Quotes 7

by Arix

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Zyphora2012-08-07 01:06:40
eritheyl:



Secret love-child! :o
Unknown2012-08-07 01:18:24
eritheyl:



How the heck... xD
Ardmore2012-08-07 02:48:25
Her ego's so big it's hard-coded into the game! >.> (joking)

Phoebus tells you, "Fool! I love Phoebus."
Unknown2012-08-07 03:07:44
Ardmore:

Her ego's so big it's hard-coded into the game! >.> (joking)

Phoebus tells you, "Fool! I love Phoebus."

That is absolutely perfect. Phoebus is pretty vain. -brush-
Unknown2012-08-07 03:10:52
Unicron is not currently active in any family.
Unicron is considering Eria n'Lochli and Raezon as his parents (12 months).
Children: None

I am personally considering Fain and Eventru as my parents. WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE EACH OTHER?
Unknown2012-08-07 10:59:14
Unicron is not currently active in any family.
Unicron is considering Eria n'Lochli and Raezon as his parents (12 months).
Children: None


I'd say that's the result of a bug and an adoption where the partner suicided but not sure.
Portius2012-08-07 23:29:57
Because Isune managed to provoke hideous, cat-scaring laughter:

You say, "Beaurocracy waits for no man."

Motes of light around the caldera pulse brightly as a soft voice echoes, "May
you file all your papers in triplicate, Portius of Mine."
Unknown2012-08-08 00:08:10
(bureaucracy)
Daraius2012-08-08 00:38:24
I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yes. Please learn to spell that word and its variants, Hallifax. :lol:
Portius2012-08-08 00:45:22
Yes, yes. Hallifax has a librarian that couldn't spell certain words if his life depended on it. Be glad that he has a spellchecker for things outside of conversations.
Daraius2012-08-08 00:53:48
Portius:

Yes, yes. Hallifax has a librarian that couldn't spell certain words if his life depended on it. Be glad that he has a spellchecker for things outside of conversations.


Don't worry. Many great minds of Hallifax never could get it. It's like a tradition.
Unknown2012-08-08 01:01:52
Pedantry is also a Hallifaxian tradition. -twiddle-
Ytran2012-08-08 01:13:35
Twiddling is most un-Hallifaxian. For shame.
Lendren2012-08-08 11:29:56
It's easier if you break into its two parts, bureau and -cracy.
Daganev2012-08-08 11:36:15
Lendren:

It's easier if you break into its two parts, bureau and -cracszy.


fixed
Tacita2012-08-08 20:19:13
A figurine of Xenthos bashes a figurine of the Eye of Zenos over the head, nearly knocking out an eye.
Unknown2012-08-09 02:26:43
You create a series of windows in the cosmic fabric and search out all your enemies.
Through the cosmic windows, you see:
...
Talan - Alacardael, you are the only person who still scries me (the Aetherways)
Eritheyl2012-08-09 05:16:04
Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems says, "We need to install a sprinkler system."

Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems says, "Running down to the Shallach with a bucket
every time something catches fire is just inefficient."

You say, "Hang posters of glowering Shevat folk, to dissuade fires from burning entirely."

Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems says, "I don't know. That might incite certain folks
to start more fires."

You hide a grin behind your hand.

Archmage Phoebus Windwhisper, Shaper of Systems says, "Speaking of starting fires, I better watch it
with those burns before things get hazardous."

You laughingly say, "Oh dear."

Phoebus-chatter is one of the few things keeping me sane these days :'D
Unknown2012-08-09 06:10:27
Teaching Phoebus being a proper lady takes a silly turn.

Viscountess Zyphora Windwhisper, Capricious Gale says to you, "Absolutely never remove shoes in a man's presence. As women, we are not afflicted with foot odor, but men still like to ignore the fact that we have feet at all. The shoe is an extension of yourself. Embrace the heel and the aesthetic curve it lends to the calf."

You say, "I can't do heels."

Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty says, "I miss heels. They did make me feel right elegant."

Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty says, "And pointy."

You say, "...and I don't want to associate with someone who thinks women don't have feet. What does he think, we skate around on stumps?"

Zyphora nods her head emphatically.

Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty says to you, "No, on shoes!"

You say, "Watch out, here comes Stumpy, sliding in from the north."

Eritheyl utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Viscountess Zyphora Windwhisper, Capricious Gale says, "Yes. The shoe is an extension of the self."

You say, "Hey."

You say, "Watch this."

You remove etched emerald slippers.

Zyphora peers about herself unscrupulously.

Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty says, "Stumps! The stumps!"

Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty claws at his eyes, stuttering about like a madman.

You burst into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.

You slip into etched emerald slippers.

Eritheyl clears his throat.

Viscountess Zyphora Windwhisper, Capricious Gale frowns and says, "See?"
Zyphora2012-08-09 06:19:29
A room in a mansion.
A sign has been hung upon the nearby wall, reading, "Phoebus is a fun-hater".
Magistrate Eritheyl Windwhisper, Scion of Beauty floats here as ribbons of
prismatic light dart about his form. He wields a wind-swept viola of prismatic
feathers in his left hand and a crystal-inlaid greatshield in his right.
You see a single exit leading out.