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Rika2010-11-27 07:19:54
Ashed has been burned to death by a fierce volcanic eruption.
Xenthos2010-11-27 07:23:53
QUOTE (rika @ Nov 27 2010, 02:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ashed has been burned to death by a fierce volcanic eruption.

Ah, I was internally pronouncing this as "a shed" so it did not even click.
Shamarah2010-11-27 07:43:52
You tell Junior Fellow Rodngar Naresni, DI-V283, "Do you need to teleport here."

Rodngar tells you, "No, I will walk like a man."

Rodngar tells you, ".. yes."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with motes of bright light.
Unknown2010-11-27 08:00:37
Shamarah, your signature image... laugh.gif
Rodngar2010-11-27 08:08:10
QUOTE (Shamarah @ Nov 27 2010, 02:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You tell Junior Fellow Rodngar Naresni, DI-V283, "Do you need to teleport here."

Rodngar tells you, "No, I will walk like a man."

Rodngar tells you, ".. yes."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with motes of bright light.


Where the hell did my cleanse enchant vanish to, seriously?
Llesvelt2010-11-27 12:25:32
A glowing sphere buzzes in and circles several times around you. Glowing
gemstones flash before a door opens up and shoots a letter into your hands.
A glowing sphere beeps several times before buzzing away at great speed.

read 75195
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Here is a gift for you, so you can always have a piece of me nearby.

(This was Phoebus's idea, but I thought it was cute)

Love,
Tulemrah

probe 75195
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 11 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"scalp99890" a gruesome scalp

get scalp from 75195
You take a gruesome scalp from an elegant white letter.

probe scalp
This grisly trophy once belonged upon the top of someone's head, but has been
sliced cleanly off, rather like a rind peeled from an orange. The matted leather
scalp is still bloodied and dripping with gore.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Burghess Tulemrah, Provost of the Aeromancers.
Unknown2010-11-27 12:39:58
Haha, yes! She actually did it! biggrin.gif
Llesvelt2010-11-27 13:25:18
(Hallifax): You say, "For great dedication to the ways of the Collective and the Sentinel's Company of Temporal Anomalies specifically, Chief Superintendant Ushaara has been granted the highest honour of the Order of Cririk Adom within the Company. Congratulations."

After granting the Sentinel's honour to Ushaara, following a short speech in my office and rather nice small RP interaction.

Because if you have the chance to give away the Guild Honour you have to milk it for all it is worth, damn it!
Daraius2010-11-27 13:25:32
Tulemrah's one of ours now. Stop corrupting her. eyepoke.gif
Ushaara2010-11-27 14:25:53
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Nov 27 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Hallifax): You say, "For great dedication to the ways of the Collective and the Sentinel's Company of Temporal Anomalies specifically, Chief Superintendant Ushaara has been granted the highest honour of the Order of Cririk Adom within the Company. Congratulations."

After granting the Sentinel's honour to Ushaara, following a short speech in my office and rather nice small RP interaction.

Because if you have the chance to give away the Guild Honour you have to milk it for all it is worth, damn it!


Woo! Was convinced you needed the 6+ member guild rite thing to offer it so was totally unexpected.

Now if only the internet didn't cut out straight after you said that...
Sakr2010-11-27 16:35:47
An abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf says, "Watch yer step there, boyo - Ah just been
cleanin'."
An abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf glances askance.

Kudos to who knows who this is.

The marble bust of this stout dwarf has been exquisitely crafted,larger than your average figurine.
He has a rough, scraggly long beard and salt-and-pepper hair, both of which are unkempt and made of
ragged-looking, dyed wool. His face has been painted tan and the marble carefully chiseled, cut and
then smoothed to give soft wrinkles and crows feet at the corners of his sunken eyes, making him
appear even older than he would have at first glance. Slightly yellowed teeth can be seen when he
starts to mumble to himself, beneath a bulbous nose and his plain brown eyes, the irises of which
have been cut from some dark, ruddy gemstone. With a small scar on his cheek and a soft, fleeting
smile crossing his face, he seems to carry some feeling of inner warmth. He is wearing a set of
flowing smoke grey robes, a black and silver fur-lined cloak and a subtle, dark blue velvet
overcloak. An etching upon his robes reads in an elegant, perfect script: "Tully, Janitor of the
Basin, I".
An abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf exudes an aura of overwhelming power.
He weighs about 40 pounds.
He is loyal to the Village of Bottledowns.
You cannot see what an abnormally large figurine of a squat dwarf is holding.
Xenthos2010-11-27 16:49:31
Kudos would be more appropriate if we had not just recently had a detailed conversation of this statue recently, with the person who it is modeled after. tongue.gif
Jack2010-11-27 16:50:16
And who is reading this topic right now laugh.gif
Sakr2010-11-27 16:59:33
Mother Amana, Queen of the Toys says, "If you wish to be of assistance, faeling, you may join my
children in their fight upon the Facility. The gnomes there have been causing us a bit of trouble -
my daughter Leiliadhe should be able to direct you."

Leiliadhe? Person or figurine? Would it be considered cheating if I went to the real Leiliadhe and asked for help?
Xenthos2010-11-27 17:16:00
QUOTE (Falcon @ Nov 27 2010, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mother Amana, Queen of the Toys says, "If you wish to be of assistance, faeling, you may join my
children in their fight upon the Facility. The gnomes there have been causing us a bit of trouble -
my daughter Leiliadhe should be able to direct you."

Leiliadhe? Person or figurine? Would it be considered cheating if I went to the real Leiliadhe and asked for help?

I think it would be considered more confusing than cheating.
Unknown2010-11-27 17:22:23
The sad thing is that the doll is probably more powerful than its model. unsure.gif
Unknown2010-11-27 17:49:17
Old news is old.
Casilu2010-11-27 21:29:30
(Grind Monkeys): Phoebus (from the Aetherways) says, "I look like some kind of coked-out hobgoblin."
Aerotan2010-11-28 04:06:56
Erane DAIENAISUS (Female Human).
She is 62 years old, having been born on the 7th of Roarkian, 219 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 1036th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours) and the
Shadowmaze (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'The Black Kitchens.'
Her warcry: 'THIS IS DAIENAISUS!'
She is considered to be approximately some% of your might.
She is a founder of the DAIENAISUS family.
See HONOURS FULL ERANE to view her 1 special honours.
Unknown2010-11-28 04:16:02
Annick as well. I thought the system disallowed all caps names?