Unknown2012-09-20 06:31:28
(Board of Directors): You say, "I threw up a little in my mouth."
(Board of Directors): You say, "Does that answer your question?"
(Board of Directors): Eritheyl says, "Good good, chew on that while you consider the prospects."
(Board of Directors): You say, "Gross."
(Board of Directors): Eritheyl says, "Well I did not mean -literally- chew...oh, that is disgusting. A moment."
(Board of Directors): You say, "Does that answer your question?"
(Board of Directors): Eritheyl says, "Good good, chew on that while you consider the prospects."
(Board of Directors): You say, "Gross."
(Board of Directors): Eritheyl says, "Well I did not mean -literally- chew...oh, that is disgusting. A moment."
Siam2012-09-21 08:17:22
Skye commenting on my curio ambients(not all of them are even activated!):
(Sworld): Skye says, "Siam bleeds from his nose. Siam giggles gaily. Siam bounces into the air like a ball. Siam shifts uncomfortably as the sound of crunching metal surrounds him. Siam quacks like a duckpig. Siam digs into the earth and produces a handful of shining gemstones. Siam kicks the air angrily. Siam squants and nods with intensity."
(Sworld): Skye says, "This is what being in a room with Siam is like."
Rancoura2012-09-21 20:50:31
Duckpig?
Rivius2012-09-22 02:26:49
Ejei Lilija Talnara says, "Hmm...going to need to get you a cake tasting spoon."
Lilija works and pounds the iron until it forms a hefty shovel.
Ejei Lilija Talnara smiles and says, "That should do it."
:D
Unknown2012-09-22 03:47:24
Duckpig?
It's like an ordinary pig, but with 70% more duck.
Svana2012-09-22 04:55:39
Quoink.
Svana2012-09-22 22:20:08
You give a pair of transparent scarlet man panties to a mechanical dirigible.
A mechanical dirigible takes a pair of transparent scarlet man panties from you, grasping it delicately in its metallic claw.
You whisper, "Deliver to Terentia."
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down in the air as it offers a loud whir and hum and a single mechanical chirp. After a brief moment the humming intensifies as it slowly putters off.
You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
You whisper, "I'm doomed."
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down as it drifts in on the natural currents of air, chirping as if happy.
Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple steps away from you.
You whisper, "Dock."
A mechanical dirigible whirs and whistles affirmatively as it slowly turns and then putters into your hands.
A thrum of energy sweeps past you as a blazing white light fills the heavens. The light lingers, brilliant and glaring, before descending to the ground below like a sword of lightning.
A white light explodes in your mind's eye as you feel the weight of your transgressions bearing down upon you. The eerie sensation that someone is holding the length and breadth of your very soul in their hands fills you, and it's the last thing you feel before the burning white light becomes a painful reality, tearing you apart mind, body, and spirit.
You have been slain by Terentia.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfoldsyour body with scorching flames.
This room has not been mapped.
On the edge of the abyss.
You see a single exit leading down.
So much fun!
A mechanical dirigible takes a pair of transparent scarlet man panties from you, grasping it delicately in its metallic claw.
You whisper, "Deliver to Terentia."
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down in the air as it offers a loud whir and hum and a single mechanical chirp. After a brief moment the humming intensifies as it slowly putters off.
You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
You whisper, "I'm doomed."
A mechanical dirigible bobs up and down as it drifts in on the natural currents of air, chirping as if happy.
Sir Eltorinus Dawneye, of the Hidden Temple steps away from you.
You whisper, "Dock."
A mechanical dirigible whirs and whistles affirmatively as it slowly turns and then putters into your hands.
A thrum of energy sweeps past you as a blazing white light fills the heavens. The light lingers, brilliant and glaring, before descending to the ground below like a sword of lightning.
A white light explodes in your mind's eye as you feel the weight of your transgressions bearing down upon you. The eerie sensation that someone is holding the length and breadth of your very soul in their hands fills you, and it's the last thing you feel before the burning white light becomes a painful reality, tearing you apart mind, body, and spirit.
You have been slain by Terentia.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine spark within you enfoldsyour body with scorching flames.
This room has not been mapped.
On the edge of the abyss.
You see a single exit leading down.
So much fun!
Kagato2012-09-23 03:10:56
That was just ASKING for trouble, Svana. That being said, nice work ;-p
Zyphora2012-09-24 22:27:40
Onenmaru takes an oak door from a soft black leather satchel.
You say to Onenmaru, "That satchel must be of deceptive proportions."
