Enyalida2012-10-05 18:48:43
I can't sleep. Clowns will eat my face.
Eritheyl2012-10-05 22:31:18
Affecting a low-pitched voice, Minister Irillia Shevat, the Silvery Skybloom
says, "I must practise...sounding manly. Manliness. Mmmmmm...manly."
In a deep murmur, Minister Irillia Shevat, the Silvery Skybloom says, "Manly.
Mmmm. Manly."
Oh god I love you.
Kagato2012-10-07 05:18:19
Xena gives a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of Ironbeard the Magnanimous to you.
Xena has far too much free time on her hands...
Unknown2012-10-08 03:55:42
A huge glass lift glides into view and grinds to a juddering halt.
The glass doors of the lift slide open, allowing entry.
n
Inside a huge glass lift.
Banks of clouds roil about here. A fresh breeze is blowing through the area. A large steel button protrudes from the wall. A graceful aerial bird hovers here on huge snow-white wings.
You see a single exit leading south.
With a powerful beat of its vast snow-white wings, an aerial bird disappears to the south.
I think I was just witness to an elaborate jailbreak.
Moriana2012-10-09 20:10:51
After the quiz, while congratulating Ushaara, Phoebus, and Maellio, Zvoltz mentions -- to our Collective dismay -- what he won from his bet with Eventru and the other gods...
:blink:
(Hallifax): Zvoltz says, "Yes, and I have secured a pair of Eventru's edible chocolate panties. This will give Me much levarage at the next Council of the Firsts."
:blink:
Unknown2012-10-11 21:41:05
Surely you didn't think Eventru wore baconpanties. He's tanned, he needs something to match his skin tone when he's seducing gods.
Unknown2012-10-12 00:45:55
Sir Inagin La'Saet says, "I keep forgetting to drink."
You give Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to Sir Inagin La'Saet.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Inagin takes a long draught of bourbon.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Inagin takes a long draught of bourbon.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Sir Inagin La'Saet says, "Whoohooo."
Inagin gives Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to you.
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "Okay."
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "Here's the law."
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "NO PUKING AND OR PASSING OUT NEAR THE BOOKS."
Junia roars fiercely.
Inagin pukes all over Junia.
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!
You give Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to Sir Inagin La'Saet.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Inagin takes a long draught of bourbon.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Inagin takes a long draught of bourbon.
As Inagin takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic he becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as his cheeks flush a vivid red.
Sir Inagin La'Saet says, "Whoohooo."
Inagin gives Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to you.
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "Okay."
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "Here's the law."
Archivist Extraordinaire Junia La'Saet says, "NO PUKING AND OR PASSING OUT NEAR THE BOOKS."
Junia roars fiercely.
Inagin pukes all over Junia.
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!
Junia2012-10-12 02:29:01
The Pool of Stars.
(Spammy spammy room spam)
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Junia Baroness Librarian On
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Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 15 on other Planes.
(Celest): You say, "Hellooooo?"
Donato has just left you message #885.
Message #885 sent by Donato (received: 2012/10/12 02:18:45)
Vengeance game, too late to join.
You sent the following message to Donato: And the whole city is playing?
(Celest): You say, "Well, guess I have the whole city to do with as I wish! Huzzah! By the time you lot get back I'll have all the statues rearranged alphabetically. And those children who run around loose will be actively engaged in furthering their education and not squandering their potential!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "You can disenchant and enchant all those statues, not to mention destroying and crafting, in that quick a time?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "We volunteer Junia for statue duty for life."
(Celest): You say, "All in the name of alphabetical credibility, my Lord!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Sure. Let Us go with that."
(Spammy spammy room spam)
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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Citizen Rank Position CT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Junia Baroness Librarian On
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Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 15 on other Planes.
(Celest): You say, "Hellooooo?"
Donato has just left you message #885.
Message #885 sent by Donato (received: 2012/10/12 02:18:45)
Vengeance game, too late to join.
You sent the following message to Donato: And the whole city is playing?
(Celest): You say, "Well, guess I have the whole city to do with as I wish! Huzzah! By the time you lot get back I'll have all the statues rearranged alphabetically. And those children who run around loose will be actively engaged in furthering their education and not squandering their potential!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "You can disenchant and enchant all those statues, not to mention destroying and crafting, in that quick a time?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "We volunteer Junia for statue duty for life."
(Celest): You say, "All in the name of alphabetical credibility, my Lord!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Sure. Let Us go with that."
Unknown2012-10-12 08:43:19
Squee! Junia <3
Stop making me miss Celest :(
Stop making me miss Celest :(
Siam2012-10-14 21:14:16
Lines of scrolling text wash over a chronomantic cube's surface: ---- SCANNING TARGET. TARGET IS POTATO SHAPED. PEEL AT WILL. ----
It is so on, nefarious cube.
Onenmaru2012-10-18 00:53:37
Magnificus Maellio Onz'Verheu, Penumbral Observer says, "If you would excuse... I think I left... a
book... in the oven... with my laundry... erhm... yes."
This is much better without context.
Unknown2012-10-18 13:06:18
(*): Hiriako says, "Not at all. But my poor, poor ass."
Sorry, bro.
*flee*
Fania2012-10-22 03:55:28
Aquamage Tridemon, the Strange Left Hand says to you, "Generally, as long as you don't marry an illithoid and grope them at the pool of stars while murdering Meleris, you'll be fine."
The things that come up in everyday conversation.
