Lack of special deathsight was just an oversight. 98% sure it's 5 poison hits, though!

It appears to be 5 hits, yes, and possibly not shruggable. And it did 1500 poison damage to Malarious.

Pretty sure they're shruggable! (Or, rather, I was shrugging them when I tested it) - but this is Quotes. So let's get back on that. (Bad Eventru, participating in the hijack.)

You tell Minister Daraius Shevat, "How about we make a deal then, Minister. I shall watch Contraception with you if you watch A Twisted Skein with me?"

You tell Minister Daraius Shevat, "Contraption."

...It took me a few moments to realize I did this. Ohhh the facepalming. I blame roomie looking for her birth control as I typed.

At least it didn't become Conception

Sure, we can have a good laugh, but let's be honest. Even a play about birth control would be awesome if Lendren wrote it.

Obviously Lucidian birth control takes the form of a little card containing a set of arguments, using a system of symbolic logic, that procreation is undesirable.

I thought it was boring the other person to sleep.

FALCON Puuuuunch!!!

Yerp. Basically newbie punched a guild champion to death.

You missed the best part

You say, "Excellent, you may stop."
(p) 26%h/1196h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP exlr
With a quick spin, Daraius kicks you in the gut with his left foot.
(p) 11%h/534h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP exlr(-662 Health)
Drawing back his right fist, Daraius punches you in the gut.
(p) 4%h/202h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP exlr(-332 Health)
Drawing back his left fist, Daraius punches you in the gut.
You collapse to the ground and die as your body is no longer able to take the
punishment.
You have been slain by Daraius.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.

(Market): You say, "Looking for a trill flight tutor."
Solanis Talnara, Decussation of Dance says, "I can fly."
You say, "You're not a trill."
Solanis Talnara, Decussation of Dance trills loudly.

Casi... why didn't you like... sip or something?

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
(p) 26%h/1196h, 99%m/4134m, 113%e/4716e, 10, 100%en, 100%w 17XP exlr'excellent, you may stop
You say, "Excellent, you may stop."


I was hoping he would stop.

Still not fixed, though.

You pick up a scrumptious candied seashell.

You peel off the paper wrapping from a scrumptious candied seashell and plop it into your mouth, sucking on it for a moment as it slowly dissolves in a delicious wave of sugar. As you reach the core of the candied seashell you discover a centre of fresh honey, and suck happily upon it.

As you go to swallow the last bits of the candy you discover something hard and inedible at its centre, spitting it out into your hand. You gape in awe at a pearl in your hand, which flashes with a celestial radiance before disappearing.

A shimmering image of a cherub bursts into view, giggling wildly.
The shimmering image of a cherub exclaims, "Glory be to New Celest! Resurgence of Light! Raziela sends her love!"

Where the hell did this come from and where can I get another one?

They were from the Festival of Light, and I do not believe they are available beyond those people have stored up.

They're still available.

Who is that in Casilu's sig?

I always figured it was Queen Elizabeth.