Quotes 7

by Arix

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Rancoura2012-06-18 05:05:11

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Xynthin, I cannot forgive your actions! You do not
deserve the honours of being a True Ascendant!"

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "I strip from you the name of Xynthin! May you
forever walk in shame under the mortal guise as Xenthos."

The figure of True Ascendant Xynthin rises above Lusternia, twisting in agony. His lustrous form
curls and shrinks into the pathetic figure of Xenthos.

So, Xenthos... you being stripped of True Ascendance and publicly shamed into a "mortal guise" is the RP justification for going back to your old name...?

What are these supposed actions that deserve such a punishment from the Creatrix Herself?
Unknown2012-06-18 07:45:45
A transcendantly bad pun.
Unknown2012-06-18 09:11:54
who
You sense the following people:
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Alacardael - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
Samyaza - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
Ssaliss - before the Master Ravenwood Tree
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(*) Currently, there are 3 Lusternians on this Plane and 26 on other Planes.

:o
Tacita2012-06-18 23:44:31
Oblate Coia, Votary of Spider says, "Tacita made me an outfit for the party next month."

Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless says to Coia, "Ah, I see."

In a slightly uncomfortable tone, Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless says, "You look pretty?"

You murmur to Celina, "She's not wearing it right now. Those are her normal clothes."

Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless looks skeptical and says, "Oh."



Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless says, "Well, it's...it's...very...it's a dress."

Oblate Coia, Votary of Spider says, "Is that a bad thing?"

Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless says, "It's...."

Celina Ysav'rai, The Heartless says, "Ask your father."
Ankastra2012-06-20 09:25:02
Crime fits the punishment.... or why there needs to be an IOSAIROCKS command.

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(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Svo, we were having a discussion earlier about name pronunciations and yours came up!"

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "How do you say your name?"

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Like... say "four-eye" and then add an 's' to the front."

(Countdown Conundrum): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Please tell me that's where the name came from."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "With more of a 'rye' sound, I guess."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It isn't."

(Countdown Conundrum): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I was going to say "please tell me that's not where," but I realized I really wanted it to be."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I was like."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Character names."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Oh, I've been saying it wrong in my head then :P."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It can start with S. Need an obscure letter. V. Now a vowel. O. Now finish it. RAI. Done. Good. This is going to be a throwaway."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And then it didn't."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "I was saying it Svoh-ray."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehe, that's interesting."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Then I made it into the Svorai Rule after we had a discussion about Iosai >_>."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What the, what the."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "How to pronounce Iosai."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eye-oh-sigh."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not eee-oh-say."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Eye-Oh-Say!"

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nuuuu."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Iosai should come and correct us."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, ">_<."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Clearly Iosai should zap me for getting her name wrong, it's only right."

(deathspam ensues)

The fabric of creation ripples and contorts for a moment before settling down. You stumble forward, feeling the all-seeing eyes of Iosai descend upon your being, noting every thread and unscrupulously analysing every connection and interaction, laying bear your existence. Your senses go dark, and you suddenly understand the havoc you wreak upon the Tapestry of Creation on a daily basis. With a dismissive gesture, Iosai severs a single thread from the infinite expanse of your life, and you are temporarily removed from existence.


(deathsight)


Iosai the Anomaly has deemed Ankastra's existence an aberration, and she has been temporarily woven out of creation.


(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh my god."

(Countdown Conundrum): Svorai says, "-fit of laughter-."

(Countdown Conundrum): Skye says, "I love you, Iosai."

(Countdown Conundrum): Skye says, "Forever."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "Yep... only right :P."

