Quotes 7

by Arix

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Xenthos2012-07-19 01:52:39
(Peasantface): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bahaha."
(Peasantface): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I just looked at my score and saw I had a ton of esteem I hadn't imbued - strange, I don't remember getting that."
(Peasantface): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So I try to and find I don't have that much."
(Peasantface): Skye (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then I suddenly have none."
(Peasantface): You say, "Who did you score?"

It was a leap of logic, sheesh. :(
Ardmore2012-07-19 01:54:20
Party pooper. -_-
Seraphina2012-07-19 02:37:47
Ardmore:

Oh my...


O.O Why Skye**, is there something I should know? :P
Arsalil2012-07-19 03:17:57
Iosen in regards to his sock monkey:

Hasekis Iosen Firestar, A Wanderer Amidst the Sand says, "Be careful. He has sticky paws."
Eritheyl2012-07-19 03:48:38

<>: Daedalion says, "There will be much woeing, much of it in private. There are few
people who like listening to my woes."

<>: Isune says, "I hear that bashing in the skulls of unsuspecting dracnari is a
marvelous way to vent such woes."

<>: Daedalion says, "Ooh, I shall have to try that. Dead people can't run away when you
talk to them."
Arix2012-07-19 04:11:56
sure they can, ghosts can leave a room
Xenthos2012-07-20 02:28:22
Rocking back and forth, High Priest Viynain Erid'in whispers, "I'm a good cookie. I'm a good cookie."
Ardmore2012-07-20 02:32:16
How embarrassing. -divorce-
Xiel2012-07-20 02:36:37
*whimper*
Eritheyl2012-07-20 05:23:43
The Central Transphenortex Directorate.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and down.

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with motes of bright light.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly
solidifies as Calesta, riding a wiry haired mammoth with enormous ears, comes into view.
A wiry haired mammoth stomps in from the ether.

Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 1 on other Planes.

Deep in thought, you lean your cheek on your hand.

Calesta, riding a wiry haired mammoth with enormous ears, dissolves into the pool of blood beneath
him, which courses southeastward in a rolling torrent.
A wiry haired mammoth stomps off to the southeast.

When in doubt, stand around helplessly until they leave >_>
Aldani2012-07-23 01:59:55
(): You say, "Most people think I'm a dude, so it works."

(): Eritheyl (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You aren't? >_>."

(): You say, "...No."

(): Eritheyl (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh."

(): Eritheyl (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But when you briefly touch on your personal life, I always get the feeling that you're this dashing, chivalrous man with a cleft chin and a gentle curl to his flowing locks."
Unknown2012-07-23 02:09:36
:lol: Eri...

(Do people really think you're a guy? >.> You're not the most feminine-acting of folks, sure, but I could always tell you were female.)
Eritheyl2012-07-23 02:58:25
Clefty bride, why have you forsaken me! ;~;
Ytran2012-07-23 03:04:27
Aldani is a male. Don't let her him fool you.
Lothringen2012-07-24 07:10:27

A merian priestess raises her left hand skywards, calling out loudly to the Exalted Lord. A sharp, aching pain races through your mind as tawny-streaked violet eyes consume your vision.
A merian priestess raises her left hand skywards, calling out loudly to the Exalted Lord. A sharp, aching pain races through your mind as tawny-streaked violet eyes consume your vision.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
You have been slain by a merian priestess.
You become visible once more.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
A pale amber kephera egg falls out of your inventory.
0h, 6600m, 7200e, 10p, 24490en, 28648w elrx- (XBHSPFA) {20.0468} -826 -110 -300

With a single glance behind her, a merian priestess elegantly slips off to the northeast.
0h, 6600m, 7200e, 10p, 24490en, 28648w elrx- (XBHSPFA) {20.8447}

You fold space and a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes to the Vault of Heaven. You ascend confidently through the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind you.
--- v6335 ---



--- 0:0:1 ---
The Vault of Heaven.With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly.
You see a single exit leading down.

0h, 6600m, 7200e, 10p, 24490en, 28648w elrx- (XBHSPFA) {20.8875}
sip health
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 6600m, 7200e, 10p, 24490en, 28648w elrx- (XBHSPFA) {20.9299}
You are dead and cannot do that.


