Unknown2012-05-09 19:12:14
Enyalida:
It would be totally perfect if you were all wearing your replica Eventru Beardsâ„¢.
Evenfalsebeards.
Tacita2012-05-10 11:44:46
Harsh jagged lines tear through the fabric of time here, giving glimpses into the distant past.
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "You could try touching it."
(Glomdoring): You say, "I've had an idea."
(Glomdoring): You say, "This could go wrong. Shield yourselves."
You reach out and touch an unstable rift in time.
As your fingers pass through the rift, a backlash of energy flares outwards and consumes you,
ripping flesh from bone and soul from body.
You have been slain by an unstable rift in time.
You feel your soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "<3."
Trust abuse :(
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "You could try touching it."
(Glomdoring): You say, "I've had an idea."
(Glomdoring): You say, "This could go wrong. Shield yourselves."
You reach out and touch an unstable rift in time.
As your fingers pass through the rift, a backlash of energy flares outwards and consumes you,
ripping flesh from bone and soul from body.
You have been slain by an unstable rift in time.
You feel your soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "<3."
Trust abuse :(
Iosai2012-05-10 11:48:13
Sorry. :(
(If it makes you feel any better, you brightened up my morning.)
(If it makes you feel any better, you brightened up my morning.)
Tacita2012-05-10 11:48:52
<3
Rivius2012-05-10 12:32:28
Oh, Iosai. :P
Neos2012-05-10 13:20:39
Tacita:
Harsh jagged lines tear through the fabric of time here, giving glimpses into the distant past.
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "You could try touching it."
(Glomdoring): You say, "I've had an idea."
(Glomdoring): You say, "This could go wrong. Shield yourselves."
You reach out and touch an unstable rift in time.
As your fingers pass through the rift, a backlash of energy flares outwards and consumes you,
ripping flesh from bone and soul from body.
You have been slain by an unstable rift in time.
You feel your soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.
The Divine voice of (Iosai the Anomaly) echoes in your head, "<3."
Trust abuse :(
Eventru was right?!
Unknown2012-05-10 14:28:59
AquaNeos:
Eventru was right?!
Well, it's those you feel you know and trust the most who have the capacity to be the greatest of trolls, with the smallest of efforts!
Shedrin2012-05-11 06:47:59
(Hallifax): Isune says, "Quite frankly, I don't know why I bother getting in conversations with people who talk in nonsensical riddles."
(Hallifax): Onenmaru (from the Aetherways) says, "I can do it too, actually."
(Hallifax): You say, "It takes many delusions to avoid seeing the Design of the Architect. Such individuals who engage in that are naturally rather bent in the mind."
(Hallifax): Maellio says, "You are perhaps merely considerate and polite, even in the face of such madness."
(Hallifax): Isune says, "It is a bit like talking to someone who believes the word "morning" means "murder." How on earth can you expect to ever say "Good Morning" to them without causing a ruckus."
(Hallifax): You say, "By murdering them."
(Hallifax): Isune says, "Capital idea."
(Hallifax): Maellio says, "I suppose one could experiment to work up the lexicon of repla... or that."
(Hallifax): Maellio says, "That would be expeditious anyway."
(Hallifax): Isune says, "Murder? Possibly."
A streak of multicoloured light ignites the heavens, blinding in its descent.
Searing light knives your sight, colours leeching from your vision and
shattering into a plunging darkness that registers neither shape nor shade as a
blazing star crashes into your body. Merciful sparks burst in your peripheral
vision, bathed in the glow of the Lady Isune, who flickers before you like a
mirage. Aching for beauty, you reach for Her hand - but the image unravels into
morning fire at your fingertips, and as the soaring flames engulf your body, you
scream out words that drown in smoke.
You have been slain by Isune.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
Within the blink of an eye, your phantom armour dissipates into the aether.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine
spark within you enfolds your body with scorching flames.
(Hallifax): Isune says, "How was that, Commander?"
Kagato2012-05-11 07:35:57
Gods I love being able to simply CHAT with Lady Isune. She is one of the few Divine I seem to be able to simply... talk to.
