if he is reciting from memory, Spirit Warden Xynthin An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist says, "You did not lick me."

:o

So yeah, this happened:
Eyeamperty arrives from the north.
Eyeamperty flutters her eyelashes at you.
l eyeamperty
She is an ordinary human and her floppy labia is bringing sexy back as they whistle in a two-part harmony with her warbles. A pair of ample breasts jut over a washboard stomach, with an outtie belly button and a perky ass complimenting the peak of trill hawtness. Her tight badonkadonk sways back and forth as she influences guards, giving her a bonus. You can barely contain your lust for her, as golden dragon milk leaks from her nipples. She is completely naked.

It's back :o

notice her trill hawtness

Why would you post that? I am right now desperately trying to remove it from my memory.