(Countdown Conundrum): You say, "<3 Iosai."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Such a good sport!"
Tacita2012-06-20 14:03:30
The choiciest of morsels from last night's Nightshade party, bought to you by Awkward Silences Inc:

(Glomnomnom): You say, "Because I think everything is ready, which means I must've forgotten something!"
(Glomnomnom): Viynain says, "Fewd."
(Glomnomnom): You say, "We have food. It is displayed in lovely baskets that I learnt Artisan to make."
(Glomnomnom): Viynain says, "Furniture?!"
(Glomnomnom): You say, "Already in the room desc."
(Glomnomnom): Viynain says, "Scantily clad male servers."
(Glomnomnom): Xenthos says, "Ok."
(Glomnomnom): Viynain says, "We have a volunteer."
(Glomnomnom): Xenthos says, "I shall need a pair of form-fitting underpants."
(Glomnomnom): Viynain says, "And a bowtie."
(Glomnomnom): Crek says, "You can borrow my merry solstice stocking."
(Glomnomnom): Crek says, "Just cover your twig and berries with that."

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(Glomnomnom): Ankastra says, "Omg I have to RP? WHAT IS THIS :P."
(Glomnomnom): Xenthos says, "Qq."

---

Looking at all gathered, Astraea Nightshade says, "Many many years ago - too long to bother counting, I proposed to one oddly regal Illithoid. Most Illithoid are rather..alien in their ways, and yet this particular woman seemed to have been born to follow Mother Night. She was a bit younger than me, and yet, I believe we have all robbed a cradle of its inhabitant, when the time seemed right."

Continuing, Astraea Nightshade says, "Slightly before that, I had become aware of one quite simple, and yet altogether astounding fact. I could trace my lineage back to Rowena Nightshade. This surprising tidbit of knowledge I'm sure would serve as abominable to some of you gathers, demanding as my aunt is known to be. It is tough, I think, to be related to an undead twin-bearing rapist. And yet every family has their issues, I suppose."

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With utmost grace, Astraea Nightshade says, "It is a pleasure to serve alongside the Ysav'rai, without whom Glomdoring would not have grown nearly as mighty, I think."

help glomdoring
Great Houses: Stormcrow, Ysav'rai, and Nightshade

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Lord Eliron Shee-Slaugh, Maestro of the Lament says, "Mm, yes, because clearly I've drug Stratas and Iorwen to the altar and tied them there until I could also drag someone else acceptable over."
Unknown2012-06-24 06:21:15
Nightshade party. :( I wish I could have went if I wouldn't be eviscerated on sight.

But anyways... So Serenwilde's getting raided on Prime. Ambersia tells us on CT that she's turning of the aether since we're all screaming 'WHERE'S ALACARDAEL?!' Later on, the main party begins with a limbo back and forth into the Sea and Seren!


(Serenwilde): You say, "Do not fight in the Sea. I repeat, do not fight in the Sea. They have superior numbers and are declaring." (And STAY IN THE FOREST warnings.)
...

(Serenwilde): Ambersia says, "Dearest forest, I have returned, this time for good. the wonderful guild I have seen through since its birth has fallen into a depression. Having seen almost no leadership, save hiriako and azus in the past several weaves, and hearing general complaints from the ejeis that there is no one to guide them, I have decided to contest the Khan."
(Serenwilde): Sivas says, "Right now?"
(Serenwilde): Sivas says, "When we're being attacked?"
(Serenwilde): Riluna says, "Wonderful. Your energies may be better spent contesting the raiders."

<3 Riluna.
Arix2012-06-24 09:21:13
Ambersia, honey, nobody outside the Shofangi gives :censor: that you're contesting the Khan
Unknown2012-06-26 19:32:30
You whip your translucent hands through the air, flaying a cow with ethereal fingers.
A cow screams as her mind is ripped to shreds.
You have slain a cow.
Svana2012-06-28 02:47:17
Pectus has drowned.
You see the death occur at deep within the bubbling, fiery magma.


....
Fania2012-06-28 20:31:34
My complete and utter fail:



(Creative Flow): Kialkarkea says, "Bark?"

(Creative Flow): Kialkarkea says, "...mis."

(The Aqua Council): You say, "6 woof woof."

(Creative Flow): You say, "Mis."

(The Aqua Council): You say, "Mis, obviously."

(Creative Flow): You say, "Woof woof."

(Creative Flow): You say, "And I missed that onto the Aqua Council."

