Quotes 7

by Arix

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Unknown2010-11-23 19:31:16
Behold, I have found the reason why everyone thinks Ileein is female:

Guild Administrator: Ileein (The Execumatrix Magnificus)

Duh, everyone thinks that you're a dominatrix, only you execute them instead of dominating them. The Magnificus part doesn't help either, I mean you go "I'm the Execumatrix. (OK, so she's into computer-based SM) Oh, and also, I'm Magnificus. (So, she's like totally flamboyant too)"

Yes I know that Secretaries in the Institute are called Execumatrix, but shoosh. happy.gif
Rika2010-11-23 21:04:08
QUOTE (Everiine @ Nov 24 2010, 08:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Welcome to club, Miss Ileein.


What were you thinking when you made your character? laugh.gif
Everiine2010-11-23 21:25:00
QUOTE (rika @ Nov 23 2010, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What were you thinking when you made your character? laugh.gif

Certainly not that he would last nearly as long as he has, or become as popular or well beloved as he is, or that he'd be as INCREDIBLY AWESOME as he is.

Note: I cannot vouch for the truthfulness of any of the above statements.
Mirami2010-11-23 21:43:31
QUOTE (Everiine @ Nov 23 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Certainly not that he would last nearly as long as he has, or become as popular or well beloved as he is, or that he'd be as INCREDIBLY AWESOME as he is.

Note: I cannot vouch for the truthfulness of any of the above statements.


Vouched for.
Everiine2010-11-23 22:55:48
QUOTE (Romertien @ Nov 23 2010, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vouched for.

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Shiawase2010-11-24 01:33:23
Nariah gives you a peck on the cheek.


O:
Jack2010-11-24 03:22:54
QUOTE (casilu @ Nov 23 2010, 08:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found this picture of you.


Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo.
Lehki2010-11-24 04:38:37
QUOTE
Somebody tells you, "Greetings sir! I would like to inquire on how to become a citizen of Gaudiguch?"

You tell Somebody, "Well first."

You tell Somebody, "You should talk to somebody who's from Gaudiguch."

Somebody tells you, "Oi! I had you and Lekius confused."


Aaaaargh. Dx

Change your name you bum!
Lekius2010-11-24 04:45:28
QUOTE (Lehki @ Nov 23 2010, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aaaaargh. Dx

Change your name you bum!


Hello sir.




No you.
Unknown2010-11-24 05:00:46
To think that I was just reading an old Quote about how one of you (forgot which whoops) was pooka-ed into naming your stag 'Lehkius'. happy.gif
Neos2010-11-24 05:05:48
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(Clan Clan): Shuyin says, "Anyone here who can judge?"

(Clan Clan): Arix says, "You have terrible taste in clothing and your hairstyle is atrocious."

(Clan Clan): Arix says, "Also, you need to air out your armor, the midgets inside are suffocating."
Siam2010-11-24 09:00:55
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Vadi2010-11-24 14:29:02
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The form of a Red Hand of the Illuminati blurs as a coruscating rush of energy sears (?name?)'s flesh.


The codes! The codes are leaking!
Unknown2010-11-24 15:02:09
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Milla the Peppermint Kitten says, "Ah! Let me show you what I have!"
-omit mass spam-
Type MORE to continue reading. (18% shown)


Someone fed it a Walmart. O.o
Everiine2010-11-24 16:12:21
QUOTE (Vadi @ Nov 24 2010, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The codes! The codes are leaking!

No no, that would be when Charune's temple opened. Oh, the code! The Code!
Vadi2010-11-24 16:38:23
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10:54:42.103 6590h, 7458m|90%, 98e%, 10p, 89w%, 96e%, ex dbk-(apply health to head)
10:54:42.204 You grab Izekeal by the back of the neck and pull him forward into an embrace. You press
10:54:42.204 your lips against his neck and hungrily suck the lifeforce from him.
10:54:42.210 As the last dregs of lifeforce are sucked out of Izekeal, his eyes become glassy and cold,
10:54:42.210 staring off into the empty darkness of death.
10:54:42.212 You have slain Izekeal.
10:54:42.253 Black domotheos death energy rises up from the body of Izekeal, solidifying into the form
10:54:42.253 of a skull. The floating skull opens its jaws and a jet of inky black smoke shoots at you,
10:54:42.253 melting the flesh from your bones.
10:54:42.257 The karmic blessing of justice reflects part of the attack back at Izekeal.
10:54:42.259 Izekeal immediately dies as his body collapses into a pile of blackened bones.
10:54:42.261 You have slain Izekeal.
10:54:42.305 Black domotheos death energy rises up from the body of Izekeal, solidifying into the form
10:54:42.305 of a skull. The floating skull opens its jaws and a jet of inky black smoke shoots at you,
10:54:42.305 melting the flesh from your bones.
10:54:42.310 2651h, 7314m|88%, 98e%, 10p, 89w%, 96e%, x dbk-(outr coltsfoot|eat coltsfoot)(-3939 Health,
10:54:42.310 -144 Mana)


We may think that we're good warriors, but really, the domotheos and karmic powers are standing by to remind us that we're mere mortals.
Unknown2010-11-24 16:55:39
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Ma'arra, manticore pridelord leaps into the air in front of you, deflecting the attack.
You lose purchase on Ma'arra, manticore pridelord.


Gee, thanks Ma'arra. tongue.gif
Neos2010-11-24 19:43:19
QUOTE
Lady Lorina says, "I ran out of love."

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QUOTE
A swift amber dragon turtle with cerulean wings trots in with head high, butting you gently with his head.
5588(119%)h, 6717(115%)m, 8432(123%)e, (100%)w, (100%)en, 10p 23xp(77%) exsSi-
Your order is obeyed.
A swift amber dragon turtle with cerulean wings obediently falls into line behind you.
5588(119%)h, 6717(115%)m, 8432(123%)e, (100%)w, (100%)en, 10p 23xp(77%) exsSi-
A swift amber dragon turtle with cerulean wings has gained a level!

My turtle's just that awesome. cool.gif
Sakr2010-11-24 21:53:35
Checking on another character, last message I got was this:

Message 666
SENT BY: (SYSTEM) ON 11/13/19:44
Arimisia has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Moondancers Guild.

I frankly don't know how to read this
Lendren2010-11-24 21:54:36
QUOTE (Falcon @ Nov 24 2010, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Checking on another character, last message I got was this:

Message 666
SENT BY: (SYSTEM) ON 11/13/19:44
Arimisia has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Moondancers Guild.

I frankly don't know how to read this

The correct interpretation is "it's time for you to clear messages".