Ironically, I was actually in Lady Isunes fulcrux at that time, greeting her.
Also...
Also
Also...
Ironically, I was actually in Lady Isunes fulcrux at that time, greeting her.
A streak of multicoloured light ignites the heavens, blinding in its descent.
Shedrin has been seared to death by the divine flame of Isune, the Aesthete.
You see the death occur at before the Matrix.
From your knowledge, that room might be in Cosmic Plane of the Continuum, or Hallifax City.
You say, "Nice aim by the way, Lady Aesthete."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "It's all in the wrist."
Also...
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "Well She is not known as the Lady Level-Headed, either."
Also
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "Perhaps We keep diaries, or talk to small birds that echo Our secrets when it is inappropriate to do so."
"Eh?" Volucer says curiously.
Volucer looks about himself suspiciously.
Kagato eyes Volucer curiously.
Volucer exclaims, "I didn't do it!"
You say, "That just makes you sound MORE guilty, Volucer."
Volucer puffs out his chest with an indignant 'hmph'
Also...
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "For example, I do not think you need to worry about Lady Terentia having 'Girl Chats' as you so described."
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "Nor would I expect Nocht the Silent to be particularly chatty about His personal life."
Kagato2012-05-11 08:03:01
Sorry about the double-post, but this one deserved its own post, I found it so amusing...
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "If it eases your mind at all, I had the Magistrate slain by My order for suggesting I marry him in an attempt to thwart the Lord Architect's alleged advances."
Kagato can't help but laugh a little at the comment.
You say, "I'm sorry, I can't help but see a bit of humor behind that - that is just me though."
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "Oh, believe Me, it was quite humorous."
Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "I enjoy watching Talan slay in My name and warn the Magistrate not to be 'fresh' with Me."
Neos2012-05-11 16:37:11
Undergraduate Zeref (Male Human).
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 19th of Shanthin, 305 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the University of Cosmic Understanding.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
I would have expected Mag or at least Glom. Didn't even do mage. :(
Talan2012-05-11 18:52:42
Kagato:
Sorry about the double-post, but this one deserved its own post, I found it so amusing...
She's not all sweetness and light! (only like 91-92% :D)
Kagato2012-05-11 23:09:42
Talan:
She's not all sweetness and light! (only like 91-92% :D)
I realise that, but she has definitely been lovely when I have been around. Everyone has their darker/angry side.
Eritheyl2012-05-12 03:59:09
Shedrin:
A streak of multicoloured light ignites the heavens, blinding in its descent.
Searing light knives your sight, colours leeching from your vision and
shattering into a plunging darkness that registers neither shape nor shade as a
blazing star crashes into your body. Merciful sparks burst in your peripheral
vision, bathed in the glow of the Lady Isune, who flickers before you like a
mirage. Aching for beauty, you reach for Her hand - but the image unravels into
morning fire at your fingertips, and as the soaring flames engulf your body, you
scream out words that drown in smoke.
You have been slain by Isune.
I've been waiting to see this for ages. Thank you.
Ssaliss2012-05-12 19:55:59
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Id Description Contents Vials Months
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24128 a grinning redcap keg a potion of allheale 186 *
376210 a grinning redcap keg an antidote potion 192 *
154327 a grinning redcap keg a potion of bromides 387 *
126974 a grinning redcap keg a choleric purgative 193 *
158151 a grinning redcap keg a potion of fire 187 *
52091 a grinning redcap keg a potion of frost 198 *
126991 a grinning redcap keg a potion of galvanism 190 *
150455 a grinning redcap keg a potion of healing 383 *
136153 a grinning redcap keg liniment salve 193 *
30123 a grinning redcap keg a love potion 192 *
146780 a grinning redcap keg a potion of mana 186 *
41936 a grinning redcap keg a melancholic purgative 191 *
112836 a grinning redcap keg a mending salve 188 *
65416 a grinning redcap keg a phlegmatic purgative 186 *
126915 a grinning redcap keg quicksilver 192 *
42847 a grinning redcap keg a regeneration salve 190 *
43195 a grinning redcap keg a sanguine purgative 197 *
26460 a grinning redcap keg elixir vitae 195 *
************************************************************************************************************************Finally managed to gather them all. Yay!