Don't mind me, just boring a hole through the fabric of the planes while dead.
Elenwe2012-07-24 17:36:50
We were discussing hamster hunts when Caoin asked:

(The Myeran Community): Caoin says, "So... is that exactly what it sounds like?"

(The Myeran Community): Lleuke says, "Yep!"

(The Myeran Community): Kyair says, "Yup."

(The Myeran Community): You say, "Yep, you have to catch the hamster, scalp it, and run around chanting... it is quite cruel to the hamsters."

(The Myeran Community): You say, "Plus, have you ever scalped a hamster... it is REALLY hard."

(The Myeran Community): Sondayga says, "I end up just getting fur and blood everywhere :(."

(The Myeran Community): Kyair says, "And you can't kill it and then scalp it, either."

(The Myeran Community): Lleuke says, "It's a tough contest. Only the strong survive."

(The Myeran Community): Caoin says, "Lol. Poor hamster."
Daganev2012-07-24 19:17:57
Out while bashing/hunting.... This is the chaos that the family system creates .....



You say, "Ok, so I discovered that you need to date and woo Ceryis."
You say, "She is a little bit on the viscanti side, but thats not so bad."
Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx says, "She is just a kid."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
You say, "Bears like em young?"
Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx says, "Whoa whoa whoa."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx says, "YOU might."
Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx says, "Pedo."
Tharruk utters a deep, rumbling laugh at you.
You say, "Pedobear thank you very much.."
Tharruk utters a deep, rumbling laugh at you.
Tharruk tells you, "Smh."
You say, "If they are old enough for the portal, they are old enough for you."
Tharruk rolls on the floor, laughing.
(69.27%) 12 (6350|83h), (4335|97m), (100e), (32wp), (55en), 10p (e)-
Tharruk rolls on the floor, laughing.
(69.27%) 12 (6350|83h), (4335|97m), (100e), (32wp), (55en), 10p (e)-
Tharruk rolls on the floor, laughing.
(69.27%) 12 (6350|83h), (4335|97m), (100e), (32wp), (55en), 10p (e)-
Tharruk rolls on the floor, laughing.
(69.27%) 12 (6350|83h), (4335|97m), (100e), (32wp), (55en), 10p (e)-
Tharruk rolls on the floor, laughing.
Tharruk tells you, "Worst...rp...ever!!"
You tell Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx, "LOL."
Tharruk tells you, "That would be super funny though."
Tharruk tells you, "You should be a brown bear."
You tell Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx, "Which part?"
Tharruk tells you, "The Pedobear part."
You tell Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx, "Ahh."
You tell Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx, "Almost good enough to go into the quotes :P."
Tharruk tells you, "I think it might be."
You tell Dark Reaver Tharruk Treeripper, The Onyx, "And THAT will get tharruk the ladies!"
Tharruk tells you, "Yea thats EXACTLY what Tharruk needs."
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(69.63%) 12 (7194|95h), (4385|98m), (100e), (32wp), (53en), 10p (e)-
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(69.63%) 12 (7194|95h), (4385|98m), (100e), (32wp), (53en), 10p (e)-
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(69.63%) 12 (7194|95h), (4385|98m), (100e), (32wp), (53en), 10p (e)-
You roll on the floor, laughing.
(69.63%) 12 (7194|95h), (4385|98m), (100e), (32wp), (53en), 10p (e)-
Tharruk tells you, "To be known as the Pedobear."
Tharruk tells you, "Actually yea, cause then youre the creep and Im not."
Eritheyl2012-07-26 00:24:42
(Upstanding Citizens' Association): Phoebus (from the Aetherways) says, ""a bee bee bee bee bee! A
bee bee bee bee bee!" "WAAAH WEEE WAAAH" "baby! loud baby! bee bee bee" "WEEEEEAUUGH WWEEEE"."

(Upstanding Citizens' Association): Phoebus (from the Aetherways) says, "Me: I WILL KILL YOU ALL."

(Upstanding Citizens' Association): You say, "Ohhhh ma gawwuurrrr."
Unknown2012-07-26 00:53:46
Why do you mock my pain?
Elenwe2012-07-26 06:13:58
(Market): Gero says, "Transcendent Spellcrafter for hire!"

You tell Gero, "I need a dreamcatcher."

Gero tells you, "Buy one?"

Gero tells you, "Oh I'm an enchanter!"

You tell Gero, "Hehe... yeah."