Quotes 7

by Arix

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Arsalil2012-07-26 23:31:20
Spark Tenzuka says, "Half past eleven....what to do now...."

Menelaus Ves'ril, The Third Man says, "You could give me 5000 gold."

Tenzuka snarls viciously at Menelaus.

Menelaus Ves'ril, The Third Man says, "It's something to do isn't it?"

You say, "Half past eleven...I think that's shirtless o'clock."

Spark Tenzuka says, "One simple exhale is all it takes..."

Seilo removes a plain grey tunic.

Seilo begins to wield a plain grey tunic in his left hand.

Tenzuka blinks.

You nod your head at Seilo.

Seilo brandishes a plain grey tunic menacingly.

Seilo tosses a plain grey tunic to you, and you catch it nimbly.

Seilo nods his head sagely.
Unknown2012-07-27 03:55:56
Mouthy spark.
Arix2012-07-27 07:30:50
he's none too bright either, the other day he said he needed a title, but the he got mad when I titled him Sparkly Tenzuka, the Slaphappy Sparkler
Eritheyl2012-07-27 13:15:07
Discussing suicide attempts with Maellio, nothing too odd here:

Professor Maellio Onz'Verheu, Penumbral Observer says, "A silver lining if any, though admittedly
the metaphor is doomed from the start. You have wings."

You laughingly say, "Then I suppose I would have to be more determined than any, if attempting to
make myself a smear upon the ground."

Professor Maellio Onz'Verheu, Penumbral Observer says, "I would not have fared much better in that
metaphor, barring the two of me that have wings a majority of myselves tend to bounce."

Admittedly, I had to stare blankly and read this a few times before I realized -how great- it was.
:D
And also this, just because I love my silly family:

(Clan): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "I want to call you my evil stepmother :(."

(Clan): You say, "Stepmotheraunt."

(Clan): Zyphora (from the Aetherways) says, "Aldani is your step-mother through marriage to Father Eritheyl."

(Clan): Aldani says, "Zyphora is your step-daughter through Eritheyl's marriage with Morshoth. Morshoth is your brother."

(Clan): Aldani says, "Got some Claudius going on up in here."

(Clan): You say, "Could be worse."

(Clan): You say, "Oedipus, anyone?"

(Clan): Aldani says, "Zyphora, if you kill Eritheyl and try to bed me, it's not going to end well for you."

(Clan): Zyphora says, "I'm not enticing enough?"

(Clan): Zyphora says, "WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU WANT ME T_T."

(Clan): Aldani says, "Mostly it's the trying to bed part. It won't end well for anyone who tries to bed me."

(Clan): Zyphora says, "I don't try to understand the sexual mechanics of lucidian."
Neos2012-07-31 19:37:24
(The Equinox): Sidd (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Targeting: Elrxkdb."
Rancoura2012-07-31 23:14:25
eritheyl:

Professor Maellio Onz'Verheu, Penumbral Observer says,


Maellio, the fact that you still bear this title is surprising, and... awesome, really. I had to look up a log to remind myself about it and was subsequently hit by an onslaught of acute nostalgia (which tends to happen when reading logs from around 2 years ago).
Unknown2012-08-01 03:29:21
Post-Vengeance Game:
Solemnly, Glimmer of Moondust, Nuela says to Hoaracle, "It was nice meeting You,
even though you helped to kill me."

Nuela grins impishly at Hoaracle, eyes lit with mischief.

Hoaracle, the Forest Dreamer says to Nuela, "It was nice to meet you as well,
hoom."

Glimmer of Moondust, Nuela says to Hoaracle, "I'm sorry I dropped candy on your
head."

Nuela grins sheepishly, averting her eyes from Hoaracle.


Nuela is so cute.
Unknown2012-08-02 01:59:03

Maellio, the fact that you still bear this title is surprising, and... awesome, really. I had to look up a log to remind myself about it and was subsequently hit by an onslaught of acute nostalgia (which tends to happen when reading logs from around 2 years ago).