Unknown2012-05-13 02:39:46
You say, "Out of curiousity, where did you get a bardiche?"
You tilt your head curiously at Eventru.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Why, We forged it, of course."
You say, "I didn't know you knew how."
Eventru drops a black steel bardiche with platinum accents.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "See?"
Three metres of solid steel have been sturdily forged to create the
handle for this ebonised polearm. Fired to a midnight black hue, the
sleek shaft of this bardiche powerfully holds aloft the uniquely
defining blade of the weapon. Wrought to encompass a full metre in
length, the sable blade reaches partly past the steel handle of the
weapon to offer a greater reach to the polearm. Dark and unpolished, the
blade sports the beautifully contrasting addition of a keen,
platinum-borne edge. Bright bands of the silvery-blue metal further
ornament the rest of the weapon in alternating widths towards the lower
end of the handle. Though polished and elegantly crafted, the
scintillating platinum details nonetheless do nothing to take away from
the killing edge of the weapon.
It has 380 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 10 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Iosai the Anomaly.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Roseine Call Forging Cartel.
You say, "It has Iosai's mark on it..."
It is a two-handed weapon.
Damage: 576 Precision: 697 Speed: 391
There are no poisons or magical effects on a black steel bardiche with platinum accents.
Eventru peers at you unscrupulously.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Does not."
You say, "It does."
Three metres of solid steel have been sturdily forged to create the
handle for this ebonised polearm. Fired to a midnight black hue, the
sleek shaft of this bardiche powerfully holds aloft the uniquely
defining blade of the weapon. Wrought to encompass a full metre in
length, the sable blade reaches partly past the steel handle of the
weapon to offer a greater reach to the polearm. Dark and unpolished, the
blade sports the beautifully contrasting addition of a keen,
platinum-borne edge. Bright bands of the silvery-blue metal further
ornament the rest of the weapon in alternating widths towards the lower
end of the handle. Though polished and elegantly crafted, the
scintillating platinum details nonetheless do nothing to take away from
the killing edge of the weapon.
It has 380 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 10 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Roseine Call Forging Cartel.
Kagato arrives from the ether.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "No, it does not."
You say, "It... did?"
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Did not."
Zynna's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Eventru ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.
You say, "It doesn't now, anyways."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "It is a polearm that brings all the knights to the yard."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "They're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, We opine, it is better than yours. We could give it to you, but you'd have to practice rather hard."
Eventru pets a black steel bardiche with platinum accents ingratiatingly.
You tilt your head curiously at Eventru.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Why, We forged it, of course."
You say, "I didn't know you knew how."
Eventru drops a black steel bardiche with platinum accents.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "See?"
Three metres of solid steel have been sturdily forged to create the
handle for this ebonised polearm. Fired to a midnight black hue, the
sleek shaft of this bardiche powerfully holds aloft the uniquely
defining blade of the weapon. Wrought to encompass a full metre in
length, the sable blade reaches partly past the steel handle of the
weapon to offer a greater reach to the polearm. Dark and unpolished, the
blade sports the beautifully contrasting addition of a keen,
platinum-borne edge. Bright bands of the silvery-blue metal further
ornament the rest of the weapon in alternating widths towards the lower
end of the handle. Though polished and elegantly crafted, the
scintillating platinum details nonetheless do nothing to take away from
the killing edge of the weapon.
It has 380 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 10 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Iosai the Anomaly.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Roseine Call Forging Cartel.
You say, "It has Iosai's mark on it..."
It is a two-handed weapon.
Damage: 576 Precision: 697 Speed: 391
There are no poisons or magical effects on a black steel bardiche with platinum accents.
Eventru peers at you unscrupulously.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Does not."
You say, "It does."