(Creative Flow): You say, "This is what I get for making fun of you!"
Arix2012-06-28 21:33:54
You just know Nydie-poo will use that mis against you
Unknown2012-06-30 16:39:15
You create a series of windows in the cosmic fabric and search out all your enemies.
Through the cosmic windows, you see:
Talan - Moral High Ground (the Aetherways)

:)
Fania2012-07-04 01:19:51
Just some of the important messages I have to go through every day as Archmage. Yes, the messages I sent him were just as important. It's tough work being a guild leader. ^-^


Sent By: Jinx On 07/03/11:41
I'm messaging you to inform you that the message of receiving messages was received in message form.


Sent By: Jinx On 07/03/20:59
This message is to confirm that the message confirming the confirmation of the confirming confirmer was confirmed in such a way that the consequences surrounding the categorically concentrate around a confluence which correctly confirms all consequential conversations.
Enyalida2012-07-04 19:06:26
You have these accounts at the following banks:
First Seren Trust : Some sovereigns
Gaudiguch Merchant Bank : 1 sovereigns
Tacita2012-07-06 16:15:03
Ankastra tells you, "I think we should put Xenthos in a box."

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "...what sort of box?"

Ankastra tells you, "One with sides."

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "To what end?"

Ankastra tells you, "Well, we could wrap him up in a modular origami."

Ankastra tells you, "So he couldn't get out in case he goes mad."

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "I believe it is the Unstable God that would be going mad, not Xenthos."

Ankastra tells you, "Oh. Well. I think dadthing didn't teach me reading and writing very well."

Ankastra tells you, "But the problem with is that when we open it I think in some parts of Gaudiguch they also use that for strippers."

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "...I am not sure that sort of thing works with someone in platemail."

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "On reflection, I think it best that we not keep Xenthos in a box."

Ankastra tells you, "It doesn't have to have a lid!"

You tell Agent Ankastra, Vespertine Space Pirate, "Hmm. It could just be very deep, like a pit for keeping a pet? We could observe him at play, and such?"

Ankastra tells you, "And if we give him a little bar and a sign he could sell fizzy lemon beverages."
Xenthos2012-07-06 23:13:35
:o
Anita2012-07-08 12:14:47
(*): Rivius says, "Which manse is it?"
(*): Sivas (from the Aetherways) says, "Kagatos."
(Market): Sivas says, "One more for ffa."
(*): You say, "What are you doing in his manse?"
(*): Rivius (from the Aetherways) says, "Ok. Beam."
(*): Sivas (from the Aetherways) says, "I was looking for a way into celest."
(*): Rivius (from the Aetherways) says, "...Why are you in his bedroom."
(*): You say, "..."
(*): Sivas (from the Aetherways) says, "The door locked on me."
(*): Rivius (from the Aetherways) says, "Sivas, is there something you want to tell us about...?"
(*): You say, "But you don't need to explore to exit to Celest."
(*): Sivas says, "I accidently moved north. :(."
(*): Rivius says, "You sure nothing funny happened? -eye-."
(*): Sivas says, "I was alone dood."
(*): Rivius says, "Well, when I came you were!"
Unknown2012-07-08 14:12:04
Foiled :P
Eritheyl2012-07-08 16:02:46
Upon the Bridge of Wings. (road).
A deep, ominous song hangs heavy in the air, warning of the presence of a war shrine of Isune nearby.
Banks of clouds roil about here. One or two light fluffy clouds drift lazily through the sky. Just
beyond the crystal archway, the Bridge of Wings stretches towards the crystal city of Hallifax away
from Avechna's Teeth, though the view is obfuscated by a sudden mass of clouds that envelop the
bridge. Completely translucent and made of fine crystal, the bridge occasionally paints the
surrounding clouds in prismatic hues, a wild display of colours before the sunlight is obfuscated
once more. A platinum eye sigil is here. A regal, red stag with sienna wings wanders about here, his
head held regally.
You see exits leading east and west.

A small furry creature darts across the road in front of you.

A regal, red stag with sienna wings tilts his antlers back curiously.

It came from the mist :<