Glad to foster good nostalgia. The title rather fits him, though being the only one awarded||assigned him with any direct, poignant meaning certainly helps too.
Tacita2012-08-02 18:55:03
(Context? What Context?): Astraea says, "And I can't rub Xenthos and get anything worthwhile."
Xenthos2012-08-03 01:15:53
Tacita:

(Context? What Context?): Astraea says, "And I can't rub Xenthos and get anything worthwhile."

What?

I feel that context is necessary. :(
Ixion2012-08-03 05:45:50
Astraea felt that context.
Shulamit2012-08-03 06:09:04
(Gaudiguch): Viynain says, "Again with the weight jabs!"

(Gaudiguch): Mysrai says, "Our Priest is vast."

(Gaudiguch): Viynain says, "All the more to worship You with, Great One!"

(Gaudiguch): Elana says, "That he is, Lord-and-Lady."

(Gaudiguch): Mysrai says, "We would not select one such as he otherwise."

(Gaudiguch): Mysrai says, "Indeed, when Our Viynain seats himself about the
temple, he is truly seated around the temple."

(Gaudiguch): Ashed (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh my."

(Gaudiguch): You say, "I will continue to feed him cup cakes, so that he may
still venerate You in his....vastness."

(Gaudiguch): Mysrai says, "It is well."

(sorry Viynain. It was amusing. Then I felt bad, but my normal thing of giving you cup cakes might actually be bad this time :( )
Eritheyl2012-08-03 06:51:41
(Order): Isune says, "Somehow I think Divine women bursting out of cakes gives off a very different message."

-

(Order): Isune says, "It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant."

(Order): You say, "Genius, I say."

(Order): Isune says, "And we'll put that cake in another cake, and mail that cake to My Fulcrux, and when it arrives, ah ha ha, I'll smash it with Zvoltz's hammer!"

(Order): You say, "Why would we smash the cake!"

(Order): Isune says, "Hm, actually that plan is rather ineffectual. I was on a roll for a bit."
Unknown2012-08-03 07:10:31
eritheyl:



Isune is awesome for the Emperor's New Groove reference.
Gero2012-08-03 10:27:11
Jerica grasps the edge of the Wheel of Tzaraziko before giving it a heavy push, sending it spinning. Slow at first, the wheel begins to spin faster and faster, the air about it warping in a wild array of colours as it becomes impossible to watch.
6359h, 6600m, 4800e, 10p melrxkb (xhspfwb)
Jerica drops a divinely wrapped present.
6359h, 6600m, 4800e, 10p melrxkb (xhspfwb)
You gasp with the realisation that Jerica has reached the level of Demigod.
Jerica's body glows briefly before exploding in a bright light.
Jerica leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.



DemiGod by wheel!
Ixion2012-08-03 10:49:21
^ Aetherbashing v2.0
Unknown2012-08-05 19:36:11
(Order): You say, "Perhaps, Lord, You ought to look into utilizing a cute mascot of sorts."

(Order): You say, "I know many are charmed by the Lady's falcon, Volucer."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Perhaps I could ask Morgfyre to suck out on of your souls and I will use your body like a puppet."

(Order): You say, "That is not very cute, Lord."

(Order): Maellio says, "And not all of us are physically adorable, such skinpuppets might come off as undesirable."

(Order): Zvoltz says, "Yes, perhaps we may be dipping to deep into the uncanny valley there."

(Order): Maellio says, "Though, if we are presumedly envitae'd, we would at least get the pleasure of seeing ourselves serve forever as Your terrifying meat-puppet."

(Order): You say, "Still not cute, though."
Unknown2012-08-05 20:55:15
(Ship): Phoebus says, "I embrace the pig."

No context needed
Unknown2012-08-06 17:23:16



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Eritheyl2012-08-07 01:05:23
(Clan): Zyphora says, "Lol guys. FAMILY TREE UNICRON."

Unicron is not currently active in any family.
Unicron is considering Eria n'Lochli and Raezon as his parents (12 months).
Children: None

(Clan): Ircria says, "I think I ed something up."