Three metres of solid steel have been sturdily forged to create the
handle for this ebonised polearm. Fired to a midnight black hue, the
sleek shaft of this bardiche powerfully holds aloft the uniquely
defining blade of the weapon. Wrought to encompass a full metre in
length, the sable blade reaches partly past the steel handle of the
weapon to offer a greater reach to the polearm. Dark and unpolished, the
blade sports the beautifully contrasting addition of a keen,
platinum-borne edge. Bright bands of the silvery-blue metal further
ornament the rest of the weapon in alternating widths towards the lower
end of the handle. Though polished and elegantly crafted, the
scintillating platinum details nonetheless do nothing to take away from
the killing edge of the weapon.
It has 380 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 10 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
It has been stamped with the seal of The Roseine Call Forging Cartel.
Kagato arrives from the ether.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "No, it does not."
You say, "It... did?"
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Did not."
Zynna's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Eventru ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.
You say, "It doesn't now, anyways."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "It is a polearm that brings all the knights to the yard."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "They're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, We opine, it is better than yours. We could give it to you, but you'd have to practice rather hard."
Eventru pets a black steel bardiche with platinum accents ingratiatingly.
Kagato2012-05-13 03:09:34
You say, "I knew it was you that was the vigilante, Lord Exalted."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Eventru's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Why else would I be targetted in round one."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Statistically speaking, you were more likely to be an Assassin."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And you have a mouth, so it's easier to kill you quickly."
You say, "Suuuure. You just had a grudge."
You wink knowingly.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted smiles with a wink and says, "For what? Falling for my charms?"
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Eventru's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "Why else would I be targetted in round one."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Statistically speaking, you were more likely to be an Assassin."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And you have a mouth, so it's easier to kill you quickly."
You say, "Suuuure. You just had a grudge."
You wink knowingly.
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted smiles with a wink and says, "For what? Falling for my charms?"
Fania2012-05-13 03:40:16
(Aquamancers): You say, "Everyone doing okay?"
(Aquamancers): Jinx (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Quite well, Lady Fania. And I might say you look quite fetching in your Estar's finest today."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Uh, oh. What is it that you need?"
(Aquamancers): Jinx (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nothing today, but you can owe me a favour later."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Ha!"
:P Jinx
(Aquamancers): Jinx (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Quite well, Lady Fania. And I might say you look quite fetching in your Estar's finest today."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Uh, oh. What is it that you need?"
(Aquamancers): Jinx (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nothing today, but you can owe me a favour later."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Ha!"
:P Jinx
Unknown2012-05-13 10:00:35
Discussing the dismal state of the Gaudiguch Library:
(Gaudiguch): Shuyin says, "Books are for scholars."
(Gaudiguch): Shuyin says, "Next thing you know, we'll
be playing games that require you to read."
(Gaudiguch): Shuyin says, "Books are for scholars."
(Gaudiguch): Shuyin says, "Next thing you know, we'll
be playing games that require you to read."
Tacita2012-05-15 02:40:59
(Bad Puns Anonymous): You say, "You guys were totally supposed to jump in and suggest fun activities, btw."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): You say, "I cannot provide ALL the entertainment."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Shadow Court DanceOff."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Crek says, "Who Wants to be a Stewartsville Baby?"
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Are You Smarter Than A Weevil?"
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Malarious (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "If you and xens pet get together, we can make catgirls with good genetics."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Crek says, "Dancing with the Night."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Astraea says, "To Catch a Predator XD."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Cat-Eye for the Commune Guy."
Italics included despite irrelevance to give you an insight into the weirdness that is Malarious. I'm still not sure precisely what he meant by it (I do not want to think about it too hard).
(Bad Puns Anonymous): You say, "I cannot provide ALL the entertainment."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Shadow Court DanceOff."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Crek says, "Who Wants to be a Stewartsville Baby?"
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Are You Smarter Than A Weevil?"
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Malarious (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "If you and xens pet get together, we can make catgirls with good genetics."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Crek says, "Dancing with the Night."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Astraea says, "To Catch a Predator XD."
(Bad Puns Anonymous): Xynthin says, "Cat-Eye for the Commune Guy."
Italics included despite irrelevance to give you an insight into the weirdness that is Malarious. I'm still not sure precisely what he meant by it (I do not want to think about it too hard).
