Quotes 7

by Arix

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Rivius2012-05-15 15:55:21
(Viridian Rangers): Turnus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So what do you want me to do with all these heads?"

(Viridian Rangers): Iasmos (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Juggle for us."
Neos2012-05-16 23:21:19

The floor shakes as you fire a blast that slams into The Skyplume Gallery .
The Skyplume Gallery suddenly collapses on herself!
The Skyplume Gallery has been destroyed by Dagger of Justice.
Nelras has died in the imploded wreckage of The Skyplume Gallery.
You see the death occur at Path before the Skyplume Gallery.

The floor shakes as you fire a blast that slams into Thunder .
Thunder suddenly collapses on herself!
Thunder has been destroyed by Dagger of Justice.
Ushaara has died in the imploded wreckage of Thunder.
You see the death occur at Tail Gun.

Pew Pew
Shedrin2012-05-16 23:25:38

The floor shakes as you fire a blast that slams into Methrenton's Hammer .
Methrenton's Hammer suddenly collapses on herself!
Methrenton's Hammer has been destroyed by Enigma's Gambit.
Kelly has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at The central turret chamber. (?)
Vadi has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at The western turret chamber. (?)
Xynthin has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at The eastern turret chamber. (?)
Zalifa has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at Looking out over the aetherways. (?)
Saoirse has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at Looking out over Methrenton's Hammer. (?)
Inagin has died in the imploded wreckage of Methrenton's Hammer.
You see the death occur at A wide command chamber. (?)

Pew Pew

>_>
Lawliet2012-05-16 23:30:59
(Hallifax): Morbo says, "Okay, I'm going to go play portal now."

(Hallifax): Morbo says, "Pardon...."

Just wasn't expecting that after the semi-tense aetherflare :lol:
Neos2012-05-16 23:44:58
Shedrin:

Pew Pew

>_>

I got two!
Xenthos2012-05-17 00:43:46
Shedrin:

Pew Pew

>_>

I got a few, too. Along with a handful of rez-points.

It was pretty fun all-around, I hope!
Lawliet2012-05-17 22:49:37
You see Morbo aggressively approach Nelras and announce, "Prepare to exchange pleasantries!"

Haha, is this an emote I'm unaware of? Where did that come from? :lol:

Edit: Bursting with pride at his social competence, Morbo declares, "Chitchat achieved."
Shedrin2012-05-17 22:51:03
The emote he won in the auction.
Arix2012-05-18 00:15:02
Ok, that's funny. I would like to see the emote from Morbo's perspective Also, from the first person perspective

EDIT

Penitent Stangmar i'Colihn says, "I shall smoke some more weed and ponder this mystery."
Stangmar takes a long drag off his pipe.
Stangmar sits himself down.
Stangmar strokes himself suggestively.
lol emote fail
Stangmar2012-05-20 00:04:14
Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Indeed, it is a plan. And we shal start if Stangmar has finished molesting that poor drunk."

For the record, I was sitting at the Wailing Woman Inn, smoking weed and getting plastered when the drunk started attacking me.
Stangmar2012-05-20 00:05:29
Arix:

Ok, that's funny. I would like to see the emote from Morbo's perspective Also, from the first person perspective

EDIT

Penitent Stangmar i'Colihn says, "I shall smoke some more weed and ponder this mystery."
Stangmar takes a long drag off his pipe.
Stangmar sits himself down.
Stangmar strokes himself suggestively.
lol emote fail


I was trying to stroke my chin thoughtfully.....meh
Enyalida2012-05-20 18:53:21
Hmm. I think that's CHIN?

EDIT: No, wait... I wish we had EMSHOW :P
Unknown2012-05-21 01:17:40
(House Aurendil): Sipelus says, "The citizenship process is where you go around the alcoves and watch people fail at copy-pasting what you just said."


:D
Eritheyl2012-05-22 02:20:15
Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems says, "I'll just sit here."

Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems laughingly says, "Crying inside."

You pat Phoebus in a friendly manner.

You exclaim to Phoebus, "You will be fine!"

You enunciate, "The sun will rise!"

Brushing your hand against Phoebus's cheek, your eyes meet as the warmth of the morning sun suffuses
you both with the radiance of the aurora.

Phoebus rolls her eyes.

Phoebus tilts back her head and slams a shot of whiskey.

OhgodPhoebus :D
Unknown2012-05-22 02:30:17
eritheyl:

OhgodPhoebus :D

Don't let the tabloids get a hold of that one. :lol:
Unknown2012-05-22 11:21:52
eritheyl:

OhgodPhoebus :D


For the record, I totally expected Eri to break out into a trill-centric rendition of "Tomorrow", complete with flowing red curls.
Arsalil2012-05-24 00:45:38
You sniff Alacardael, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from him is.

Gold Hand Alacardael says, "I do not take kindly to unwanted sniffing."

You say to Alacardael, "Oh?"

You say, "And what exactly are you planning on doing about it?"

You give a cluster of snapdragons to Gold Hand Alacardael.

Gold Hand Alacardael says, "The usual. Blood and murder."

You say to Alacardael, "For your snappiness."

You nod your head sagely.

Gold Hand Alacardael crushes a cluster of snapdragons in his fist as it bursts into flames.

You blink.


You say to Alacardael, "Why would you do that!"

You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.

Gold Hand Alacardael says, "I do not take kindly to flowers."


I thought my snapdragons for his snappy attitude was witty... :(
Rivius2012-05-24 01:55:57

Druidess Aerys Tarsuhl looks skeptical and says to you, "You know how hard it is to find vegetarian food?"

Aerys gives a barely-cooked venison steak the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

You ask, "Since when are you vegetarian, Mrs. Meat?"

Druidess Aerys Tarsuhl says, "Since I became a mugwump."

Druidess Aerys Tarsuhl says, "Like I said, I *looks* delicious."

You look thoughtful and say, "Hrm. You always seemed to love your steak. Always a bit raw too."

Selira arrives from the east.

Druidess Aerys Tarsuhl looks skeptical and says, "I dooo! But... gag reflexes."

Selira leaves to the north.


And thus that is how a totally innocent conversation has disturbed a fellow commune mate.
Fania2012-05-24 17:40:13
A shimmering cascade of golden energy flow in from north, splashing and spraying rays of celestial light in all directions before coalescing into the proud form of Sipelus.

Lord Sipelus Inalai asks, "You think that entrance was a bit much?"

You say, "Well for most people yes."

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "But I'm totally pulling it off, right?"

You say, "Oh yes."

Sipelus gives the world a thumbs up.
Neos2012-05-24 17:54:19
Fania:

A shimmering cascade of golden energy flow in from north, splashing and spraying rays of celestial light in all directions before coalescing into the proud form of Sipelus.

Lord Sipelus Inalai asks, "You think that entrance was a bit much?"

You say, "Well for most people yes."

Lord Sipelus Inalai says, "But I'm totally pulling it off, right?"

You say, "Oh yes."

Sipelus gives the world a thumbs up.

I do really want to see all the new ones now.