Onenmaru nods his head at you.
Lleuke nods his head at you.
Onenmaru gives an oak door the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "The story of how I came to own this door is more
peciluar than the fact that it fits in my satchel."
Nelras tilts his head and listens intently to Onenmaru.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I was studying the properties of aethership
anchors."
Sublime Opus Nelras n'Lochli says to Onenmaru, "It is? Now you will have to tell
us."
Ushaara nods his head emphatically.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I saw a ship docked just outside Faethorn."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "So I docked my ship at their anchor."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "And exited the ship into the anchor room."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "Before they.. promptly took off."
Lleuke looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I wound up in the aetherplex, wielding the door."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "By means I do not understand."
Lleuke blinks.
Nelras ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "My scalpel nowhere to be found."
Keeper Ushaara Gordian says, "Sounds strange alright."
Onenmaru shrugs helplessly.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I reported it was a misweave, but it was all too
strange for the Fates, I suppose."
Lleuke Zayah says, "The aethers, it seems, are a tricky business."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "Nothing ever came of it."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I keep it around to remind myself that everything
we know could be wrong."
Onenmaru stares implacably at an oak door.
You nod your head slowly in understanding.
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "Plus, never know when you'll need a door."
Onenmaru shrugs helplessly.
The corners of Nelras's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Lleuke Zayah says, "How deep."
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
You say, "It is indeed a surprising source for waxing philosophical."
You say, "Perhaps you ought to write a play about it."
You have emoted: Zyphora glances meaningfully at Onenmaru.
Lleuke Zayah smiles at all around him, leaning his crimson body forward on his
rhino.
Sublime Opus Nelras n'Lochli says, "What's this? More plays?"
Utterly entranced, Lleuke emits a long "Ooooh."
Nelras tilts his head and listens intently.
Onenmaru looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Lleuke Zayah whispers, "You should all have another Ball."
Primus Onenmaru Shevat says, "I might, actually."
Onenmaru stares implacably at an oak door.
Lleuke looks about himself suspiciously.
Keeper Ushaara Gordian gives you a meaningful look at the mention of a play.
*shakefist Ushaara* It'll write itself when it writes itself!
Also, could it be that the oak door is Onenmaru's equivalent for a hitchhiker's towel?
Unknown2012-09-27 09:41:35
In reference to Delport:
(Celest): Feren says, "Well you know what they say. The L'enemy of my L'enemy is lemony."
(Celest): Feren says, "Well you know what they say. The L'enemy of my L'enemy is lemony."
Ssaliss2012-09-28 09:43:28
A new dawn arises as you begin your duties as the Prince of Darkness. In a glorious blaze, the Ebon Orb of Darkness appears above your head and descends into your hands.
Yay?
Yay?
Unknown2012-09-28 13:16:36
A new dawn arises, and a giant target is painted on your back. Good luck out there!
Ssaliss2012-09-28 13:20:05
I should make a habit of having GUILD RESCUE CELINA in my buffer, I guess. Surprise!
Esano2012-09-28 14:03:03
Guild Champion: Akyaevin (The Crescendo of Transformation)
suffix akyaevin , the Crescendo of Transformation
A prefix or a suffix may be no longer than 30 characters. You tried to make one that was 33 characters long.
Ha ha ha, very funny guys.
Unknown2012-09-28 14:50:22
Just remove the "the"!
Unknown2012-09-28 14:55:47
The Akyaevin, Crescendo of Transformation ;)
Unknown2012-09-28 15:58:39
You gaze into a seeing stone.
ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF!.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. THIS ROOM REEKS OF AWESOMESAUCE. Your shop contains 453/500 items. There are a number of shelves and cabinets filled with stock here. Brother Veyrzhul La'Saet is here. He wields a spiked glass tahto with both hands. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
You see a single exit leading up (closed door).
Really? Really really?!? :rolleyes:
Esano2012-09-28 16:12:10
Phoebus:I did! But it's unsatisfying.
Just remove the "the"!
Zarquan:Ahh, I remember (vaguely) the days before palm sigils.
Really? Really really?!? :rolleyes:
Ssaliss2012-09-28 16:18:59
You don't even need palm sigils nowadays, all stockrooms have a palm, key and mono "inherently".
Ytran2012-09-28 23:44:21
Ssaliss:
A new dawn arises as you begin your duties as the Son of Darkness. In a glorious blaze, the sword Dragnipur appears above your head and descends into your hands.
Yay?
Fixed to be far more awesome. >.>
